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Re: Time to 'fess up -- Reveal to us a big secret from your childhood, that you never told anyone [Re: Mysteryvalley] * 1
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a girl has yet to make me bust.  I feel this has something to do with the lack of connection.  I have yet to have an emotional connection with a girl i have been intimate with.

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Re: Time to 'fess up -- Reveal to us a big secret from your childhood, that you never told anyone [Re: thelanzii]
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I was scared of the dark til I was like 12.
When I was 8 or 9 I thought I was the only person in the world who knew about jerking off.
I also thought babies just magically teleported into the womb when the parents wanted one.

:doublefacepalm:


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Re: Time to 'fess up -- Reveal to us a big secret from your childhood, that you never told anyone [Re: Mysteryvalley]
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Mysteryvalley said:
When I was a young boy I was trying to take a dump in some bushes. Didn't have any toilet roll but I was busting and just had to deal with it. So I did the usual dropped my khaks, lent back, stuck my ass out and proceeded to shit. Job done. Pulled my trousers back up and smeared shit all over my balls/gouch/ass.

I had shit directly into my awaiting boxers.

Couldn't think of what to and ended up wearing them all the way home.

In the car with my grandad.


That's just the most disgusting thing I have read.


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"It is the nature of the wise to resist pleasures, but the foolish to be a slave to them. "

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Re: Time to 'fess up -- Reveal to us a big secret from your childhood, that you never told anyone [Re: gshock50]
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My only secret that I haven't told ANYONE from my childhood was when I was 8 or 9. Me and my friend would sneak off into the woods behind where we lived and we would examine each other's different parts. We didn't know what they were for so we would just rub them together. Not going in or anything. Just smooshing my vagina and his penis together. Pretty stupid. We almost got caught a couple times by his dad. I'm pretty sure now that he knew what was going on. Though, we thought we were so sneaky.

I'm embarrassed to even say it, but it's too funny. I've kept the secret that long. I always thought I would get in trouble by telling people. Then, as I got older I realized that it was really stupid. But it's the only secret I have. So there you go. No more secrets for me!


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Re: Time to 'fess up -- Reveal to us a big secret from your childhood, that you never told anyone [Re: Synthe]
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Hahaha! I always believed in storks, personally. I thought Dumbo was proof that that's how it happens.

As for being scared of the dark... well, I'm still scared of the dark. But not like a kid way. I just hate being outside in the dark. I'm scared of other people :creepylurker: .......... Oh, and werewolves.... Is that a weird fear?


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Re: Time to 'fess up -- Reveal to us a big secret from your childhood, that you never told anyone [Re: Asante] * 1
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I always used to hang out with my brothers and his friends when they were at our house playing. I remember when I was like 5, one of my brother's friends showed us his penis. I remember being kind of puzzled at the time, like "why is he doing this?". None of us reciprocated the act..that i remember.

Also when I was probably 7 or 8, my best friend and I were becoming curious about sex. I remember we'd talk about it and say "I can't wait to have sex" even though we didn't even know what it was except for a man on top of a woman. Also one time we slept on my floor and she told me that one of her friends likes to pull down her pants and rub herself on the carpet, so we tried it. Looking back on that it almost seems like a dream but I'm positive it happened.


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Re: Time to 'fess up -- Reveal to us a big secret from your childhood, that you never told anyone [Re: claraclairvoyant]
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When I was really young our babysitters taught us how to unsnap bras with one hand...

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Re: Time to 'fess up -- Reveal to us a big secret from your childhood, that you never told anyone [Re: gshock50]
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gshock50 said:
Mysteryvalley said:
When I was a young boy I was trying to take a dump in some bushes. Didn't have any toilet roll but I was busting and just had to deal with it. So I did the usual dropped my khaks, lent back, stuck my ass out and proceeded to shit. Job done. Pulled my trousers back up and smeared shit all over my balls/gouch/ass.

I had shit directly into my awaiting boxers.

Couldn't think of what to and ended up wearing them all the way home.

In the car with my grandad.


That's just the most disgusting thing I have read.


Why thank you!!


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Re: Time to 'fess up -- Reveal to us a big secret from your childhood, that you never told anyone [Re: Mysteryvalley]
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Nothing to add. These stories are funny though, kids are crazy


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Re: Time to 'fess up -- Reveal to us a big secret from your childhood, that you never told anyone [Re: trippinballs420]
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trippinballs420 said:
the first time i tried to have sex, my gf at the time was a virgin too and i literally couldnt fit my dick in her, and after like 5 mins of trying i went soft and couldnt get hard again...she even tried blowing me again but no success....stayed soft. so we ended up laying there in the bed and i felt like such a douche.

she was like its okay shit happens and i was like no. you dont understand. im not a man now. i like hated myself at that point, but then like a week later we tried again and all was good.

i havent told anyone that tho cause i still feel like a douche that i couldnt stay hard :blush:


This happened to me my 1st time too, minus the going soft part.

It was really hard trying to fit it in there.

We were both virgins and I could barely get it in. We were pretty much doing it to do it. I didn't really enjoy it my 1st time and I didn't finish.

But every time after that I was like:

:rocketcrotch:


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We are here to assist, to teach you to evolve as we go through this process together. We give our own version of things only to bring you to a higher consciousness. No matter what situation you find yourself in, it is the power of your thoughts that got you there. It is also the impeccable belief that thought creates that will transform your experience and the planetary existence.



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Re: Time to 'fess up -- Reveal to us a big secret from your childhood, that you never told anyone [Re: HalluciNate]
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I watched Candyman when I was ~8, scared (and scarred) me so bad, that I was afraid to be around mirrors or go into a bathroom with a door closed, until I was 14.

I used to go piss outside.. for ~6 years, every time I had to piss, I found somewhere outside to go, the only exception being like public restrooms, because if there were people with me in there, I didn't care.

Neither of those are the secret.

I didn't actually ALWAYS either go outside or in a public restroom in the beginning. Up until about 10, I'd occasionally piss in my bedroom closet.. Lol. And I don't mean into a bottle or something. Nope, into the corner and it'd run right down the wall into the carpet.

When I couldn't hold it til morning and I couldn't get outside (grandparents still up, preventing me from leaving for example) I'd piss in my closet.


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline

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Re: Time to 'fess up -- Reveal to us a big secret from your childhood, that you never told anyone [Re: Shroomslip] * 2
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Seriously, if I could post anonymously, I would tell. It's just that bad.


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NotSheekle said
“if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”

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Re: Time to 'fess up -- Reveal to us a big secret from your childhood, that you never told anyone [Re: koods]
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were you tubgirl?

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Re: Time to 'fess up -- Reveal to us a big secret from your childhood, that you never told anyone [Re: akira_akuma]
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My parents took me to the county fair when I was like 8. They went to some booth where they showed you felons within a square male radius of your house. I shat bricks for the next 5 years every time I went into my house late at night. And there were like 2 felons


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Re: Time to 'fess up -- Reveal to us a big secret from your childhood, that you never told anyone [Re: Dr.Tooty]
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TootyBooty said:
I was basically the same. I was most obsessed with throwing bugs into spider webs, particularly ones made by garden spider/banana spiders and watching them die...


I did that a lot man but not for the death part. I was amazed with spiders as a child and had a couple hidden in different rooms with their own little crib. I would feed them and watch them grow and die.

As for my secret....shemales ftw

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Re: Time to 'fess up -- Reveal to us a big secret from your childhood, that you never told anyone [Re: Vicker]
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i participated in a circlejerk at my friends 11th birthday party. we had blankets covering us up though. it wasnt really a circle so much as we were all just in the same room telling each other how to do it

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Re: Time to 'fess up -- Reveal to us a big secret from your childhood, that you never told anyone [Re: Vicker]
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ok.. so when i was in highschool this girl had a crush on me. all my friends thought she was super hot and i thought she was too. after talking to her i realized her teeth were like super fucked up.. like brown crooked and yellow. due to peer pressure from my friends think she was super hot and that i should date her i did.. for 6 months.. and then again for 5 months.. only kissed her maybe 3 times. constantly cheated on her and even professed my love to her half sister (who i got to third base with). After breaking it off with her, finally, i decided to date her other sister. looking back i feel really bad for all that.. but she's engaged now so it's all good.


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Re: Time to 'fess up -- Reveal to us a big secret from your childhood, that you never told anyone [Re: Vicker]
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One time I was apart of a group of kids that might've legitimately beat up the guy in the rat costume(while he was in costume) at Chuckie Cheeses.
I distinctly remember stamping on his foot while other kids were pulling and pushing and stuff. No one else that worked there was even intervening.

Karma later got me back a couple of years ago when I was working at an amusement park doing lighting for one of their live entertainment shows. They were down costumed characters that day so the supervisor comes up to our venue and asks if they have anyone who would be able to fit the height limit. Long story short, I was the shortest one there, so I had to go dress up in a giant hot suit in 90 degree weather and play with children. I felt so horribly guilty about the chuckie cheese incident after that.


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Re: Time to 'fess up -- Reveal to us a big secret from your childhood, that you never told anyone [Re: akira_akuma]
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akira_akuma said:
were you tubgirl?


If I was,  I still am.


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NotSheekle said
“if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”

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Re: Time to 'fess up -- Reveal to us a big secret from your childhood, that you never told anyone [Re: koods]
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When I was about 5 or 6...maybe 7, a girl told me that she liked me and tried to kiss me.  I spat in her face and ran away from her, spent the rest of the day riding a bike trying to ignore that I felt like shit and avoided her until she moved away.  :braindamage:


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