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[secret sex]
    #5631144 - 05/15/06 01:59 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

so ive been trying to hook up with this [VERY attractive] gurl for MONTHS.
we're absolutely complete opposites & shes datings some douche bag.
(they arent exclusive, she doesnt want a boyfriend)
but still, with (most of) all my (eligible & attractive) female friends, i absolutely avoid the "friend zone".
like i was saying, ive never made a move on her, just looks & flirting.
just always playin it cool, just being myself

okay so moving on, my brother had a party at his house friday night.
i was supposed to go to a rave but it got cancelled so i stayed home & fell asleep.
i got woken up from a phonecall from one of my other female friends. (we all run in the same circle)
about why i wasnt there. so i got up, got dressed & drove over there.

the gurl was there as well, she was the 1st to hold her arms out for a hug,
but i completely blew her off in an obvious cocky fashion & greeted everyone first. (she was supposed to call me but didnt.)
so she kinda got butthert over it, but she knew exactly why i did that.
i sat with her & she gave me some bullshit excuse, but i was like whatever.
then i asked her to sit with me in my car out front while i smoked a cig.

so we're in my car, i put this jazz cd on.

click here  to hear samples of this pimp cd,
track 2,5 & 7 specifically.)
(for those too lazy to listen to those samples,
that jazz consists just of a guitar, a stand up bass & a drumset)

anyway, she begins to complain about the guy shes dating.
that his junk is soo small she can barely feel it & that she hadnt had an orgasm in 3 months.
i tried to humour the situation but then i realized she was making this a valid complaint.
i was done smoking a cig by then & she was like ' i have to pee, ill brb'
so i was like 'should we just go back inside?'
and she was like , 'no, ill brb'

that was odd.
normally we would have just gone back inside,
so this instantly threw up some red flags

when she got back,
she went right back into the convo about being sexually frustrated.
i fuckin knew it. hah.
so i went for bold.
i flat out asked her "do you wanna complain about it or do you wanna do something about it?"
giving her a suggestive nod.
she kinda paused then asked "why do you wanna?"
& i said "im not gonna turn it down"
so she was like "alright lets go"

we drove to a 7-11 to pick up a box of condoms.
i usually  get my condoms from the drug store mixed in with all my other misc. items so its not really awkward.
when i asked the guy at the counter for them,
his demeaner changed from store clerk to pharmacist. it was hilarious.

he asked me if i see which box i wanted, pointing to about 8 different brands,
i told him that i couldnt see that far., with a slight chuckle.
so he kinda picked up a box at random & asked if this particular box was okay.
sure enough.

so i drive to an industrial [deserted] parking lot that overlooks the san diego bay.
right next door to this parking lot is a giant field & trails.
this was my childhood playground growing up.
riding bikes on our own made jumps when i was a kid,
to smoking pot on the small train bridge in middle school,
& to tripping on mushrooms in my older years in the thick flowery brush at night with all my friends.
& now here i was, back again, with a chick ready to go.

we began to chat again, but then i realized this was only making thing more awkward,
so i hop in my backseat, she jumps back there with me.
we take off our pants & have at it.
ive never even kissed this gurl before, and here we were being completely raw & lustful.

my cellphone rings, i pick it up & look at the screen to see who it was.
she asked me "whos that?" i hit the power button & reply "no one"
& throw my phone somewhere up front.
this was our friends calling to see where we had gone & although i didnt tell her,
she knew it was them.
we were going at it for about 20 minutes before being cramped in the backseat took its toll
so we both just wanted to finish up.
we busted & just layed there inside of her for a few minutes =].

it wasnt about busting a nutt.
it was about finally bangin the gurl ive been working on for months & months.
one of those gurls that you think is out of your league.
i finally got at it. =]

we put on our clothes, drive back over there & tell everyone we just went on a beach cruise.
our friends arent stupid. so im sure they have an idea.

so we got back into the house, just about everyone had a question mark over their head,
but most just stuck to their suspision & didnt ask.

i walk to the dark hallway to the bathroom, & someone was in it.
so i wait.
not thinking if anyone was watching me,
i did what ALL guys do.
i held my fingers up to my face & took a long, slow inhale thru my nose. =]
i look to my right & see my bros roomate sitting at his computer desk watching me.
he gave me a big smiling smirk followed by a quik puncuated exhale. (heh)
i walk up, lean against his desk & pick up his bag of herbs.
he says "i seen that" jesturing torward what i did in the hallway.
i quikly reply "you didnt see anything"
& he says, "you're right, i didnt see anything"
i pick up his bag of herbs from the desk & give it a savory sniff.

"it smells really fuckin good"

i toss the bag of herbs on the table,

& say "oh....and the weed too" =]

he chuckles & replies "oh i bet it does"

we dont want our friends to know.

i worked with her today at my job (yes, we work together )
we hadnt had much time to chat alone,
but i did ask her in the brief  moment alone "are you chill with friday night?"
she smiled & said "yeah im chill"
...right before our friend came in the room & interrupted any further convo.

we went out tonight with the friends for dinner & beer at the bar,
and of course sex did come up in conversation, and i would say
little things that would apply to friday night that no one else would pick up on, but us,
followed by making sly eye contact & quik hidden smiles. :wink:

there is something, something mutually empowering to have this
dirty secret between the 2 of us.
a guilty pleasure of sorts, but i dont feel guity at all.
if anything, this just livened up our friendship into something
more interesting. ^_^


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Edited by 40oz (05/15/06 02:22 AM)


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Re: [secret sex] [Re: 40oz]
    #5631160 - 05/15/06 02:09 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

:oogle:



for some reason that post just gave me the hope of gettin laid soon.
probably wont happen but hope feels good.  :tongue:


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Re: [secret sex] [Re: eligal]
    #5631174 - 05/15/06 02:16 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

ur an inspiration to us all.
Well done man... good story.


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Re: [secret sex] [Re: eligal]
    #5631182 - 05/15/06 02:18 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

that my friend, sounds like a dream to me, with the gal that i like. hopefully i will be blessed as you were, and bone her for a good few hours :smile:.

it's stuff like this that makes me smile, and make me hopeful for that beautiful girl who was just here last night, to come back for another night, but not with the 4 other people hanging out. awesome story, and keep us updated on how it goes!


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Re: [secret sex] [Re: 40oz]
    #5631387 - 05/15/06 04:45 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

40oz said:
i did what ALL guys do.
i held my fingers up to my face & took a long, slow inhale thru my nose. =]




Best part of the story.


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Re: [secret sex] [Re: 40oz]
    #5631461 - 05/15/06 06:11 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

40, dude, all I wanna know is; WTF ever happened to the "I love you" gurl? You know, you're soulmate?


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Re: [secret sex] [Re: 40oz]
    #5631476 - 05/15/06 06:25 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

you know what i like? when they're so ready to go, that they leave a wetspot bigger than you ever could. lol

haha lust

a friendship based on secks is nice though. but i'm sure you know where that can lead.


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Re: [secret sex] [Re: felix]
    #5631643 - 05/15/06 08:28 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Good Job 40

Always gettin da ladies :smirk:


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Re: [secret sex] [Re: drtyfrnk]
    #5631714 - 05/15/06 09:06 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

GOod story man...

fuck I was in a weird situation this weekend.

This girl that I used to be crazy about a long time ago (not anymore, but hell, if she wants to fuck and is lookin better now, then im down!). she calls me and tells me about some bday party going on tonight and that i should go. i said alright maybe ill see. she tells me to call her later or something. Well i didnt call her later but ended up at the party gathering anyways. When I get there with the fellas shes not to be seen. Then people start talking about how shes in the woods somewhere with a next guy sucking his cock. Well I dont fuckin doubt this man this girl is notorious for getting drunk and stupid.

Anyway eventually she shows up with the guy who for some reason wants to talk to me. So people tell me this guy wants to talk to me I figure he wants to scrap or something. I go up to him and hes like wats good man?!

Well I went to school with this guy for a semester so i was like "whatup". Its funny because we had the same exact NY jacket in the winter and i always got the feeling he hated me because I never stopped wearing it and eventually he caved. We didnt talk or anything, but then the girl that was with him, the one I used to dig hard, and the one that called me trying to get me to come earlier, is fuckin grabbing me saying stupid things and is clearly fuckin hammered. Im thinking "oh god...". The other dude leaves.

Then she starts telling me to be "nice" to her sister. Then shes like oh issnt she so pretty come with me. Where? To see my sister. Why? Becuase you have to be nice to her! You're fit she is not, she says.

Im thinking WTF is this girl on is she trying to hook me up with her sister or something? I start getting annoyed but she finally drags me to her sister, and then starts embarrassing her sister telling me how inlove her sister is with me and shit. Im like alright good for her! (her sister is like 17 and chunky...) So im like alright can I go now, Ive always been nice to your sister. So after this stupid bitch is all over me fuckin trying to act sexy and slutty around me and It really got on my nerves. Then I asked why she was being like that? She gets pissed and like slaps me and shit. Being stupid ALL night. Needless to say, this girl is a slut, has gained too much weight and I have little respect for her anymore. She knows how I used to feel about her so maybe she sees me as being easy, but she forgets about the fact that shes not good looking anymore, too much of a slut, and I get the feeling shes definately sexually frustrated.

I once used to love this girl, now I dont ever want to fuckin see her again. Her dirtyness hurts the eyes.

What a shame.


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Re: [secret sex] [Re: Ginseng1]
    #5631964 - 05/15/06 10:40 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

:thumbdown:


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Re: [secret sex] [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
    #5632060 - 05/15/06 11:03 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

HAHAHA,

"I did what ALL guys do.
i held my fingers up to my face & took a long, slow inhale thru my nose. =]
i look to my right & see my bros roomate sitting at his computer desk watching me."

I had the SAME SHIT happen to me!!! I met this girl-Lydia- at Steller Spark III in Milwaukee over new years. I was rolling pretty hard and she came up to me and started dancing, at the end of the rave we ended up making out and exchanging numbers. Well, a bunch of bullshit later she had changed her mind about me... I wanted that ass bad, hot as hell! Well, after a month or so of working it I got my chance VERY similar to how you got yours and everything was perfect. I got back to the party we were at and not did the EXACT same thing you did in the above quote, I just busted out laughing, it was a great night! One that will NOT be forgotten!
-Helge


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Re: [secret sex] [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
    #5634807 - 05/15/06 08:26 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

McKennaDMT said:
:thumbdown:




sorry bud, your escapades and conquests are against my grain.

:shineoff:

love ya though


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Re: [secret sex] [Re: Todcasil]
    #5634832 - 05/15/06 08:30 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

That was in response to ginseng's post.....


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Re: [secret sex] [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
    #5634864 - 05/15/06 08:38 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

mine was in response to 40s post LOL


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Re: [secret sex] [Re: Todcasil]
    #5634876 - 05/15/06 08:40 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

I dont know, sex can make you feel good, and honestly, theres nothing wrong with what 40 did at all... I just hear wanton sexual escapades and I frown... and frown BIG when I know the person.

I guess I just dont look at sex the same as some men do, I dont "work" on girls just for a piece of ass. I guess its not entirely about that for me.

BUT SUCH IS HUMANS!!!

love love love
Casil


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Re: [secret sex] [Re: Todcasil]
    #5634889 - 05/15/06 08:42 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

So you were agreeing with my thumb down, but in response to 40's post? :tongue2:


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Re: [secret sex] [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
    #5634906 - 05/15/06 08:45 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

INDEED! hoff hoff


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Re: [secret sex] [Re: Todcasil]
    #5634936 - 05/15/06 08:53 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

We're cool then.  I thought I was gonna have to lay down the law... :smirk:


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Re: [secret sex] [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
    #5634958 - 05/15/06 08:57 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

well, if you lay it down, then woudnt it NOT apply? it would be sleepy sleepy.


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Women look at themselves and they seem utterly human, when looking at men they see proud
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Re: [secret sex] [Re: Todcasil]
    #5635145 - 05/15/06 09:33 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Too true. :thumbup: :crazy2:


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