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These people are so stoopid that they think the creator of the entire universe gives a flying fuck whether they eat milk with meat with hooves that chews its cud, or whatever the fuck the rule is. And now, they're actually fighting with each other over who gets the trademark.

Meanwhile, god is AWOL once again. Somehow he cares about what you eat, but he doesn't care enough to show up and settle the dispute. Not unlike how jews and muslims are constantly at each other's throat over god's "promised lands" while god could instantly settle the fight by simply showing up for a few minutes and telling each side who owns what land. But nooOOOOOoo... he's AWOL there too.

Man, for all the praying and kissing the floor and bobbing at the wall and baby boy genital mutilations these people do, you'd think god would show a little interest, eh?

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The Carousela cafe in West Jerusalem is one of a handful of restaurants and cafes in Israel staging a bit of a rebellion by defying Jewish religious authorities who claim they are the only ones who can certify restaurants as kosher, or in compliance with Jewish dietary laws.

Activists, rabbis and customers recently gathered in support of Carousela after the authorities threatened to fine the cafe if it claimed to be kosher without a certificate from the rabbinate. And now Carousela and four other restaurants are taking the authorities to court over the issue, according to The Times of Israel.

Cafe manager Jonathan Vadei says the rabbinate's kosher inspectors are not doing their job, and he and some colleagues have decided to form their own association to do it.

Now, it takes some chutzpah to call the authorities unkosher, but some rabbis have rallied to Vadei's support for doing so. Conservative movement Rabbi Andrew Sacks says the kosher inspection system has become corrupt.

"There are many restaurants and institutions where the inspector comes in once a month simply to collect a check and does not appear the rest of the month," Sacks says. "But beyond that, a serious problem is that the inspectors themselves are paid directly by the restaurateur. So there can be no objectivity."

But Rabbi Eliyahu Schlesinger of the Jerusalem Religious Council says any restaurant that calls itself kosher without a certificate is breaking the law. "To become a doctor you need certification; to become a lawyer you need certification; to be kosher, you need certification," Schlesinger says through an interpreter. "I don't know who is behind this. Probably interest groups, maybe with political interests in mind. The result will be anarchy."

For centuries before the modern state of Israel was established in 1948, there was no central authority over kosher inspections. They were done by private groups of rabbis, as they are in the United States.

"It was based on trust, and that's what we need to install again: the trust between the customer and the owner of the restaurant, without the monopoly and without all the other commercial interests of the chief rabbinate," says Conservative Rabbi Ehud Bandel.

But then the Israeli parliament, or Knesset, gave the rabbinate and ultra-Orthodox Jews a monopoly, not just over kosher inspections but over weddings and funerals too. It also granted the ultra-Orthodox special privileges, such as exemption from military service.

Now Israelis are questioning all of these monopolies and privileges.

Bandel says it is time to reclaim Judaism from the religious establishment. "It's up to us to make sure that the Knesset will change this legislation and enable freedom of religion and free market of religion, which will only be good for religious life here in Israel."

Some see this issue as part of a larger culture war between Orthodox and secular Jews. But Jerusalem City Council member Rachel Azaria says that the two sides are just trying to find ways to live together and improve the city.

"For 15 years, the ultra-Orthodox were taking over, and the regular Orthodox and the liberal and the secular were leaving the city," Azaria says. "What happened over the past few years is we got a secular mayor, and that kind of changed something, and we got our self-confidence back and we're campaigning again to make sure the city is the way we want it to be."

NPR


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Re: Kosher® [Re: Diploid]
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pull the wedgie out of your crack dude.

more shellfish for me


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Re: Kosher® [Re: Diploid]
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It's a Jewish shakedown scam to rip off food manufacturers. A Jewish boycott of your food will kill business, so they're forced to pay a rabbi $200k to bless your corn flakes. That little "u" in a circle is how you know it's kosher.


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Re: Kosher® [Re: Diploid]
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Its not about god, its about money.
A small restaurant pays around 4000ILS (~1000 USD) per month for a kosher inspector from the rabbinate. A big one pays more. One ran by non-jewish people pays more than double. Why? because they can.

Most of the people I know really don't like the rabbinates around Israel because it seems all they care about is money and politics while religion comes at a lower priority.

I also fully agree that the kosher inspectors are very likely to not do their job properly. I've been working with restaurants, mainly kosher ones, for quite a while to know.

Yet no one was brave enough to do something against them for a while as they don't usually give a crap about the law and have a LOT of power over the politics in Israel.

Just wanted to say that me, and a lot of other orthodox jews DO NOT stand behind the rabbinate on this one.

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Re: Kosher® [Re: Diploid]
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Great post.  We pay more for most food because of this, it is essentially a hidden tax.  Granted, it doesn't add up to much $ per item but it's still bullshit.
Judaism seems less like a religion and more like a business model to separate goy from their hard earned money.

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Re: Kosher® [Re: Diploid]
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Oy vey, don't be sawch a Schlemeil, Diploid.  :shakefist:



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