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Re: In Need of Resume Templates [Re: druqs]
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druqs said:
I am diligent hard working individual who is self motivated and with a large range of experience in most areas of the workplace with specific aptitude for team-working, problem-solving and customer service as demonstrated by my success in previous employments. I am determined and passionate to achieve the goals set by my employer through my energetic and decisive approach to work and because of my methodical mindset I consistently achieve exemplary performance.
The skills I have acquired allow me to quickly adapt to new challenges while maintaining a positive and dynamic temperament even in stressful situations. My reliability and creativity coupled with my logic and confidence ensure any objectives are completed to the high standards required in business.





lol i usually bullshit like that....



Sorry but that sounds fucking terrible.  You have said absolutely nothing and used waaaaaaaay too many adjectives.  I would trash your shit in about .01 seconds.


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Re: In Need of Resume Templates [Re: All We Perceive]
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All We Perceive said:
druqs said:
I am diligent hard working individual who is self motivated and with a large range of experience in most areas of the workplace with specific aptitude for team-working, problem-solving and customer service as demonstrated by my success in previous employments. I am determined and passionate to achieve the goals set by my employer through my energetic and decisive approach to work and because of my methodical mindset I consistently achieve exemplary performance.
The skills I have acquired allow me to quickly adapt to new challenges while maintaining a positive and dynamic temperament even in stressful situations. My reliability and creativity coupled with my logic and confidence ensure any objectives are completed to the high standards required in business.





lol i usually bullshit like that....



Sorry but that sounds fucking terrible.  You have said absolutely nothing and used waaaaaaaay too many adjectives.  I would trash your shit in about .01 seconds.



Do you work in management?

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Re: In Need of Resume Templates [Re: moonrockmushy]
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:datass:  No.  But I can't really see any halfway intelligent person thinking that is good.  :shrug:


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Re: In Need of Resume Templates [Re: All We Perceive]
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just open microsoft office and pull out the templates. also http://office.microsoft.com/en-us/templates/results.aspx?ctags=CT010144894

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Re: In Need of Resume Templates [Re: brokentv]
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I've been in charge of hiring 50k+/yr employees. If you send me a basic resume I will fix it for you. Put the file in a drop box and give me the link in a pm.

Tell me as much as you can about how you want to sound in interviews, and what the job is.


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Re: In Need of Resume Templates [Re: All We Perceive]
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yeah, alot of people get confused and think that to sound smart they have to pull out all the biggest words in their vernacular, but it's really the opposite. plain english is really the best way to get your point across. be clear, concise, and direct to the point. theres no point creating convuluted sentences with confusing words, trying to pack too much into each sentence etc.


just short sharp and to the point with a clear meaning is what works the best.


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