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Re: How long should a resume be? [Re: Sheekle]
    #22270814 - 09/21/15 06:29 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Don't mind asika, he's in the cups again.


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Re: How long should a resume be? [Re: sun_spots]
    #22270903 - 09/21/15 06:47 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

:poop:

remember when you all gave up on life and decided "fuck it, i'll do any old shit" and waste your time.

remember that?


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Re: How long should a resume be? [Re: akira_akuma]
    #22270923 - 09/21/15 06:50 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

photo copy your dick, write SHEEKLE across the page and sprinkle glitter glue all over it


guaranteed job


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Re: How long should a resume be? [Re: luvdemboomers]
    #22270927 - 09/21/15 06:51 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

no more than two pages.


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Re: How long should a resume be? [Re: akira_akuma]
    #22270936 - 09/21/15 06:52 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Not really.  I'm working in the field I went to school for, doing something I truly love on a daily basis.


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shut ur fucking mouth. before a penis is are be enters

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Re: How long should a resume be? [Re: Sheekle]
    #22270942 - 09/21/15 06:53 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Sheekle said:
How the heck am I supposed to fill up a page

"Yeah, I've been working since I was 16. I've worked at five different jobs. I can work at a costume store because I said so. Yep."



Dont forget to add

Im a blackmarket dealer whose had the cops seize my shit twice
:bymytydy:

:cookiemonster:


Resume, just add stuff like your good with people, etc
you can do it


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Re: How long should a resume be? [Re: millzy] * 1
    #22270948 - 09/21/15 06:54 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

"i do what the job requires and i am easily instructed and am perceptive of what things need to be done for the business and am able-bodied unlike a limbless torso"

that's like less than a page, so it must be utterly convincingly true.

oh wait

  • - i have a brain
    - i have experience in *insert here*
    - i won't go postal


there. done.


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Re: How long should a resume be? [Re: sun_spots]
    #22270958 - 09/21/15 06:55 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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sun_spots said:
Not really.  I'm working in the field I went to school for, doing something I truly love on a daily basis.



sorry i doubted you. jeez, may i ask what field that is? i know you've done dance and singing before, right?

do you study dance still? or no?

just curious. things are cool.


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Re: How long should a resume be? [Re: akira_akuma]
    #22270981 - 09/21/15 07:01 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Is this guy always like this?


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Re: How long should a resume be? [Re: Sheekle] * 1
    #22270989 - 09/21/15 07:02 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Sheekle said:
How the heck am I supposed to fill up a page

"Yeah, I've been working since I was 16. I've worked at five different jobs. I can work at a costume store because I said so. Yep."



You should put professional shroomery poster and tye die entrepreneur


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Re: How long should a resume be? [Re: akira_akuma]
    #22271000 - 09/21/15 07:03 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I teach preschool at the moment, and I'm shopping my dance resume around to local studios.  Teaching dance doesn't pay well and it's hard to get in anywhere because the market is hella flooded.  Once I get in somewhere out here, though, I can start building my reputation.  Being an educator gives me an advantage in the dance teaching world, because the classroom experience and professional development broadens my understanding of the way people learn and what works best for different students.


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ShiVersblood said:
shut ur fucking mouth. before a penis is are be enters

LordSenate said:
Cheese poop... Who gives a fuck gotta eat lots of cheese.


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Re: How long should a resume be? [Re: sun_spots]
    #22271042 - 09/21/15 07:11 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

oh yes, very true. so you study pedagogy? i was always a fan of teachers.

tough work though. good on ya. :yesnod:


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Re: How long should a resume be? [Re: akira_akuma]
    #22271071 - 09/21/15 07:17 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Yep, my degree is in education.  I'm going back to school soon (within the next year or so) for another certificate.  I think teaching and learning go hand in hand; if I'm not doing both, I feel out of balance.


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ShiVersblood said:
shut ur fucking mouth. before a penis is are be enters

LordSenate said:
Cheese poop... Who gives a fuck gotta eat lots of cheese.


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Re: How long should a resume be? [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #22271078 - 09/21/15 07:19 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Maybe dick picks from different angles?

Candid dick picks?


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Re: How long should a resume be? [Re: sun_spots]
    #22271094 - 09/21/15 07:22 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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sun_spots said:
Yep, my degree is in education.  I'm going back to school soon (within the next year or so) for another certificate.  I think teaching and learning go hand in hand; if I'm not doing both, I feel out of balance.



sounds like you're a natural.

who can learn something without also teaching people what you've learned, i mean, it kinda should be hand-in-hand, shouldn't it?

what's the point of learning if you can't spread that knowledge?

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Peachette said:
Is this guy always like this?



oh you wouldn't want to work with me. business would be the main concern, not getting paid and going home.


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Re: How long should a resume be? [Re: sun_spots]
    #22271119 - 09/21/15 07:27 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Minimum 87 pages


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Re: How long should a resume be? [Re: akira_akuma]
    #22271183 - 09/21/15 07:41 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Thanks, and I agree.  Conversely, where is the sense in teaching without constantly challenging oneself to stay mentally agile and increase understanding of the things one teaches to others?


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LordSenate said:
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Re: How long should a resume be? [Re: Seriously_trippin]
    #22271184 - 09/21/15 07:41 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

If you get an interview wear a costume to it. You will get bonus points for enthusiasm.

Why a costume store though? Why not apply to be a painter or something and make 3 times as much money without having to deal with asshole customers. Then you'll have another skill to add to your resume.


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Re: How long should a resume be? [Re: sun_spots]
    #22271616 - 09/21/15 09:10 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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sun_spots said:
Thanks, and I agree.  Conversely, where is the sense in teaching without constantly challenging oneself to stay mentally agile and increase understanding of the things one teaches to others?



:wowz: when you flip it around it even makes more sense.


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Re: How long should a resume be? [Re: akira_akuma]
    #22271636 - 09/21/15 09:14 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Just tell them your Sheekle, a professional poster, and they'll hire you instantly.


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