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How do i mate my tarantulas?
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Well as a birthday present yesterday my mom got me a tarantula, i named it jack. my friend plans on getting another tarantula and naming it jill :lol:
How would i go about mating our spiders? Do they have to get to know each other first?

these things are bad ass, and i want them to have babies.


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Re: How do i mate my tarantulas? [Re: Legend]
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Does the female kill and eat the male after they mate?
Dude, there is so much funny shit I could write about this, I don't know where to start. But honestly, I doubt it's possible. Can you even tell the sex?

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Re: How do i mate my tarantulas? [Re: Robert6051]
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Re: How do i mate my tarantulas? [Re: Robert6051]
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I just read that link, and it is actually possible. Amazing. That would be f-up to have like, thousands of babies. What the hell would you do with them? Go Pack 2012!

Edited by Robert6051 (04/09/12 02:58 PM)

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Re: How do i mate my tarantulas? [Re: Robert6051]
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The proper way would be to first get the male to make a exotic dinner and then light candles, and spread rose petals all over the bed. Draw a warm bubble bath for the lady. When she gets home she will be so pleased that at a minimum he will at least get a bj, and hey that's not a bad start.


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blankk said to fee:
btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.

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Re: How do i mate my tarantulas? [Re: fee]
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just squish them together

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Re: How do i mate my tarantulas? [Re: plasma]
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Plasma, that is one of the most f'd-up profile pics I have seen yet. Love it.

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Re: How do i mate my tarantulas? [Re: Robert6051]
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why would you want a bunch of baby spiders???


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Re: How do i mate my tarantulas? [Re: Oldgregg]
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why not?


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Re: How do i mate my tarantulas? [Re: Legend]
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legit27 said:
why not?




You have any clue how much baby spider food costs now-a-days?


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blankk said to fee:
btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.

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Re: How do i mate my tarantulas? [Re: fee]
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fee said:
legit27 said:
why not?




You have any clue how much baby spider food costs now-a-days?



just get the crickets to start mating too:tongue:


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Re: How do i mate my tarantulas? [Re: danlennon3]
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funny shit...is it true that if u own a tarantula it keeps other spiders away?  ill admit i have a small fear of spiders and here we have whats called hobo spiders...look them up they will fuck u up!  they chase u and shit no bueno!


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Re: How do i mate my tarantulas? [Re: thizzlemaniac]
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fuck mating your spiders

find a black widow or a brown recluse and get them to battle each other

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Re: How do i mate my tarantulas? [Re: plasma]
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Would local pet stores buy baby tarantulas? We could make bank.:thumbup:


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Re: How do i mate my tarantulas? [Re: Tesseract11]
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Just make them walk up a hill with a pale of water something something.


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Re: How do i mate my tarantulas? [Re: Legend]
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dim the lights and play some barry white


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Re: How do i mate my tarantulas? [Re: Dosile Kouki]
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Dosile Kouki said:
dim the lights and play some barry white



A poet that didnt know it!


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Re: How do i mate my tarantulas? [Re: bangpowboomers]
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bangpowboomers said:
Dosile Kouki said:
dim the lights and play some barry white



A poet that didnt know it!



Not quite, but okay :rasta:


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