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Two spider's duking it out in my kitchen...I just freaking squashed them.
    #6079119 - 09/19/06 06:06 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

I couldn't believe my eyes.  There they were, inside my house, on the floor next to the door.  Two hairy-looking spiders, facing off.  A black fuzzy one and a brown one with blink stripes...suspiciously brown-recluse-like.  They jumped on one another and then jumped off again.  It was so weird.  So I froze and watched them mess around for a few more moments before I ran to get a shoe and frantically squashed them.  I should point out that the black spider started jumping around to evade my shoe, terrifying me immensely. 

Okay they're both dead now.  I hate it when they jump. 

My phoba has only disappeared once, after my first gathering in which I experienced a sense of total ego loss on mushrooms.  It remained gone for about six months before I started being afraid of spiders again. 

I can't even pinpoint what it is about them that freak me out.  Something about the way they crawl...  :blaggal;dkrjsldkrjs))) :sad:

The fact that there were two in my kitchen facing off...wow.

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Re: Two spider's duking it out in my kitchen...I just freaking squashed them. [Re: MOTH]
    #6079127 - 09/19/06 06:07 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Lately I've felt terrible killing insects for no reasons..


but spiders and mosquitos receive no mercy. :mad:


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Re: Two spider's duking it out in my kitchen...I just freaking squashed them. [Re: MOTH]
    #6079128 - 09/19/06 06:07 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

maybe they were mating :smirk:

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Re: Two spider's duking it out in my kitchen...I just freaking squashed them. [Re: MOTH]
    #6079146 - 09/19/06 06:10 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Yeah, spiders make the hair on my neck tingle. And then I go "ureeghhuhghh.."

I'm glad you showed them both that fighting is useless - death is coming for ALL OF YOU EIGHT LEGGED HORRORS!


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Re: Two spider's duking it out in my kitchen...I just freaking squashed them. [Re: Schwip]
    #6079159 - 09/19/06 06:13 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

They didn't seem araid of one another...the brown one had cornered the black one and was pouncing on it.  I'm recoiling at the memory as we speak. 

What's ironic about this encounter is that I had just returned home with a book on insects from Barnes and Noble. 

If they were breeding...omg.  If there is anything more creepy to me then spiders, it's "thousands and thousands of baby spiders invading my FUCKING HOUSE!!"  :sad:

But it's okay, because I have Raid.

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Re: Two spider's duking it out in my kitchen...I just freaking squashed them. [Re: MOTH]
    #6079180 - 09/19/06 06:16 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

They were totally getting it on.


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Re: Two spider's duking it out in my kitchen...I just freaking squashed them. [Re: MOTH]
    #6079181 - 09/19/06 06:16 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

See, I'm the nature type. I love all creatures, and all that good stuff. I think every creature has something unique to teach us. But if that's the case...then fuck...I am TERRIFIED about what spiders can teach us. Something about them...

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Re: Two spider's duking it out in my kitchen...I just freaking squashed them. [Re: MOTH]
    #6079186 - 09/19/06 06:17 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

So I guess they fascinate me too.

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Re: Two spider's duking it out in my kitchen...I just freaking squashed them. [Re: MOTH]
    #6079211 - 09/19/06 06:21 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Many female spiders eat their partners before or after the mating.

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Re: Two spider's duking it out in my kitchen...I just freaking squashed them. [Re: EarthDroid]
    #6079231 - 09/19/06 06:24 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

If only female humans were as advanced...


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Re: Two spider's duking it out in my kitchen...I just freaking squashed them. [Re: MOTH]
    #6079243 - 09/19/06 06:26 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

I would have let it go on.. Could have had  some good insect betting.. :tongue2: 

Some of the old Chinese people around me bet on praying mantises, and other types of insect in fights..  Could have charged the friends admission and given odds on the spider fights.. :box:


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Re: Two spider's duking it out in my kitchen...I just freaking squashed them. [Re: MOTH]
    #6079250 - 09/19/06 06:27 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

im the same way about bees


any bee or wasp unfortunate enough to get within 10 feet of me, and they get the raid or spray nine or windex or whatever i have close to me :smile:


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Re: Two spider's duking it out in my kitchen...I just freaking squashed them. [Re: MOTH]
    #6079283 - 09/19/06 06:35 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

A great opportunity for an internet video has been wasted. It would have been interesting to see which won, you could even show a snapshot first and started a Spider vs Spider poll, before you post the vid  :laugh:
When you're into poisonous spider land it would be a good idea to have at least one can of insecticide so you can fog the spider or a hiding place and withdraw.

Should you have tarantulas, catch them and free or sell them.


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Re: Two spider's duking it out in my kitchen...I just freaking squashed them. [Re: Asante]
    #6079293 - 09/19/06 06:38 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Video stardom would have made them restless for more.

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Re: Two spider's duking it out in my kitchen...I just freaking squashed them. [Re: MOTH]
    #6079931 - 09/19/06 08:21 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

you should have captured them and started an ultimate spider fighting leage, they could have fought crime, warded off intruders, washed the car...

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Re: Two spider's duking it out in my kitchen...I just freaking squashed them. [Re: MOTH]
    #6080411 - 09/19/06 09:49 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Stupid.





















............shoulda just picked them up and ate them.  :nonono:


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Re: Two spider's duking it out in my kitchen...I just freaking squashed them. [Re: MOTH]
    #6080499 - 09/19/06 10:07 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

you should of got 2 cups and 2 peaces of paper and traped them took pictures and freeeed them back to the wild. not killem
i have rotchs and i dont even like killing thos


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Re: Two spider's duking it out in my kitchen...I just freaking squashed them. [Re: MOTH]
    #6080519 - 09/19/06 10:11 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

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I couldn't believe my eyes.  There they were, inside my house, on the floor next to the door.  Two hairy-looking spiders, facing off.  A black fuzzy one and a brown one with blink stripes...suspiciously brown-recluse-like.  They jumped on one another and then jumped off again.  It was so weird.  So I froze and watched them mess around for a few more moments before I ran to get a shoe and frantically squashed them.  I should point out that the black spider started jumping around to evade my shoe, terrifying me immensely. 

Okay they're both dead now.  I hate it when they jump. 

My phoba has only disappeared once, after my first gathering in which I experienced a sense of total ego loss on mushrooms.  It remained gone for about six months before I started being afraid of spiders again. 

I can't even pinpoint what it is about them that freak me out.  Something about the way they crawl...  :blaggal;dkrjsldkrjs))) :sad:

The fact that there were two in my kitchen facing off...wow.





Possessive vs. plural.  If you want to write, you've got to get standard grammar down.  After that--you can play around with shit.  Just know what you're doing.  :stoned:


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Re: Two spider's duking it out in my kitchen...I just freaking squashed them. [Re: GnuBobo]
    #6080846 - 09/19/06 11:12 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

I always dig seeing vermin fight. The old wasp in the spider web is my favorite.


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Re: Two spider's duking it out in my kitchen...I just freaking squashed them. [Re: Schwip]
    #6080924 - 09/19/06 11:35 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

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im the same way about bees


any bee or wasp unfortunate enough to get within 10 feet of me, and they get the raid or spray nine or windex or whatever i have close to me :smile:




yeah encounters with bees to me are always like walking on thin ice. you want to get the fuck out of there, but you're afraid to make any sudden movements.. and bees somehow always want to touch you, it invades my personal space and i don't like it. :tongue:


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Re: Two spider's duking it out in my kitchen...I just freaking squashed them. [Re: GnuBobo]
    #6080977 - 09/19/06 11:46 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

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I couldn't believe my eyes.  There they were, inside my house, on the floor next to the door.  Two hairy-looking spiders, facing off.  A black fuzzy one and a brown one with blink stripes...suspiciously brown-recluse-like.  They jumped on one another and then jumped off again.  It was so weird.  So I froze and watched them mess around for a few more moments before I ran to get a shoe and frantically squashed them.  I should point out that the black spider started jumping around to evade my shoe, terrifying me immensely. 

Okay they're both dead now.  I hate it when they jump. 

My phoba has only disappeared once, after my first gathering in which I experienced a sense of total ego loss on mushrooms.  It remained gone for about six months before I started being afraid of spiders again. 

I can't even pinpoint what it is about them that freak me out.  Something about the way they crawl...  :blaggal;dkrjsldkrjs))) :sad:

The fact that there were two in my kitchen facing off...wow.





Possessive vs. plural.  If you want to write, you've got to get standard grammar down.  After that--you can play around with shit.  Just know what you're doing.  :stoned:




Hmm??  I was super-stoned (and still am).  :smile:  I usually don't pay attention to my writing when posting.

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Re: Two spider's duking it out in my kitchen...I just freaking squashed them. [Re: MOTH]
    #6080984 - 09/19/06 11:48 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

I like spiders. I almost always save them and put them outside. Flies and mosquitoes, on the other hand...


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Re: Two spider's duking it out in my kitchen...I just freaking squashed them. [Re: Silversoul]
    #6081012 - 09/19/06 11:59 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Spiders have never really scared me, but if I'm within a ten foot radius of a bee or wasp, I'm squealing like a little girl.


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Re: Two spider's duking it out in my kitchen...I just freaking squashed them. [Re: LingeringDestiny]
    #6081025 - 09/20/06 12:05 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

I actually got made fun of in 7th grade because I got upset when people squashed the bees and wasps.


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Re: Two spider's duking it out in my kitchen...I just freaking squashed them. [Re: Silversoul]
    #6081093 - 09/20/06 12:43 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

i always wear a hat in the summer just for bees, slowly grab the bill of the hat and smack that bugger out of the air. they usually go away after that.

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Re: Two spider's duking it out in my kitchen...I just freaking squashed them. [Re: mycogirl]
    #6081171 - 09/20/06 02:00 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

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Re: Two spider's duking it out in my kitchen...I just freaking squashed them. [Re: MOTH]
    #6081232 - 09/20/06 03:42 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

I always hated spiders, buggers terrify me. I never knew why either.

One time I was browsing the shroomery late at night and a spider just popped out of nowhere, crawling across my keyboard. I went apeshit on it.


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Re: Two spider's duking it out in my kitchen...I just freaking squashed them. [Re: Konnrade]
    #6081530 - 09/20/06 08:56 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

its not the spiders that i hate, but i hate when i'm walking through the woods and suddly get covered in a spider web. thats the worst

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