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Legend
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How do i mate my tarantulas?

#16065684 - 04/09/12 02:48 PM (14 years, 4 months ago)

Well as a birthday present yesterday my mom got me a tarantula, i named it jack. my friend plans on getting another tarantula and naming it jill :lol:

:lol:

How would i go about mating our spiders? Do they have to get to know each other first?

these things are bad ass, and i want them to have babies.

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Robert6051
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Re: How do i mate my tarantulas?

[Re: Legend]
#16065695 - 04/09/12 02:51 PM (14 years, 4 months ago)

Does the female kill and eat the male after they mate?
Dude, there is so much funny shit I could write about this, I don't know where to start. But honestly, I doubt it's possible. Can you even tell the sex?

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Re: How do i mate my tarantulas?

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#16065707 - 04/09/12 02:53 PM (14 years, 4 months ago)

http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=mating%20tarantulas&source=web&cd=1&sqi=2&ved=0CDEQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fhomepage.ntlworld.com%2Fthe.tarantula.store%2Fbreeding.htm&ei=LkyDT_TzHcjg2QXB6_3rBg&usg=AFQjCNG25LvrP-uoaF22awj4h9SUdQacZQ

Here is a page on tarantula breeding. Good luck.

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Robert6051
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Re: How do i mate my tarantulas?

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#16065714 - 04/09/12 02:55 PM (14 years, 4 months ago)

I just read that link, and it is actually possible. Amazing. That would be f-up to have like, thousands of babies. What the hell would you do with them? Go Pack 2012!

Edited by Robert6051 (04/09/12 02:58 PM)

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fee
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Re: How do i mate my tarantulas?

[Re: Robert6051]
#16065764 - 04/09/12 03:09 PM (14 years, 4 months ago)

The proper way would be to first get the male to make a exotic dinner and then light candles, and spread rose petals all over the bed. Draw a warm bubble bath for the lady. When she gets home she will be so pleased that at a minimum he will at least get a bj, and hey that's not a bad start.

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I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

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Re: How do i mate my tarantulas?

[Re: fee]
#16065769 - 04/09/12 03:10 PM (14 years, 4 months ago)

just squish them together

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#16065782 - 04/09/12 03:13 PM (14 years, 4 months ago)

Plasma, that is one of the most f'd-up profile pics I have seen yet. Love it.

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Re: How do i mate my tarantulas?

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#16065832 - 04/09/12 03:25 PM (14 years, 4 months ago)

why would you want a bunch of baby spiders???

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Re: How do i mate my tarantulas?

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#16065862 - 04/09/12 03:31 PM (14 years, 4 months ago)

why not?

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Re: How do i mate my tarantulas?

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#16065871 - 04/09/12 03:33 PM (14 years, 4 months ago)

legit27 said:

why not?

You have any clue how much baby spider food costs now-a-days?

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blankk said to fee:
btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.

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Re: How do i mate my tarantulas?

[Re: fee]
#16065898 - 04/09/12 03:39 PM (14 years, 4 months ago)

fee said:

legit27 said:

why not?

You have any clue how much baby spider food costs now-a-days?

just get the crickets to start mating too :tongue:

:tongue:

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thizzlemaniac
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Re: How do i mate my tarantulas?

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#16065926 - 04/09/12 03:46 PM (14 years, 4 months ago)

funny shit...is it true that if u own a tarantula it keeps other spiders away? ill admit i have a small fear of spiders and here we have whats called hobo spiders...look them up they will fuck u up! they chase u and shit no bueno!

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Re: How do i mate my tarantulas?

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#16065930 - 04/09/12 03:47 PM (14 years, 4 months ago)

fuck mating your spiders

find a black widow or a brown recluse and get them to battle each other

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Re: How do i mate my tarantulas?

[Re: plasma]
#16067843 - 04/09/12 10:37 PM (14 years, 4 months ago)

Would local pet stores buy baby tarantulas? We could make bank. :thumbup:

:thumbup:

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Re: How do i mate my tarantulas?

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#16067884 - 04/09/12 10:44 PM (14 years, 4 months ago)

Just make them walk up a hill with a pale of water something something.

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Re: How do i mate my tarantulas?

[Re: Legend]
#16068127 - 04/09/12 11:40 PM (14 years, 4 months ago)

dim the lights and play some barry white

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Re: How do i mate my tarantulas?

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#16068139 - 04/09/12 11:44 PM (14 years, 4 months ago)

Dosile Kouki said:

dim the lights and play some barry white

A poet that didnt know it!

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Re: How do i mate my tarantulas?

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#16068153 - 04/09/12 11:49 PM (14 years, 4 months ago)

bangpowboomers said:

Dosile Kouki said:

dim the lights and play some barry white

A poet that didnt know it!

Not quite, but okay :rasta:

:rasta:

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