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Re: Two spider's duking it out in my kitchen...I just freaking squashed them. [Re: GnuBobo]
    #6080977 - 09/19/06 11:46 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

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I couldn't believe my eyes.  There they were, inside my house, on the floor next to the door.  Two hairy-looking spiders, facing off.  A black fuzzy one and a brown one with blink stripes...suspiciously brown-recluse-like.  They jumped on one another and then jumped off again.  It was so weird.  So I froze and watched them mess around for a few more moments before I ran to get a shoe and frantically squashed them.  I should point out that the black spider started jumping around to evade my shoe, terrifying me immensely. 

Okay they're both dead now.  I hate it when they jump. 

My phoba has only disappeared once, after my first gathering in which I experienced a sense of total ego loss on mushrooms.  It remained gone for about six months before I started being afraid of spiders again. 

I can't even pinpoint what it is about them that freak me out.  Something about the way they crawl...  :blaggal;dkrjsldkrjs))) :sad:

The fact that there were two in my kitchen facing off...wow.





Possessive vs. plural.  If you want to write, you've got to get standard grammar down.  After that--you can play around with shit.  Just know what you're doing.  :stoned:




Hmm??  I was super-stoned (and still am).  :smile:  I usually don't pay attention to my writing when posting.

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Re: Two spider's duking it out in my kitchen...I just freaking squashed them. [Re: MOTH]
    #6080984 - 09/19/06 11:48 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

I like spiders. I almost always save them and put them outside. Flies and mosquitoes, on the other hand...


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Re: Two spider's duking it out in my kitchen...I just freaking squashed them. [Re: Silversoul]
    #6081012 - 09/19/06 11:59 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Spiders have never really scared me, but if I'm within a ten foot radius of a bee or wasp, I'm squealing like a little girl.


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Re: Two spider's duking it out in my kitchen...I just freaking squashed them. [Re: LingeringDestiny]
    #6081025 - 09/20/06 12:05 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

I actually got made fun of in 7th grade because I got upset when people squashed the bees and wasps.


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Re: Two spider's duking it out in my kitchen...I just freaking squashed them. [Re: Silversoul]
    #6081093 - 09/20/06 12:43 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

i always wear a hat in the summer just for bees, slowly grab the bill of the hat and smack that bugger out of the air. they usually go away after that.

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Re: Two spider's duking it out in my kitchen...I just freaking squashed them. [Re: mycogirl]
    #6081171 - 09/20/06 02:00 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

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If only female humans were as advanced...




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Re: Two spider's duking it out in my kitchen...I just freaking squashed them. [Re: MOTH]
    #6081232 - 09/20/06 03:42 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

I always hated spiders, buggers terrify me. I never knew why either.

One time I was browsing the shroomery late at night and a spider just popped out of nowhere, crawling across my keyboard. I went apeshit on it.


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Re: Two spider's duking it out in my kitchen...I just freaking squashed them. [Re: Konnrade]
    #6081530 - 09/20/06 08:56 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

its not the spiders that i hate, but i hate when i'm walking through the woods and suddly get covered in a spider web. thats the worst

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