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Re: Any spider experts? [Re: Harmonic_Order]
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Harmonic_Order said:
In my head I have a spider boogy-woogying to the Dead and going "I'm your conscience! Scooby doo, Scooby dah. Ooops, gotta go, the Feds after me. Later!"
Now i see Jerry and a bunch of colorful fans.
I like spiders, they do good things.
Bye.


Well that was awful informative...Ass


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Re: Any spider experts? [Re: doctor_gonzo]
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I bet she just didn't like getting poked with a stick. I would have chased you too.

Spiders are cool. Just don't piss them off or hurt them and they will try to stay away from you.


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Re: Any spider experts? [Re: Wysefool]
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I like spiders. The woman wants me to kill em inside the house but I just take em and throw them outside.

Here in arizona we have some pretty nasty looking spiders, and pretty large to.

I'e never seen wolf spiders that nest like tha tthough?

However, I have children and company over a lot so I dont tolerate black widows or recluse's if I see babies or egg sacs, then its time for them to go.


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Re: Any spider experts? [Re: Wysefool]
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We've been keeping him as a pet, feeding him woodbugs (You can see he's biting one in the second pic) whenever we go outside and blowing him tokes. He's definately not very threatening, I've seen woodbugs escape even with him right there it's kind of funny. Just thought I'd give you all an update since the thread got bumped.


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Re: Any spider experts? [Re: mndfreeze]
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mndfreeze said:
I like spiders. The woman wants me to kill em inside the house but I just take em and throw them outside.

Here in arizona we have some pretty nasty looking spiders, and pretty large to.

I'e never seen wolf spiders that nest like tha tthough?

However, I have children and company over a lot so I dont tolerate black widows or recluse's if I see babies or egg sacs, then its time for them to go.


Lies, you eat them whole, especially the egg sacks. I've seen it. Devil worshiper!


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Re: Any spider experts? [Re: unbeliever]
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I just said they had to go! I never said HOW!


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Re: Any spider experts? [Re: mndfreeze]
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mndfreeze said:
I just said they had to go! I never said HOW!


You really should try frying them in butter & lemon pepper. Way better than eating 'em raw.


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Re: Any spider experts? [Re: Wysefool]
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A MATCH MADE IN HEAVEN







I'm so glad I live in Holland, where there are no poisonous or overly large spiders. I might one day have a pet tarantula, but the thought that you can encounter such things in your BED is too much for me.

If I lived in that desert area with lots of tarantulas I'd carry an air pistol for "close encounters". They have a purpose, but not roaming free in my house

If I were you I'd get rid of that spider before it lays eggs and you'll have dozens of these staring at you from every crevice and corner of your house.

In a terrarium? Sure! In the wild in my bedroom? NEVER


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Re: Any spider experts? [Re: doctor_gonzo]
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doctor_gonzo, if you don't stop posting mean responses to tripping people, you can expect to start hating yourself soon
"It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice"
Live and let live


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Re: Any spider experts? [Re: doctor_gonzo]
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Not to mention the wrath of my ban stick.. :smirk:
Either chill or take it to [that other off-topic forum] we have.

:whip:


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Re: Any spider experts? [Re: geokills]
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I wish I could find one of these crawling around some where.


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Re: Any spider experts? [Re: cricket]
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aaargh the spider thread is back....


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Re: Any spider experts? [Re: cricket]
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that's fucking crazy. very beautiful spider.


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Re: Any spider experts? [Re: cricket]
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Is that for real ?

Thats an awesome spider !

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Re: Any spider experts? [Re: Mike_yy]
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Poecilotheria Metallica also called the Blue Gootie is very real.
The price for one is unreal. around $375.00.



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Re: Any spider experts? [Re: cricket]
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fucking awesome.

i want one.


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Re: Any spider experts? [Re: cricket]
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That's one beautiful spider!

In a terrarium, not if it tries to hide in your mouth when you wake up with fur in your face.


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Re: Any spider experts? [Re: cricket]
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They're agressive as all hell too.

I've only ever kept Brachypelma tarantulas.

I thought about keeping a Bird Eater, but they're crazy agressive and can have up to one inch fangs. No thanks.

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Re: Any spider experts? [Re: Gumby]
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Gumby, If you get them small they can get used to being handled.
I have seen captive raised spiders between 6 and 10 inches being held like it was a Red knee.
I've held a 7 inch wild caught Goliath. Every time I tried to move toward it it would take a defensive stance with fangs out. I set my hand at one side of his cage then chased him onto my hand with a stick. Once I had it out of its cage i was able to hold it for a hour with no problems.
The only thing I don't like about large spiders is a defence tactic not mentioned in many books.
Projectile defecation.
I've seen 3inch pink toe spider blast a load of shit over a foot and a half.
I think even I would puke, if a spider shit in my eye.


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