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Now I'm dating a nymphomaniac.
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COPYRIGHT OF BROOL STORY CO.


SO, I'm sure some one you know about that thread about the transgender crush. Forget all about that. I met the most wonderful women I've ever met the other day and it hit off quick. She's this super smart, pretty, interesting, weird, quirky girl that moved in from a town a few hours away. She's also an even bigger sex fiend than me. We did not sleep last night. 8 hours we spent, humping the living fuck out of each other. I've never ever found a woman that could ever keep up with my libido. We were just watching SLC Punk and American History X, and then she showed me her bedroom, and we made out for a while, then she just goes "Yeah, so I'm kind of a sexaholic haha" and I'm like ME TOO!

I'm like:
:fuckinawesome:

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Re: Now I'm dating a nymphomaniac. [Re: limestoneman]
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8 hours? I'd be bored in 1 unless I was rolling or something.

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Re: Now I'm dating a nymphomaniac. [Re: Uzziel]
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Lucky shit.


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Your god is dead, and I killed him.

When you’re lost, here I am. Forever with your soul


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Re: Now I'm dating a nymphomaniac. [Re: Uzziel]
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watch out for sexaholics, they can't live without sexahol!!!


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Re: Now I'm dating a nymphomaniac. [Re: limestoneman]
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:borat:


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Re: Now I'm dating a nymphomaniac. [Re: limestoneman]
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Limestone, man, you are incorrigible.


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Enlil said:
You really are the worst kind of person.


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Re: Now I'm dating a nymphomaniac. [Re: Sophistic Radiance] * 7
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is this a true story or an attempt to look more manly and non-gay?

:shoosh:


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Re: Now I'm dating a nymphomaniac. [Re: Bridgeburner]
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Wait i know a nympho. What the fuck am i doing on my comp? :sperm:


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Your god is dead, and I killed him.

When you’re lost, here I am. Forever with your soul


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Re: Now I'm dating a nymphomaniac. [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
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BlindSophist said:
Limestone, man, you are incorrigible.


And you sire, have expanded my vocabulary.


b0red5tiff said:
is this a true story or an attempt to look more manly and non-gay?

:shoosh:



Edited by limestoneman (01/24/12 06:47 PM)

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Re: Now I'm dating a nymphomaniac. [Re: Uzziel]
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Uzziel said:
8 hours? I'd be bored in 1 unless I was rolling or something.


Yeah.  My dick would be so raw it would be bleeding at that point.  Your dick must be made out of plutonium.


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Re: Now I'm dating a nymphomaniac. [Re: limestoneman]
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this thread is worthless without lots of nekkid peechurs


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California Has Legalized Child Prostitution

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Re: Now I'm dating a nymphomaniac. [Re: Prisoner#1]
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:picdidnthappen:


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Re: Now I'm dating a nymphomaniac. [Re: Tesseract11]
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:posttits:

The choice is yours....


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No statements made in any post or message by myself should be construed to mean that I am now, or have ever been, participating in or considering participation in any activities in violation of any local, state, federal, or fashion police laws. All posts are works of fiction.

For well you know that its a fool who plays it cool
By making his world a little colder.

Under closer inspection I realised it was a funky ball of tits from outer space.


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Re: Now I'm dating a nymphomaniac. [Re: Prisoner#1]
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Prisoner#1 said:
this thread is worthless without lots of nekkid peechurs


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Re: Now I'm dating a nymphomaniac. [Re: limestoneman]
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limestoneman said:
I'm like:
:fuckinawesome:


:lol: Nice use of a graemlin.

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Re: Now I'm dating a nymphomaniac. [Re: circularvortex]
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circularvortex said:
:posttits:

The choice is yours....


never give them the option

it's post tits or post tits


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Re: Now I'm dating a nymphomaniac. [Re: Prisoner#1]
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I'm not gtfo-ing until I have pics to post then.

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Re: Now I'm dating a nymphomaniac. [Re: limestoneman] * 1
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see kids... this is how an ultimatum is delivered :smirk:


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Re: Now I'm dating a nymphomaniac. [Re: All We Perceive]
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All We Perceive said:
Uzziel said:
8 hours? I'd be bored in 1 unless I was rolling or something.


Yeah.  My dick would be so raw it would be bleeding at that point.  Your dick must be made out of plutonium.


We took a smoke break every hour or so.

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Re: Now I'm dating a nymphomaniac. [Re: limestoneman]
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For a second I thought...*nevermind*

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