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my super thick dick problem. seriously.

#15653328 - 01/12/12 02:42 AM (14 years, 9 months ago)

Swear this isn't a troll thread.

So here's the deal I have a crazy thick dick. Literally 8.5 long and 6.5 in circumference. I have never seen a thicker dick in real life an only a couple that come close in porn. I've made quite a few chicks bleed pretty bad from ripping and tearing during sex an most can't even fit the whole thing in their mouth.

Heres the issue......if I fuck my current gf who I have only been with for about 3 months now for longer than 10-15 minutes (I fuck real hard an rough, only way she likes it) it starts getting waaaaay loose and literally I start to lose my wood cuz I can't feel anything. At first I blamed it on whisky dick or other BS reasons cuz I didn't wanna say oh hey your puss gets too lose to feel good anymore because I didn't wanna hurt her feelings but its happened too many times now so recently I came clean about it. An she took it real well an said shed really start doin kegels an shit to try an tighten up. Now she said in the past she has taken a couple ducks bigger than mine but not on a regular basis. I'm sure ill get plenty of loose puss comments but its super super tight till I'm 15 or so minutes in then its loose town.

I was thinkin of getting a cock ring so that when it gets loose I can still keep the wood but I dunno. Anyone else ever been in the same boat? Got any tips?

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Anonymous #2

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#15653384 - 01/12/12 03:09 AM (14 years, 9 months ago)

Penile reduction surgery

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Anonymous #1

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#15653388 - 01/12/12 03:11 AM (14 years, 9 months ago)

Fuck that.

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#15653574 - 01/12/12 04:46 AM (14 years, 9 months ago)

pic

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#15653579 - 01/12/12 04:48 AM (14 years, 9 months ago)

by the way I don't know why she would go "loose" no matter how big your dick is. because it's not like your dick is getting smaller during sex. And her skin wouldnt stretch to a size bigger than ur dick so that doesnt rly make sense... idk man.

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#15653599 - 01/12/12 05:00 AM (14 years, 9 months ago)

I have a larger than average circumference as well. I know what you mean by it getting loose after a while, but I don't lose wood over it. Idk what to suggest but for some reason the puss does behave this way in my experience

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#15653620 - 01/12/12 05:14 AM (14 years, 9 months ago)

you have the breakerinhalfer :thumbup:

:thumbup:

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Anonymous #1

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#15653628 - 01/12/12 05:20 AM (14 years, 9 months ago)

I lose wood because it goes from hot and tight to basically Fucking a glass of warm water. Like it just doesn't provide enough feeling to keep me hard. Like literally when I pull out after it gets loose the puss is opened up like there's a hole bigger than a quarter just gaping at me. It's weird I took a pic with my phone to show her then she immediately deleted it. For the time being she's gonna practice kegels an were chilling out from so much Fucking was 2-3 times a day which may just be too much pounding. :shrug:

:shrug:

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#15653631 - 01/12/12 05:20 AM (14 years, 9 months ago)

weird. i guess my micropenis just isn't enough to loosen up the ol' vag

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#15653638 - 01/12/12 05:24 AM (14 years, 9 months ago)

Anonymous #1 said:

I lose wood because it goes from hot and tight to basically Fucking a glass of warm water. Like it just doesn't provide enough feeling to keep me hard. Like literally when I pull out after it gets loose the puss is opened up like there's a hole bigger than a quarter just gaping at me. It's weird I took a pic with my phone to show her then she immediately deleted it. For the time being she's gonna practice kegels an were chilling out from so much Fucking was 2-3 times a day which may just be too much pounding.

This happens to everyone, the vagina stretches to accomodate a penis.

Now stop this faggotry, this thread is obviously ment to ventilate the fact you have a larger than avarage penis.

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#15653640 - 01/12/12 05:25 AM (14 years, 9 months ago)

there is no such thing as 'too much pounding'

Edited by Anonymous (01/12/12 05:26 AM)

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#15653642 - 01/12/12 05:25 AM (14 years, 9 months ago)

Lol I dunno its cool having a big tool but the ripping and the not really being able to be deepthroated and the occasional "that's not goin in me" sucks. Whatever for the time being were making due ill pound till its loose then she blows me till I bust or I just beat myself off till I'm close then pop it in. :shrug:

:shrug:

I really like this girl so I'm willing to try working through this. She said she's never done kegels ever in her life which I thought all girls did all the time. But whatever.

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#15653648 - 01/12/12 05:27 AM (14 years, 9 months ago)

Nah this isn't an ego stroke its a genuine problem but I'm finding it hard to find a solution. My friends say she's prob a whore which is yet she's so loose but I dunno.

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#15653678 - 01/12/12 05:44 AM (14 years, 9 months ago)

Anonymous #1 said:

Nah this isn't an ego stroke its a genuine problem but I'm finding it hard to find a solution. My friends say she's prob a whore which is yet she's so loose but I dunno.

:underage:

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#15653691 - 01/12/12 05:49 AM (14 years, 9 months ago)

Do you cause vaginal farting as well? Lol sometimes afterwards my old lady let's quite a bit of air out and it rivals some of my best farts. :laugh2:

:laugh2:

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#15653694 - 01/12/12 05:50 AM (14 years, 9 months ago)

Queefs are a definite. Really loud ones.

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#15653749 - 01/12/12 06:27 AM (14 years, 9 months ago)

That's great. My chick was embarrassed the first time we screwed. She said that hadn't happened before. At first she was tight as hell, a year later it's a little blower out. Having a thick penis sucks.

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#15653751 - 01/12/12 06:28 AM (14 years, 9 months ago)

Lol I guess there's pros and cons this may help my argument for trying butt sex.

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Anonymous #6

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#15653754 - 01/12/12 06:29 AM (14 years, 9 months ago)

Argh can't you guys quit your adolescent faggotry?
Metaphorically jacking eachothers unusually broad penisses.

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#15653792 - 01/12/12 06:48 AM (14 years, 9 months ago)

Damn dude that is great. I believe that should be a signature quote for sure :rofl2:

:rofl2:

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