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Re: The Stupidest Shit You've Ever Heard [Re: FeedingMyDreams] * 1
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FeedingMyDreams said:
simon418 said:
you can grow your dick bigger by masturbating a lot


Is that so far fetched?

The more you work out muscles, the larger they become.


exept your penis is not a muscle


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Re: The Stupidest Shit You've Ever Heard [Re: Synth Ethics]
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One of my friends honestly believes mushrooms make your brain bleed.

:pokerawe:


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Re: The Stupidest Shit You've Ever Heard [Re: Flower Child]
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simon418 said:
FeedingMyDreams said:
simon418 said:
you can grow your dick bigger by masturbating a lot


Is that so far fetched?

The more you work out muscles, the larger they become.


exept your penis is not a muscle


The penis is an organ but all organs are made up of muscle tissue.  This is the one organ that is located on the outside of your body, other than skin.  And skin is known to be able to stretch or should I say lengthen if you keep at it.


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Re: The Stupidest Shit You've Ever Heard [Re: FeedingMyDreams]
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In 11th grade, this girl thought that stuff in history class was fake. I'm not arguing that there can't be conspiracies and shit but she thought that the stuff in history class wasn't even supposed to be about actual history


what else is there............


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"Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft
"or maybe i just come from a blood line of superior intelligence" - trees

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Re: The Stupidest Shit You've Ever Heard [Re: FeedingMyDreams]
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My friend that sells shrooms and his girlfriend tell people that mushrooms cause food poisoning, and that it is the poisoning/sickness that causes you to hallucinate.



A friends girl was saying that beer boxes do not burn. I said yes they do, they are burning in the fire right now. She said they only look like they are burning, but they do not actually burn. I said they they go from paper to ash, that means that they burn.

She said "My University of Phoenix professor said that beer boxes do not burn, therefore they do not burn."


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Re: The Stupidest Shit You've Ever Heard [Re: Admiral Ackbar]
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stupider! no offense op, but it gave me a big laugh.

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Re: The Stupidest Shit You've Ever Heard [Re: Admiral Ackbar]
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that all good bud is hydro...

my brother in law grew a plant in his back yard, from the soil and swears to this die that it was the best hydro hes ever had.


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My senior year of high school one of the girls in my class got pulled over for her blinker not working. We told her that the reason it wasn't working was because she ran out of blinker fluid. The next day she came to school and goes "You guys are fucking assholes, I went to Autozone and asked for blinker fluid and they laughed at me and asked WTF I was talking about. - Gumby


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Re: The Stupidest Shit You've Ever Heard [Re: Baby_Hitler]
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Baby_Hitler said:
Some guy in college tried to tell me that some day we will have solar panels that are only a few square inches that can power a whole neighborhood because, I mean, look at what happened with computer chips!

This guy was in college, working on an engineering-like degree.


I wouldn't shoot that one down just yet.

Technology has amazed society many times in the past.


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Re: The Stupidest Shit You've Ever Heard [Re: Inconspicuous]
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Inconspicuous said:
LSD crystallises in your spine causing you to have random flashbacks for 40 years.


CAN YOU CRACK MY BACK PLEASE?

I WANT TO TRIP BALLS

PLEASE SOMEONE CRACK MY BACK SO THE LSD STORED IN MY SPINE WILL BE RELEASED

*pant pant*

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Re: The Stupidest Shit You've Ever Heard [Re: Beanhead]
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hydroponic mushrooms are the shit!


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My senior year of high school one of the girls in my class got pulled over for her blinker not working. We told her that the reason it wasn't working was because she ran out of blinker fluid. The next day she came to school and goes "You guys are fucking assholes, I went to Autozone and asked for blinker fluid and they laughed at me and asked WTF I was talking about. - Gumby


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Re: The Stupidest Shit You've Ever Heard [Re: Patlal]
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Back when I was a kid (4 to 6 years old) I thought the following:

- Horses and cows were husband and wife;
- I hadn't made the link that my grandmother was my mom's mother;
- I thought you could poop your heart out;
- When let's say an arabic person spoke, that the accent was the arabic language
- I thought girls were all ewwwww.

Thats all I can think of. Stupid things kids believe.


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Re: The Stupidest Shit You've Ever Heard [Re: Patlal]
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"my uncle has a 1 million watt light for each of his weed plants"

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Re: The Stupidest Shit You've Ever Heard *DELETED* [Re: LittleDipster] * 2
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Re: The Stupidest Shit You've Ever Heard [Re: uber_aj]
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"Disco Biscuits are talented."


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Re: The Stupidest Shit You've Ever Heard [Re: dwtk] * 2
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jerry garcia is amazing

(sorry...)


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My senior year of high school one of the girls in my class got pulled over for her blinker not working. We told her that the reason it wasn't working was because she ran out of blinker fluid. The next day she came to school and goes "You guys are fucking assholes, I went to Autozone and asked for blinker fluid and they laughed at me and asked WTF I was talking about. - Gumby


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Re: The Stupidest Shit You've Ever Heard [Re: Split Minded]
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OH SHIT! if my parents were here on this board and were to answer this question. this is what they would say.

our son said NO to going to a pink floyd laser show because "he doesnt like country".

i was 11 or 12 and my parents had a few tickets to either a pink floyd show or roger waters and they asked if i wanted to go. i told them no because i do not like country music. :facepalm3:


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My senior year of high school one of the girls in my class got pulled over for her blinker not working. We told her that the reason it wasn't working was because she ran out of blinker fluid. The next day she came to school and goes "You guys are fucking assholes, I went to Autozone and asked for blinker fluid and they laughed at me and asked WTF I was talking about. - Gumby


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Re: The Stupidest Shit You've Ever Heard [Re: Split Minded]
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When I was a lil kid I had it all figured out: a cunt is another word for a girl's butt :yesnod:


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Re: The Stupidest Shit You've Ever Heard [Re: Asante]
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:lol:

in 5th grade a friend of mine and i got this idea that we were going to build our own jurassic park and all we need was frogs dna so we spent the whole weekend trying to catch frogs. by sunday night we forgot what the main purpose was.


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My senior year of high school one of the girls in my class got pulled over for her blinker not working. We told her that the reason it wasn't working was because she ran out of blinker fluid. The next day she came to school and goes "You guys are fucking assholes, I went to Autozone and asked for blinker fluid and they laughed at me and asked WTF I was talking about. - Gumby


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Re: The Stupidest Shit You've Ever Heard [Re: Split Minded]
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But you had a bunch of frogs?


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Re: The Stupidest Shit You've Ever Heard [Re: Asante]
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"Psychedelics help you to communicate with entities, like elves and aliens."

"It's all good."

No, it is not all good.

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