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The Stupidest Shit You've Ever Heard
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I was making an omelet yesterday and I was reminded of something incredibly dumb I once heard. I was in grade 10 and my best friend told me that he knew a girl who though the yolk of an egg was cheese. So, I went up to her later and asked her what eggs have in the middle of them. She said cheese. Never in my life have I heard anything stupider, I couldn't even comprehend how someone was that dumb.

So, what is the stupidest thing you guys have ever heard?

:retawed:


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Re: The Stupidest Shit You've Ever Heard [Re: The Vapor]
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in 10th grade she still thought eggs had cheese in the middle? dayum

On a side note... that would be fucking awesome.


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Re: The Stupidest Shit You've Ever Heard [Re: audiophoenix] * 1
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Oh, that's not cheese? Oh well...

One of my friends in early high school (probably around 10th grade too) thought lions hatched from eggs.


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Re: The Stupidest Shit You've Ever Heard [Re: bholzer]
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I was at an after work party at a friends house, and I brought along my pet quail. This girl, that did graduate high school, asked "what is wrong with your bird? What happened to its legs?" I said what do you mean, it's legs are fine. She says "no they are not. Why does it only have 2 legs? It is missing 2 legs!"

Why does your bird only have 2 legs?


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Re: The Stupidest Shit You've Ever Heard [Re: bholzer]
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my gf thought the simpsons were animals all her life untill just recently :lol:

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Re: The Stupidest Shit You've Ever Heard [Re: Admiral Ackbar]
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Lol cheese?

This one girl in my highschool days thought brown cows produced chocolate milk. Also this one girl I was dating thought that mushrooms made my brain bleed. No matter how much I told her that would probably kill you she just kept saying no :facepalm:

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Re: The Stupidest Shit You've Ever Heard [Re: auronlives69] * 5
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when i was younger i use to believe in god...


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My senior year of high school one of the girls in my class got pulled over for her blinker not working. We told her that the reason it wasn't working was because she ran out of blinker fluid. The next day she came to school and goes "You guys are fucking assholes, I went to Autozone and asked for blinker fluid and they laughed at me and asked WTF I was talking about. - Gumby


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Re: The Stupidest Shit You've Ever Heard [Re: Admiral Ackbar]
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I knew some bitch(my ex sister in law) who somehow convinced my brother(I got close to knocking him out)that women are unable to get pregnant while breastfeeding. They had 3 accidents before finally getting divorced(thank fucking god). Oh and I knew a dumb kid in highschool who thought a guy needed to piss in a girl to get her pregnant. This same kid turned out to be gay.

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Re: The Stupidest Shit You've Ever Heard *DELETED* [Re: Evil Toadstool] * 1
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Re: The Stupidest Shit You've Ever Heard [Re: uber_aj]
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:lol:


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My senior year of high school one of the girls in my class got pulled over for her blinker not working. We told her that the reason it wasn't working was because she ran out of blinker fluid. The next day she came to school and goes "You guys are fucking assholes, I went to Autozone and asked for blinker fluid and they laughed at me and asked WTF I was talking about. - Gumby


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Re: The Stupidest Shit You've Ever Heard [Re: Split Minded]
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I was working at a fiberglass manufacturing plant when I was 20.  I only worked there for a day.  One guy Iw as assigned to work with was a weird dude.  His nickname was pink ( as in pink floyd )

without me making any reference or talking about drugs at all, he suddenly starts telling me about the truth behind magic mushrooms.

How they poison your brain, thats why you trip..  all that kinda stuff.  Then he was telling me his one friend ate so much mushrooms they were growing out of his fore head.  and that they were literally eating his brain.  I scoffed and said that was bullshit.  He got mad at me for calling that story bullshit, he was dead set it was true. 

He told a few other people there, and at the last break of the day three other employees were telling me it was true and I was being a dumb ass for not believing them.

I just never showed up back to work there.  I figured they were either as stupid as they came across, or they were trying to pull a fast one on me.  Either way I just did not want to be around them lol

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Re: The Stupidest Shit You've Ever Heard [Re: Split Minded] * 1
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"I dont need to do deadlifts and squats to get bigger. I would rather just bench 3 times a week and get a big chest."

Moron.


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Re: The Stupidest Shit You've Ever Heard [Re: Split Minded]
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Some guy in college tried to tell me that some day we will have solar panels that are only a few square inches that can power a whole neighborhood because, I mean, look at what happened with computer chips!

This guy was in college, working on an engineering-like degree.


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Re: The Stupidest Shit You've Ever Heard [Re: FlusH]
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milk is made from blood and piss


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Canadian controlled drugs and substances act

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Re: The Stupidest Shit You've Ever Heard [Re: Baby_Hitler]
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A friend of mine thinks the first Chain Saw Massacre is an actual documentary.


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Re: The Stupidest Shit You've Ever Heard [Re: FeedingMyDreams]
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you can grow your dick bigger by masturbating a lot


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Canadian controlled drugs and substances act

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Re: The Stupidest Shit You've Ever Heard [Re: Synth Ethics]
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i was actually told by this girl in middle school that if you jerk off too much your dick will become much thinner due to the cartilage crushing.

how she know i was jerking off so much...


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My senior year of high school one of the girls in my class got pulled over for her blinker not working. We told her that the reason it wasn't working was because she ran out of blinker fluid. The next day she came to school and goes "You guys are fucking assholes, I went to Autozone and asked for blinker fluid and they laughed at me and asked WTF I was talking about. - Gumby


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Re: The Stupidest Shit You've Ever Heard [Re: Synth Ethics]
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simon418 said:
you can grow your dick bigger by masturbating a lot


Is that so far fetched?

The more you work out muscles, the larger they become.


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Re: The Stupidest Shit You've Ever Heard [Re: uber_aj]
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LSD crystallises in your spine causing you to have random flashbacks for 40 years.

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