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You know you've been growing too long when...
    #1548237 - 05/14/03 03:14 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

You know you've been growing to long when...

1. Your friends thinking you're talking about a shotgun when you're describing the guage on your needle.
2. You have tons of bird seed but no birds.
3. Your pressure cooker is worth more than your car.

Please, continue this thread! Those are a few I used to get it jumpstarted :cool:


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Re: You know you've been growing too long when... [Re: daba]
    #1548268 - 05/14/03 03:28 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

When you see stacks of Ball and Kerr jars in the supermarket and try to mentally calculate how many cubes that would yield.




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Re: You know you've been growing too long when... [Re: daba]
    #1548363 - 05/14/03 04:10 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

4. When you have more bags of Perlite laying around than plants in your house.

5. More syringes than a diabetic

6. Way more canning jars than both of your grandmothers, put together  :smirk:

That's pretty scary.


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Re: You know you've been growing too long when... [Re: Bullfrog1]
    #1548369 - 05/14/03 04:15 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

7. When you goal in life is to someday attend the Perlite Institute, thinking it is some kid of college, after staring at its little emblem on those bags for many years...


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Re: You know you've been growing too long when... [Re: Papaver]
    #1548384 - 05/14/03 04:20 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)


8. when you spend more than 1/2 an hour in the grains/flour section at the supermarket,


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Re: You know you've been growing too long when... [Re: ODhaze]
    #1548476 - 05/14/03 04:51 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

R/H is no longer an abreviation for "right hand"
Summer is a crapshoot of where the "lucky" dumped casing fruits each yr.
When people say what your cooking smells like shit, they couldn't be more right.
Your wife realizes she's married a clearly insane person with scientific delusions of grandeur :wink:
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Re: You know you've been growing too long when... [Re: whiterasta]
    #1548537 - 05/14/03 05:10 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

you quote TMC by page and paragraph #

you forget which spaghetti sauce is active and which one you were supposed to take to grandma's

your yard smells "grainy" and millet is the primary grass growing

when cleaning up for relatives to come over involves removing syringes, graduated cylinders, jars, septa ports, and tyvek cuttings up.

you start relating stories with RL friends about online firends... You: "Oh, yeah, Roadkill said the same thing!!" Friends: "Who?!!"


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Re: You know you've been growing too long when... [Re: debianlinux]
    #1548629 - 05/14/03 05:44 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

You look at your dogs food in a new light.
Your first aid kit is empty of anything remotely filter like.
You get lost while dog walking as your looking at the floor and not were your going.
You start conversations in the pub about it with friends that dont grow, more times than you say, check that hottie.
Your well known in your local chemist, health food store, chinese herbalist, petshop, for asking about odd stuff :-)


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Re: You know you've been growing too long when... [Re: Paid]
    #1548633 - 05/14/03 05:45 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

O,and your chemist thinks you could possibly be a terrorist.


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Re: You know you've been growing too long when... [Re: Paid]
    #1548719 - 05/14/03 06:13 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

when you get bulk discounts from sporeworks,
When you hear fruit, and think of mushroom fruit bodies before food,
When there is no more room in your bedroom, because lab equipment is piled everywhere,

finally,

when you need a filing cabinet for your spore library.


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Re: You know you've been growing too long when... [Re: Larrythescaryrex]
    #1548813 - 05/14/03 06:48 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

When you wear latex gloves just for the look


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Re: You know you've been growing too long when... [Re: fIsh in my head]
    #1549042 - 05/14/03 08:45 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

This thread is great :grin: :cool: 


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Re: You know you've been growing too long when... [Re: OctopusDr]
    #1549130 - 05/14/03 09:26 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

when....

you find vermiculite in your sock drawer
someone mentions growing shrooms and you can give a 2hr lecture
you panic when you run out of lysol
you hear the word incubate and you think about a fish tank heater


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Re: You know you've been growing too long when... [Re: twistedweather]
    #1549224 - 05/14/03 10:05 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

Haha, I'm really enjoying some of these responses

One of my favorites:
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When people say your cooking smells like shit, and they couldn't be more right


:laugh:

Hilarious.


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Re: You know you've been growing too long when... [Re: daba]
    #1549253 - 05/14/03 10:20 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

when you cant see a horse shit without thinking of some way to transport the dung home


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Re: You know you've been growing too long when... [Re: daba]
    #1550335 - 05/15/03 08:55 AM (18 years, 2 months ago)

...when you posts pics llike this...

lol

EDIT: Please check the date on the top right of the pic,,,its a few minutes before the year changes......still working..... :wink:


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Re: You know you've been growing too long when... [Re: Sterile]
    #1550374 - 05/15/03 09:28 AM (18 years, 2 months ago)

Your wordrobe is full of a lot of stuff exept clothes. :smile:
Parents ask when you will finally grow some eddibles. :laugh:
All your familly asks you for syringes, chlorine, masks, alchool, and othe stuff when they need it.
Little sister says "it smells like shrooms" when entering your room..
People(that don't know about it) asking you if you're tripping all the time..


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Re: You know you've been growing too long when... [Re: dumlovesyou]
    #1552112 - 05/15/03 07:56 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

The guy at the flower shop orders extra perlite and verm just for you.


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Re: You know you've been growing too long when... [Re: Scarfmeister]
    #1554171 - 05/16/03 03:24 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

Quart jars can no longer be found in your town..
your house is clean after years of being a slob
You show up at the cash register with12 alum pans and the clerks look at you funny


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Re: You know you've been growing too long when... [Re: daba]
    #1555105 - 05/16/03 11:33 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

lol

one of the funniest posts i have ever read at the shroomery.

thanks,

Keep shroomin,
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Re: You know you've been growing too long when... [Re: GGreatOne234]
    #1555170 - 05/17/03 12:15 AM (18 years, 2 months ago)

:grin: :grin: :grin: LOL... Ditto to GG




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Re: You know you've been growing too long when... [Re: GGreatOne234]
    #1555647 - 05/17/03 03:54 AM (18 years, 2 months ago)

1. You open someone elses linen closet and are confused because there are towels and linen inside and no jars.

2. You go to the gardening store to get verm, peat moss and perlite, they ask you if you want the usual.

3. Your girlfriend finds some mold in the house and is like 'WTF is this..' You look at the mold and reply 'I think it's aspergillus flavus, let me get the microscope...'


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Re: You know you've been growing too long when... [Re: debianlinux]
    #1555695 - 05/17/03 04:35 AM (18 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

you start relating stories with RL friends about online firends... You: "Oh, yeah, Roadkill said the same thing!!" Friends: "Who?!!"



lmfaoooooooo @ u

too funny!



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Re: You know you've been growing too long when... [Re: Scarfmeister]
    #1556051 - 05/17/03 01:09 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)


lol, that actually happened to me a couple times


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Re: You know you've been growing too long when... [Re: ODhaze]
    #1556328 - 05/17/03 04:25 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

When you dont sleep at night and... PSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss... :smile:


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Re: You know you've been growing too long when... [Re: Sterile]
    #1557760 - 05/18/03 02:28 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

more more for the love of shrooms more!!


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Re: You know you've been growing too long when... [Re: daba]
    #1557827 - 05/18/03 03:29 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

When you have more Isopropyl Alcohol
and H202 than a small medical clinic.


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Re: You know you've been growing too long when... [Re: Peaceful_Nomad]
    #1558346 - 05/18/03 08:42 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

You live in an apartment with no flowers yet your friends call you for gardening advice, and you can help them.



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Re: You know you've been growing too long when... [Re: Scarfmeister]
    #1559748 - 05/19/03 12:35 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

I wish I knew how to grow! It seems so damn complicated. Horse Poo , bird seed , pressure cookers , perlite.........AAAAAAaaaaaarrrrrggggghhhhh. I fear I will be forever a hunter & not a producer. Oh how I long for the scientific side of my passion. Oh well , theres plenty around here anyway.








I know everyone says search the FAQs , but its so damn easier if someone tells you.


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Re: You know you've been growing too long when... [Re: GGreatOne234]
    #1568619 - 05/22/03 09:25 AM (18 years, 2 months ago)

your kids 1st word is psilocybin...or even C12H17N2O4P


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Re: You know you've been growing too long when... [Re: SHiZNO]
    #1569440 - 05/22/03 03:51 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

-your dehydrator has never seen meat

-you dream of mycelium and pins

-spend your free time here


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Re: You know you've been growing too long when... [Re: daba]
    #1576005 - 05/25/03 09:57 AM (18 years, 2 months ago)

You know you've been growing too long when...

Your house is held together with gaffa tape.

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Re: You know you've been growing too long when... [Re: dumlovesyou]
    #1584151 - 05/28/03 07:43 AM (18 years, 2 months ago)

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Parents ask when you will finally grow some eddibles.





...you finally grow some edibles.


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Re: You know you've been growing too long when... [Re: GGreatOne234]
    #1584333 - 05/28/03 10:30 AM (18 years, 2 months ago)



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Re: You know you've been growing too long when... [Re: Roadkill]
    #1584390 - 05/28/03 11:01 AM (18 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

you start relating stories with RL friends about online firends... You: "Oh, yeah, Roadkill said the same thing!!" Friends: "Who?!!"





That's so fucking true!!!! :smile: 


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Re: You know you've been growing too long when... [Re: daba]
    #1584394 - 05/28/03 11:03 AM (18 years, 2 months ago)

When you come home from a business trip and ask your wife how your casings are doing and ask about the kids as an afterthought.


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Re: You know you've been growing too long when... *DELETED* [Re: Ripple]
    #1584527 - 05/28/03 12:25 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

Post deleted by ski_stoned

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Re: You know you've been growing too long when... [Re: daba]
    #1597760 - 06/01/03 07:10 AM (18 years, 2 months ago)

You've bought BILLET metal polish for your pressure cooker/sterilizer..


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Re: You know you've been growing too long when... [Re: daba]
    #1627874 - 06/12/03 02:41 AM (18 years, 1 month ago)

just the thought of an AA75X makes you giddy!


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Re: You know you've been growing too long when... [Re: daba]
    #1628634 - 06/12/03 12:43 PM (18 years, 1 month ago)

you've cooked more poop in your oven than meat!


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Re: You know you've been growing too long when... [Re: PooPs]
    #1631221 - 06/13/03 01:48 PM (18 years, 1 month ago)

It is vacation time and you are more interested in seeing another shroomerites setup than going to Disney Land


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Re: You know you've been growing too long when... [Re: failbot999]
    #1631243 - 06/13/03 02:00 PM (18 years, 1 month ago)

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When you call your girlfriend from work to have her see what print is available in the free print thread. 



hahaha ! Nooo ?! Did you really did that ?!!! :shocked: :tongue:


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Re: You know you've been growing too long when... [Re: KOPELANDIAA]
    #1631262 - 06/13/03 02:09 PM (18 years, 1 month ago)

Hahaha This thread is awesome...
i cant think of anything that people havent already said....
Whoa.... is that a double negative?


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Re: You know you've been growing too long when... [Re: daba]
    #1631502 - 06/13/03 04:26 PM (18 years, 1 month ago)

I knew I'd been growing too long when shrooms started popping up OUTSIDE of my setup. I found them growing out of the wall in the hallway, out of the carpet in the bedroom and out of the carpet next to the tub in the bathroom...but I can't get the little buggers to grow in the yard...


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Re: You know you've been growing too long when... [Re: blueshroomchick]
    #1638183 - 06/16/03 08:57 PM (18 years, 1 month ago)

Buddy, you must have one HELL of a big presure cooker. :wink:


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Re: You know you've been growing too long when... [Re: blueshroomchick]
    #1638191 - 06/16/03 09:03 PM (18 years, 1 month ago)

You know you've (not cleaned your house for) too long when...

Quote:

I knew I'd been growing too long when shrooms started popping up OUTSIDE of my setup. I found them growing out of the wall in the hallway, out of the carpet in the bedroom and out of the carpet next to the tub in the bathroom...but I can't get the little buggers to grow in the yard...





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Re: You know you've been growing too long when... [Re: Yeti_009]
    #1734713 - 07/21/03 01:19 PM (18 years, 19 days ago)

Quote:

Yeti_009 said:
Hahaha This thread is awesome...
i cant think of anything that people havent already said....
Whoa.... is that a double negative?
 




Maybe it falls into the same category as this sentence:
"Neither Jamie nor Eliza could handle the :mushroom2:." 


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Re: You know you've been growing too long when... [Re: daba]
    #1734768 - 07/21/03 01:44 PM (18 years, 19 days ago)

-When you refer your mushrooms as your baby?s.

- When you start a worm bin in the basement just to feed them the best crap!

- When the first thing to do in the morning and last thing at night is to make sure they are ok.

-When you start talking to them as if they can hear you


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Re: You know you've been growing too long when... [Re: daba]
    #1735100 - 07/21/03 03:48 PM (18 years, 19 days ago)

When you've swiped so many Tyvec envelopes that the guy at the post office knows you by name.

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Re: You know you've been growing too long when... [Re: NFNF]
    #1735186 - 07/21/03 04:06 PM (18 years, 19 days ago)

you have more shroomerites on your buddy list than RL friends.  :grin:


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Re: You know you've been growing too long when... [Re: Effed]
    #1735192 - 07/21/03 04:08 PM (18 years, 19 days ago)

That would be me :laugh:.


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