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 uber_aj
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#15542675 - 12/19/11 10:02 PM (12 years, 3 months ago) |
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Gumby
Fishnologist
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Re: The Stupidest Shit You've Ever Heard [Re: uber_aj]
#15543126 - 12/19/11 11:41 PM (12 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
uber_aj said:
Hah, he say you's a Bithian lookin' ass nigga. Nigga done got tole.
Bithian? That sounds Indian.
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 Beanhead
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Re: The Stupidest Shit You've Ever Heard [Re: Gumby]
#15543134 - 12/19/11 11:45 PM (12 years, 3 months ago) |
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I"ll just sleep in the car
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Gumby
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Re: The Stupidest Shit You've Ever Heard [Re: Beanhead]
#15543143 - 12/19/11 11:48 PM (12 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
Beanhead said:
I"ll just sleep in the car
...for 18 hours 
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Konyap
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Re: The Stupidest Shit You've Ever Heard [Re: Gumby]
#15543216 - 12/20/11 12:16 AM (12 years, 3 months ago) |
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"get over it"
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Baby_Hitler
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Re: The Stupidest Shit You've Ever Heard [Re: Patlal] 1
#15543515 - 12/20/11 02:35 AM (12 years, 3 months ago) |
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Patlal said:
Quote:
Baby_Hitler said:
Some guy in college tried to tell me that some day we will have solar panels that are only a few square inches that can power a whole neighborhood because, I mean, look at what happened with computer chips!
This guy was in college, working on an engineering-like degree.
I wouldn't shoot that one down just yet.
Technology has amazed society many times in the past.
There's only so much energy in a few square inches of sunlight, bro.
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bholzer
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Re: The Stupidest Shit You've Ever Heard [Re: Baby_Hitler]
#15545871 - 12/20/11 03:27 PM (12 years, 3 months ago) |
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Baby_Hitler said:
There's only so much energy in a few square inches of sunlight, bro.
Yes, but who's to say science won't come up with more efficient ways of using that energy. You have to try to think about how much the world is evolving!
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Beanhead
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Re: The Stupidest Shit You've Ever Heard [Re: bholzer]
#15545880 - 12/20/11 03:30 PM (12 years, 3 months ago) |
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I mention eugenics/transhumanism
"Trans-humanism sounds interesting I read a thing on "mind hacking" where they hook a super computer to your brain and implant memories / feelings you name it.. hell chuck in some LSD and travel to parallel universes while your at it I say."
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Bodhi of Ankou
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Re: The Stupidest Shit You've Ever Heard [Re: Beanhead]
#15546319 - 12/20/11 04:46 PM (12 years, 3 months ago) |
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Trans-humanist Uploading 
Teacher telling me how his friend took acid and had a flashback, the metal lathe he was working on turned into a cotton candy machine and he tried to lick it, before he heroically saved him. thats why you should never fuck with LSD.
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Beanhead
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Re: The Stupidest Shit You've Ever Heard [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
#15546359 - 12/20/11 04:53 PM (12 years, 3 months ago) |
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Playing a game
"I don't have time for drugs i need to level up my city"
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Admiral Ackbar
Admiral of the Rebel Alliance
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Re: The Stupidest Shit You've Ever Heard [Re: Beanhead]
#15546442 - 12/20/11 05:09 PM (12 years, 3 months ago) |
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Someone asked if "Jello be okay to put in to gel caps?"
Jello=gelatin=gelatin caps
[url=Jello be okay to put in to gel caps? ]Jello be okay to put in to gel caps? [/url]
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Baby_Hitler
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Re: The Stupidest Shit You've Ever Heard [Re: bholzer]
#15548747 - 12/21/11 02:07 AM (12 years, 3 months ago) |
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Ok, sure. You can power an entire neighborhood on a single AAA battery as long as everything in the neighborhood is turned off.
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indica
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Re: The Stupidest Shit You've Ever Heard [Re: Baby_Hitler]
#15548764 - 12/21/11 02:16 AM (12 years, 3 months ago) |
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Probably the dumbest thing I ever heard was from this retarded emo whore I once knew... we were waiting for a train and she said "gee it must be hard being a train driver" and we were like "lol why?" (expecting a retarded answer) and she goes "it must be really hard having to steer the trains to keep them on the tracks!"
among other things, like she thought her heart was in her stomach... and, oh, so much dumb shit
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I_was_the_walrus
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Re: The Stupidest Shit You've Ever Heard [Re: indica]
#15548841 - 12/21/11 02:46 AM (12 years, 3 months ago) |
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This here takes the cake:
I was having some drinks with a female coworker not too long ago. We work at a bar, and were talking about drinking at work. Never done it, etc. She says she gets drunk at her other job all the time... but nobody knows. Its her super top secret method. Im like oh really? How so?
She tells me her chapstick is 15% alcohol (some flavored rum chapstick samples).
Im like...hmmm. So thats about the same content as wine. 1 glass of wine doesnt get you drunk, but putting on chapstick does?
She says "IT DOESNT WORK LIKE THAT...ITS 15% ALCOHOL!!!"
I just....dont even understand.
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Split Minded
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ive tried this method as well. im actually on my 4th stick and feeling great!
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My senior year of high school one of the girls in my class got pulled over for her blinker not working. We told her that the reason it wasn't working was because she ran out of blinker fluid. The next day she came to school and goes "You guys are fucking assholes, I went to Autozone and asked for blinker fluid and they laughed at me and asked WTF I was talking about. - Gumby
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Prisoner#1
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Re: The Stupidest Shit You've Ever Heard [Re: Split Minded] 1
#15550828 - 12/21/11 01:32 PM (12 years, 3 months ago) |
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someone sold you some bunk chapstick, shouldnt have even needed a whole stick
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Fernis
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Quote:
I_was_the_walrus said:
This here takes the cake:
I was having some drinks with a female coworker not too long ago. We work at a bar, and were talking about drinking at work. Never done it, etc. She says she gets drunk at her other job all the time... but nobody knows. Its her super top secret method. Im like oh really? How so?
She tells me her chapstick is 15% alcohol (some flavored rum chapstick samples).
Im like...hmmm. So thats about the same content as wine. 1 glass of wine doesnt get you drunk, but putting on chapstick does?
She says "IT DOESNT WORK LIKE THAT...ITS 15% ALCOHOL!!!"
I just....dont even understand.
Tell her to shove it up her ass.
It'll work faster 
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Split Minded
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Re: The Stupidest Shit You've Ever Heard [Re: Prisoner#1]
#15550842 - 12/21/11 01:34 PM (12 years, 3 months ago) |
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Prisoner#1 said:
someone sold you some bunk chapstick, shouldnt have even needed a whole stick
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My senior year of high school one of the girls in my class got pulled over for her blinker not working. We told her that the reason it wasn't working was because she ran out of blinker fluid. The next day she came to school and goes "You guys are fucking assholes, I went to Autozone and asked for blinker fluid and they laughed at me and asked WTF I was talking about. - Gumby
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Prisoner#1
Even Dumber ThanAdvertized!
Registered: 01/22/03
Posts: 193,665
Loc: Pvt. Pubfag NutSuck
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Re: The Stupidest Shit You've Ever Heard [Re: Split Minded]
#15550858 - 12/21/11 01:37 PM (12 years, 3 months ago) |
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yeah... I lost my self control on that one
and control of my bladder
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Split Minded
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Re: The Stupidest Shit You've Ever Heard [Re: Prisoner#1]
#15550874 - 12/21/11 01:39 PM (12 years, 3 months ago) |
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i have the effect on people.
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My senior year of high school one of the girls in my class got pulled over for her blinker not working. We told her that the reason it wasn't working was because she ran out of blinker fluid. The next day she came to school and goes "You guys are fucking assholes, I went to Autozone and asked for blinker fluid and they laughed at me and asked WTF I was talking about. - Gumby
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