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daba
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You know you've been growing too long when...
#1548237 - 05/14/03 01:14 PM (20 years, 10 months ago) |
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You know you've been growing to long when... 1. Your friends thinking you're talking about a shotgun when you're describing the guage on your needle. 2. You have tons of bird seed but no birds. 3. Your pressure cooker is worth more than your car. Please, continue this thread! Those are a few I used to get it jumpstarted .
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Learyfan
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Re: You know you've been growing too long when... [Re: daba]
#1548268 - 05/14/03 01:28 PM (20 years, 10 months ago) |
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When you see stacks of Ball and Kerr jars in the supermarket and try to mentally calculate how many cubes that would yield.
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Bullfrog1
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Re: You know you've been growing too long when... [Re: daba]
#1548363 - 05/14/03 02:10 PM (20 years, 10 months ago) |
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4. When you have more bags of Perlite laying around than plants in your house.
5. More syringes than a diabetic
6. Way more canning jars than both of your grandmothers, put together
That's pretty scary.
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Papaver
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Re: You know you've been growing too long when... [Re: Bullfrog1]
#1548369 - 05/14/03 02:15 PM (20 years, 10 months ago) |
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7. When you goal in life is to someday attend the Perlite Institute, thinking it is some kid of college, after staring at its little emblem on those bags for many years...
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ODhaze
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Re: You know you've been growing too long when... [Re: Papaver]
#1548384 - 05/14/03 02:20 PM (20 years, 10 months ago) |
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8. when you spend more than 1/2 an hour in the grains/flour section at the supermarket,
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whiterasta
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Re: You know you've been growing too long when... [Re: ODhaze]
#1548476 - 05/14/03 02:51 PM (20 years, 10 months ago) |
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R/H is no longer an abreviation for "right hand" Summer is a crapshoot of where the "lucky" dumped casing fruits each yr. When people say what your cooking smells like shit, they couldn't be more right. Your wife realizes she's married a clearly insane person with scientific delusions of grandeur WR
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debianlinux
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Re: You know you've been growing too long when... [Re: whiterasta]
#1548537 - 05/14/03 03:10 PM (20 years, 10 months ago) |
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you quote TMC by page and paragraph #
you forget which spaghetti sauce is active and which one you were supposed to take to grandma's
your yard smells "grainy" and millet is the primary grass growing
when cleaning up for relatives to come over involves removing syringes, graduated cylinders, jars, septa ports, and tyvek cuttings up.
you start relating stories with RL friends about online firends... You: "Oh, yeah, Roadkill said the same thing!!" Friends: "Who?!!"
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Paid
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Re: You know you've been growing too long when... [Re: debianlinux]
#1548629 - 05/14/03 03:44 PM (20 years, 10 months ago) |
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You look at your dogs food in a new light. Your first aid kit is empty of anything remotely filter like. You get lost while dog walking as your looking at the floor and not were your going. You start conversations in the pub about it with friends that dont grow, more times than you say, check that hottie. Your well known in your local chemist, health food store, chinese herbalist, petshop, for asking about odd stuff :-)
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Paid
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Re: You know you've been growing too long when... [Re: Paid]
#1548633 - 05/14/03 03:45 PM (20 years, 10 months ago) |
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O,and your chemist thinks you could possibly be a terrorist.
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Larrythescaryrex
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Re: You know you've been growing too long when... [Re: Paid]
#1548719 - 05/14/03 04:13 PM (20 years, 10 months ago) |
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when you get bulk discounts from sporeworks, When you hear fruit, and think of mushroom fruit bodies before food, When there is no more room in your bedroom, because lab equipment is piled everywhere,
finally,
when you need a filing cabinet for your spore library.
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fIsh in my head
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Re: You know you've been growing too long when... [Re: Larrythescaryrex]
#1548813 - 05/14/03 04:48 PM (20 years, 10 months ago) |
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When you wear latex gloves just for the look
Edited by fIsh in my head (05/14/03 04:48 PM)
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OctopusDr
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Re: You know you've been growing too long when... [Re: fIsh in my head]
#1549042 - 05/14/03 06:45 PM (20 years, 10 months ago) |
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This thread is great
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twistedweather
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Re: You know you've been growing too long when... [Re: OctopusDr]
#1549130 - 05/14/03 07:26 PM (20 years, 10 months ago) |
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when....
you find vermiculite in your sock drawer someone mentions growing shrooms and you can give a 2hr lecture you panic when you run out of lysol you hear the word incubate and you think about a fish tank heater
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daba
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Re: You know you've been growing too long when... [Re: twistedweather]
#1549224 - 05/14/03 08:05 PM (20 years, 10 months ago) |
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Haha, I'm really enjoying some of these responses
One of my favorites:
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When people say your cooking smells like shit, and they couldn't be more right
Hilarious.
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metalchimp
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Re: You know you've been growing too long when... [Re: daba]
#1549253 - 05/14/03 08:20 PM (20 years, 10 months ago) |
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when you cant see a horse shit without thinking of some way to transport the dung home
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Sterile
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Re: You know you've been growing too long when... [Re: daba]
#1550335 - 05/15/03 06:55 AM (20 years, 10 months ago) |
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...when you posts pics llike this... lol EDIT: Please check the date on the top right of the pic,,,its a few minutes before the year changes......still working.....
-------------------- The Source Of The Force Is The Power Of The Mind "if you don't like what you're doing, you can always pick up your needle and move to another groove." - timothy leary" Anno: "-I can do anything with those clouds!" Annos Tek
Edited by Sterile (05/15/03 11:18 AM)
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dumlovesyou
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Re: You know you've been growing too long when... [Re: Sterile]
#1550374 - 05/15/03 07:28 AM (20 years, 10 months ago) |
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Your wordrobe is full of a lot of stuff exept clothes. Parents ask when you will finally grow some eddibles. All your familly asks you for syringes, chlorine, masks, alchool, and othe stuff when they need it. Little sister says "it smells like shrooms" when entering your room.. People(that don't know about it) asking you if you're tripping all the time..
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Re: You know you've been growing too long when... [Re: dumlovesyou]
#1552112 - 05/15/03 05:56 PM (20 years, 10 months ago) |
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The guy at the flower shop orders extra perlite and verm just for you.
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PooPs
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Re: You know you've been growing too long when... [Re: Scarfmeister]
#1554171 - 05/16/03 01:24 PM (20 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quart jars can no longer be found in your town.. your house is clean after years of being a slob You show up at the cash register with12 alum pans and the clerks look at you funny
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GGreatOne234
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Re: You know you've been growing too long when... [Re: daba]
#1555105 - 05/16/03 09:33 PM (20 years, 10 months ago) |
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lol
one of the funniest posts i have ever read at the shroomery.
thanks,
Keep shroomin, GG
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