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 Morphrying
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 Places you've NEVER made whoopee but want to 
#1108094 - 12/03/02 07:38 PM (22 years, 3 months ago) |
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In front of a warm fireplace
On a bed in front of a big window overlooking the ocean
On a blanket in the middle of a field of grass underneathe warm sunshine
On some sort of thick plastic covered in almond oil!
In between the stacked boxes of vcrs at frys electronics 
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Spiffy
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Re: Places you've NEVER made whoopee but want to [Re: Morphrying]
#1110098 - 12/04/02 01:54 PM (22 years, 3 months ago) |
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on a rooftop in the summer rain
in a Volkswagen bus
In a 5 star hotel
outside under a clear, starry sky
im sure theres more...just can't think of em all...basically, anywhere safe with the man I love!
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there is only one of us."
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Spiffy
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Re: Places you've NEVER made whoopee but want to [Re: vatoloco]
#1110164 - 12/04/02 02:20 PM (22 years, 3 months ago) |
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I'm sorry...how could I forget!
In your mom's butt
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there is only one of us."
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 Re: Places you've NEVER made whoopee but want to [Re: Morphrying]
#1110357 - 12/04/02 03:10 PM (22 years, 3 months ago) |
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Spiffy
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Re: Places you've NEVER made whoopee but want to [Re: Morphrying]
#1110369 - 12/04/02 03:14 PM (22 years, 3 months ago) |
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Question...are you Bob Eubanks? Making whoopie? Thats sooooo Newlywed Game! 
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Re: Places you've NEVER made whoopee but want to [Re: Morphrying]
#1110446 - 12/04/02 03:29 PM (22 years, 3 months ago) |
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In outer space! Zero-G love! Hey, that'll be my new DJ name, DJ Zero-G love. 
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"Where do you want to go?" responded the Cheshire cat.
"I don't know," Alice answered.
"Then," said the cat, "it doesn't matter."
~Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland
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Re: Places you've NEVER made whoopee but want to [Re: Morphrying]
#1110632 - 12/04/02 04:26 PM (22 years, 3 months ago) |
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On that spinning ride that makes you stick to the wall....And your mom's butt. I've done everything else... 
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Morphrying
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Re: Places you've NEVER made whoopee but want to [Re: vatoloco]
#1111036 - 12/04/02 06:40 PM (22 years, 3 months ago) |
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how bout I give your toothbrush to madoser dave to scub his data sores then put it back without your knowledge!
Edited by Morphrying (12/04/02 06:59 PM)
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Morphrying
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Re: Places you've NEVER made whoopee but want to [Re: Spiffy]
#1111104 - 12/04/02 06:56 PM (22 years, 3 months ago) |
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summer rain would be nice in mexico if there wasn't any lightning.
Every volkswagon bus I have been in smells like mildew.
5 star hotels are pretty good
outside under the stars is real nice, but only in the summer and you gotta find a park where no cops drive through at night. Also use a blanket because grass might make you itchy. Try a small city.
I knew using the word whoopie would be humorous thus it's selection.
Oh yeah the rotating thing would be cool but you'd have to do it on your side and it's hard to move in those things!
Edited by Morphrying (12/04/02 06:57 PM)
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GrowingVines
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 Re: Places you've NEVER made whoopee but want to [Re: vatoloco]
#1114723 - 12/05/02 05:02 PM (22 years, 3 months ago) |
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On front of the white houses lawn =)
On a waterfall in the hottest day of summer.
Under stars in an open field next to some mushrooms (with not shit near =) )
In a Limo =)
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Re: Places you've NEVER made whoopee but want to [Re: Morphrying]
#1114791 - 12/05/02 05:31 PM (22 years, 3 months ago) |
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in a snow drift
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Morphrying
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Re: Places you've NEVER made whoopee but want to [Re: vatoloco]
#1115175 - 12/05/02 07:09 PM (22 years, 3 months ago) |
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I realised the first one made absolutely no sense, but the second one makes sense to me, in which I take great satisfaction!
Oh yeah also water and fucking is just alright(in the spa is best!), snow would be too cold for me.
Edited by Morphrying (12/05/02 07:12 PM)
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Re: Places you've NEVER made whoopee but want to [Re: Morphrying]
#1115541 - 12/05/02 09:22 PM (22 years, 3 months ago) |
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In a wal-mart bathroom stall.
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FrozenHappiness
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 Re: Places you've NEVER made whoopee but want to [Re: Morphrying]
#1118628 - 12/06/02 09:36 PM (22 years, 3 months ago) |
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In front of the big screen in a packed movie theater.
In your moms butt.
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Morphrying
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Re: Places you've NEVER made whoopee but want to [Re: FrozenHappiness]
#1118666 - 12/06/02 09:54 PM (22 years, 3 months ago) |
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Frappy!!!!!
<3
There's a movie theater out here with seats where the arms fold up, and if you fold a bunch up it would be perfect.
That's a place I would like to try it too!
I tried to get my ex wife to do it about 20 times but she always refused! She said maybe when we are 80!
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Re: Places you've NEVER made whoopee but want to [Re: Morphrying]
#1119269 - 12/07/02 01:57 AM (22 years, 3 months ago) |
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Hehe, I'd buy tickets to a bad movie just to watch two 80 year olds fuck like bunnies in the theatre.
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Re: Places you've NEVER made whoopee but want to [Re: FrozenHappiness]
#1120622 - 12/07/02 08:31 PM (22 years, 3 months ago) |
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School! With my 27 year old Math teacher!
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Re: Places you've NEVER made whoopee but want to [Re: Morphrying]
#1122004 - 12/08/02 12:06 PM (22 years, 3 months ago) |
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In the shower
With a strobe light
and heavy drum and bass dance music
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RIP Acidic_Sloth
Sunset_Mission said:
"larry the scary rex
verily scary when thoroughly vexed
invoke the shadows and dust, cast a hex
mercifully massacring memories masterfully
relocate from Ur to 8th density and become a cosmic bully
mulder and scully couldn't decipher his glyphs
invoke the shadows and dust, smoke infernal spliffs"
April 24th 2011
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Morphrying
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Re: Places you've NEVER made whoopee but want to [Re: Gunboat]
#1122130 - 12/08/02 01:30 PM (22 years, 3 months ago) |
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When I was a child, I played little league. The coach had a daughter a few years older than me. Her name was Tami. Then I went to high school, and in my junior year all of the sudden she was my english teacher, I couldn't call her tami anymore and it felt weird she was my teacher. That was the only class I had problems with. She was a cowgirl type chick and all of the wannabe "cowboys" had a huge crush on her. She would even flirt with them. She was different when she was younger. Once I got to highschool I just thought she was a stupid bitch, but she was probably struggling because it was the first year she was teaching.
Larry, the shower is okay but the lubrication sucks and it doesn't feel too good! 
It's still fun though, ya gotta have her put one of her legs on the edge of the tub to get good penetration...
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GreenGuys420
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 Re: Places you've NEVER made whoopee but want to [Re: Morphrying]
#1363940 - 03/10/03 05:37 PM (22 years, 10 days ago) |
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On a hott summer day, cuz i luv to sweat! both of us ripped off some good bud,on a beach ,on the sand with just a blanket and our naked asses!!
oh and a pack of cigarettes!! 
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GreenGuys420
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BUD RULES!! Who agrees??????? [Re: GreenGuys420]
#1363952 - 03/10/03 05:41 PM (22 years, 10 days ago) |
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Bud is one of the greatest relaxation feeling in the world. It smells good, taste good, and make you high as F*CK!! i luv it!!
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smokin' is tight...all day and all night!!
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schmutzen
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Re: Places you've NEVER made whoopee but want to [Re: GreenGuys420]
#1364226 - 03/10/03 09:00 PM (22 years, 10 days ago) |
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****GASP****
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"Blow up your TV, throw away your paper. Go to the country, build you a home."
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Morphrying
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 Re: Places you've NEVER made whoopee but want to [Re: GreenGuys420]
#1366338 - 03/11/03 01:03 PM (22 years, 9 days ago) |
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Nice Idea!, the blanket I think is neccesary, because sand hurts my little pee pee....
yowsers
Oh yeah it can't be windy either I don't like getting sandblasted!
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Cherk
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Re: Places you've NEVER made whoopee but want to [Re: Larrythescaryrex]
#1366609 - 03/11/03 02:44 PM (22 years, 9 days ago) |
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I knew this girl that fooled around with an alter boy at a Catholic church. Personally I'd like to make love in a sensory deprivation tank with 3 grams of shrooms and a hit or two of LSD.
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I have considered such matters.
SIKE
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Re: Places you've NEVER made whoopee but want to [Re: Cherk]
#1366961 - 03/11/03 05:20 PM (22 years, 9 days ago) |
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I'm gonna have to go with GreenGuys420 on this one 
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Edited by DeAds_BaBe (03/11/03 05:22 PM)
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Re: Places you've NEVER made whoopee but want to [Re: Morphrying]
#1370695 - 03/12/03 06:56 PM (22 years, 8 days ago) |
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in a confessional during mass
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Viking
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Re: Places you've NEVER made whoopee but want to [Re: oDin]
#1372739 - 03/13/03 11:16 AM (22 years, 7 days ago) |
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In a warm bed with a human female. Oops, said too much!
Seriously, an airplane. Don't know why exactly...probably just because the challenge is there. I have to add it to my current resume:
In a tree
On the grass right by an airstrip in the pouring rain
In front of Stelco (HUGE steel mill in Hamilton, Ontario)
On the back of a John Deere "Gator"
In a custodians closet
On a tour of Sleeman's Brewery in Guelph, Ontario
And my all-time favourite...in a depot for DART buses!!
Viking
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Morphrying
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Re: Places you've NEVER made whoopee but want to [Re: oDin]
#1373211 - 03/13/03 02:11 PM (22 years, 7 days ago) |
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haha oDin you are naughty...
Hopefully Annie will grant your wish! (Go Annie!)
Viking, you are a savage, I was talking to this bum lady on Haight one day and she said she made out with Janis Joplin in a tree. Her name was Janis jr...
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Re: Places you've NEVER made whoopee but want to [Re: Larrythescaryrex]
#1373223 - 03/13/03 02:15 PM (22 years, 7 days ago) |
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I couldn't agree more...heh. although Ive got the drum n bass part down.
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LD50_13grams
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Re: Places you've NEVER made whoopee but want to [Re: Gunboat]
#1374007 - 03/13/03 08:16 PM (22 years, 7 days ago) |
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in a waffle house bathroom , so when your done you can get some good breakfest food and smoke all the ciggs ya want after wards in a friendly place
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Morphrying
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Re: Places you've NEVER made whoopee but want to [Re: BlueLemming]
#1376315 - 03/14/03 01:21 PM (22 years, 6 days ago) |
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How bout some classical stuff like Brahms or Haydn....
or oldies....
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psyphon
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 Re: Places you've NEVER made whoopee but want to [Re: Morphrying]
#1376935 - 03/14/03 07:08 PM (22 years, 6 days ago) |
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mars
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"The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new landscapes but in having new eyes."
- Marcel Proust
I wish you all ceaselessly flowing moments of happiness.
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