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I'm a fuckin ninja.
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Almost every time i drop something from my hands I use my super ninja powers to reach for the item, mid-fall, fightinging the forces of gravity and catching it before it hits the ground.


:ninja:


Are you a ninja?


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Re: I'm a fuckin ninja. [Re: thoughts]
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when ever i drop something i am over come with anger and yell at my dog. so no.


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Re: I'm a fuckin ninja. [Re: thoughts]
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I too am a ninja. It's funny you post this cause I was thinking just the other day how great my reflexes can be. It's usually in the kitchen when I almost drop/spill something but react fast enough to prevent DISASTER..

There was that one time, though, when I just made a plate of hashbrowns and eggs and picked it up to take to the dining table and dropped it on the ground. I cried.


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Re: I'm a fuckin ninja. [Re: claraclairvoyant]
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:ilold: Haa, welcome fellow ninja.
It sucks so bad when you're just about to eat something and ...it gets all FUCKED up.:crankey:
But the best ninjas learn from their mistakes.

:ninja:


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Re: I'm a fuckin ninja. [Re: thoughts]
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if u were a ninja you wouldnt be droppin shit in the first place

your just catchin it mid fligh cause your high strung and/or your condition to react like that cause ur always droppin shit

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Re: I'm a fuckin ninja. [Re: thoughts]
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When did you decide to stop being a clown, and become a ninja?

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Re: I'm a fuckin ninja. [Re: JaffyJaffar]
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Ombient said:
When did you decide to stop being a clown, and become a ninja?


Hahaha, what I can't be a ninjaclown?


JaffyJaffar said:
if u were a ninja you wouldnt be droppin shit in the first place

your just catchin it mid fligh cause your high strung and/or your condition to react like that cause ur always droppin shit


No dude, i'm not always droppin shit..because I catch it..cause i'm a :ninja:.
I smoke too much weed to be high strung.

MAYBE i'm just really attentive.


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Re: I'm a fuckin ninja. [Re: JaffyJaffar]
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JaffyJaffar said:
if u were a ninja you wouldnt be droppin shit in the first place

your just catchin it mid fligh cause your high strung and/or your condition to react like that cause ur always droppin shit


We're just testing our ninja skills


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Re: I'm a fuckin ninja. [Re: thoughts]
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I'm known for my mid-air ninja catches.

High-level ninjaity.

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Re: I'm a fuckin ninja. [Re: Brugman]
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People who hang around me often enough eventually notice my insane reflex s. I was partying a while back and dropped the 40, caught it with the same hand it slipped out of. Like a boss.

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Re: I'm a fuckin ninja. [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
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Nope. I've got terrible reflexes. For most things anyway. When it comes to dropping stuff and catching them before they hit the ground I'm really bad. But when it comes to reacting to things coming at me I've got ninja reflexes. I've had a Varsity pitcher throw a fastball at my head, sidestepped and caught it barehanded...a mistake I regretted for the next several days


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"I have no way of knowing whether you, who eventually will read this record, like stories or not. If you do not, no doubt you have turned these pages without attention. I confess that I love them. Indeed, it often seems to me that of all the good things in the world, the only ones humanity can claim for itself are stories and music; the rest, mercy, beauty, sleep, clean water and hot food (as the Ascian would have said) are all the work of the Increate. Thus, stories are small things indeed in the scheme of the universe, but it is hard not to love best what is our own—hard for me, at least."

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Re: I'm a fuckin ninja. [Re: thoughts]
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iwasaClown said:
Almost every time i drop something from my hands I use my super ninja powers to reach for the item, mid-fall, fightinging the forces of gravity and catching it before it hits the ground.


:ninja:


Are you a ninja?


Only when I am not sober. Go figure.

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Re: I'm a fuckin ninja. [Re: 4runner]
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anunnakian said:
iwasaClown said:
Almost every time i drop something from my hands I use my super ninja powers to reach for the item, mid-fall, fightinging the forces of gravity and catching it before it hits the ground.


:ninja:


Are you a ninja?


Only when I am not sober. Go figure.


I know people that are that way. Sober they're complete klutzs but get em drunk or give them acid and suddenly they develop catlike reflexes.


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"I have no way of knowing whether you, who eventually will read this record, like stories or not. If you do not, no doubt you have turned these pages without attention. I confess that I love them. Indeed, it often seems to me that of all the good things in the world, the only ones humanity can claim for itself are stories and music; the rest, mercy, beauty, sleep, clean water and hot food (as the Ascian would have said) are all the work of the Increate. Thus, stories are small things indeed in the scheme of the universe, but it is hard not to love best what is our own—hard for me, at least."

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Re: I'm a fuckin ninja. [Re: Cj-B]
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Re: I'm a fuckin ninja. [Re: Brugman]
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Brugman said:
I'm known for my mid-air ninja catches.

High-level ninjaity.


Ninjas! Assemble!
Even the drunk and unsober ninjas.


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Re: I'm a fuckin ninja. [Re: Soluminia]
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yoimninja

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Re: I'm a fuckin ninja. [Re: Soluminia]
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Soluminia said:



The title of that video made me think of when a guy I know thought it was a good idea to try catching an owl in his backyard using one of those small recycling bins. Im fairly certain he was stoned cause really...who the fuck would try that sober? Yet somehow he managed to succeed.


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"I have no way of knowing whether you, who eventually will read this record, like stories or not. If you do not, no doubt you have turned these pages without attention. I confess that I love them. Indeed, it often seems to me that of all the good things in the world, the only ones humanity can claim for itself are stories and music; the rest, mercy, beauty, sleep, clean water and hot food (as the Ascian would have said) are all the work of the Increate. Thus, stories are small things indeed in the scheme of the universe, but it is hard not to love best what is our own—hard for me, at least."

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Re: I'm a fuckin ninja. [Re: Soluminia]
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HAHAHAHA that guy's stoner babble cracked me the fuck up.

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Re: I'm a fuckin ninja. [Re: Brugman]
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Brugman said:
HAHAHAHA that guy's stoner babble cracked me the fuck up.


Ahh...I miss the days before everyone near me had the tolerence of Jeebus and would ramble incoherently after they smoked alot. I almost forgot how damn funny it was. :lolsy:


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"I have no way of knowing whether you, who eventually will read this record, like stories or not. If you do not, no doubt you have turned these pages without attention. I confess that I love them. Indeed, it often seems to me that of all the good things in the world, the only ones humanity can claim for itself are stories and music; the rest, mercy, beauty, sleep, clean water and hot food (as the Ascian would have said) are all the work of the Increate. Thus, stories are small things indeed in the scheme of the universe, but it is hard not to love best what is our own—hard for me, at least."

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