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Re: Who would win in a fight, Ninja or Samurai? [Re: beejay]
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Samurai fact-they carried three swords.
Samurai would win no contest.

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Re: Who would win in a fight, Ninja or Samurai? [Re: Edge]
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read Real Ultimate Power: The Official Ninja Book
by Robert Hamburger


Dear Stupid Idiots,

A lot of you have been saying that I don?t know anything about REAL ninjas. But that?s a bunch of bull crap! You dummies don?t know anything. And maybe YOU should get a life. I bet a lot of you have never even seen a girl naked! You idiots believe that ninjas had some "code of honor." Yeah right! If by "code of honor," you mean "code to flip out and go nuts for absolutely no reason at all even if it means that people might think you are totally insane or sweet," then you are right. But if you mean a "code to be nice and speak nicely while sharing and not cutting off heads," then you?re the biggest idiot ever!!!!!! So if you have any brains, you will shut up and get a life. So go shut up, you stupid idiot.

No thank you,

Robert Hamburger


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Anno cock? Is that some kind of Greek liquer? -Geo's all-knowing sex slave
Scat's way better than mud cause it's warm. -Ythan 4/23/07

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Re: Who would win in a fight, Ninja or Samurai? [Re: California]
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In face to face combat........Ninja would be DEAD


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Live for the moment you are in now
Don't be bogged down by your past
Don't be afraid of what lies in your future

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Re: Who would win in a fight, Ninja or Samurai? [Re: niteowl]
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niteowl said:
In face to face combat........Ninja would be DEAD



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"I'm afraid of losing my obscurity. Genuineness only thrives in the dark. Like celery."
- Aldous Huxley

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Re: Who would win in a fight, Ninja or Samurai? [Re: TinTree]
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Thats true, but the ninjas attacking style is totally different then that. They rely on suprises and sneak attacks.

But yeah, samurai would pwn.

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Re: Who would win in a fight, Ninja or Samurai? [Re: Freeker]
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Ninjas can kill anyone they want! Ninjas cut off heads ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time. I heard that there was this ninja who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the ninja killed the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw a ninja totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window.
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Q: What do ninjas do when they're not cutting off heads or flipping out?

A: Most of their free time is spent flying, but sometime they stab. (Ask Mark if you don't believe me.)
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Seppuku is the ancient art of killing yourself if you get super pissed and can?t find anybody else to kill. Ninjas use all sorts of crap to kill themselves?guns, ropes, knives, lasers, spears, etc.?and don?t even think twice about it. These guys would kill themselves for just about any reason and often for no reason at all: that?s why we there are so few ninjas today.



But if you want to commit Seppuku and you?re like me, you don?t have access to stuff like lasers. But there?s hope. I tried to kill myself by swallowing a frisbee a couple of times?and believe me, it?s pretty cool. The only catch is you have to be really super pissed to do it.



Step 1 Get a frisbee from the store or friend.

Step 2 Clean the Frisbee.

Step 3 Make sure your parents aren?t around

Step 4 Put something slippery on it, like butter or cream.

Step 5 Get really super pissed.

Step 6 Fold the Frisbee hard (this is crucial)

Step 7 Keep folded and insert Frisbee into mouth hard.

Step 8 Push hard until you can?t see it.

Step 9 Wait.

Step 10 Die.


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The land of the free on paper looks great!



here I stand head in hand turn my face to the wall

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Re: Who would win in a fight, Ninja or Samurai? [Re: infamous]
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that site made me laugh so hard i almost cried......i dont know why


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The land of the free on paper looks great!



here I stand head in hand turn my face to the wall

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Re: Who would win in a fight, Ninja or Samurai? [Re: infamous]
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I love the Hate mail on that site.
It would be hard, either one could win. Now try a ninja and a Samurai high. That would be funny.

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Re: Who would win in a fight, Ninja or Samurai? [Re: infamous]
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where do u live where there are actually killer ninja's roaming about

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Re: Who would win in a fight, Ninja or Samurai? [Re: Freeker]
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D00d. Ninjas are everywhere. They will come out the darkness and cut of your head like it's nobodies business.


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Re: Who would win in a fight, Ninja or Samurai? [Re: beejay]
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Your mom wears combat boots :mad:
just kidding

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Re: Who would win in a fight, Ninja or Samurai? [Re: Edge]
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Ninja man. They are 1337 man! :P No, seriously, Ninja's are PURE stealth, they could sneak up behind the samurai and kill them with a snap of their fingers. THIS IS THEIR JOB. Fuck the samurai! They are cool and stuff, but no match for the 1337 NINJA! HI-YAH!!!


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It's Krang, Bitch!  :krang:

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Re: Who would win in a fight, Ninja or Samurai? [Re: infamous]
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infamous said:
that site made me laugh so hard i almost cried......i dont know why


I like the fake NBC article where the ninja kid tells the judge to close his mouth before he pees in it, then runs out of court and takes a shit near the judge's chambre. Also his replies to the woman who pressed charges against him are hilarious.

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Re: Who would win in a fight, Ninja or Samurai? [Re: Captain Loafy McPoopdick]
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lol once i was driving through a random deasert with a freinds
and we tuned the radio to some collage radio station and for an hour there was a guy giving the blow by blow of the battle between a ninja and a samurai
it was some of the funnyest shit i have ever heard "who will win, the  ninja with his craftyness and sly confidence? or the samurai with his boundless honor?"

i never got to hear who won
the ninja was winning when we went out of range of the radio stations :shrug:


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Re: Who would win in a fight, Ninja or Samurai? [Re: Edge]
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the reason ninjas used stealth was because they couldnt hang with the samurai's.

ninjas= sucker punchers :samurai:

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Re: Who would win in a fight, Ninja or Samurai? [Re: Edge]
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I practice the art of the ninja and i would say a samuri would kick my ass or kill them selves in a loyal way b4i could behead them


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I been thinking about the police Jelly filled for justice, please



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Re: Who would win in a fight, Ninja or Samurai? [Re: notapillow]
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thats funny as hell pillow.

yea but as mentioned ninjas have completely different techniques than a samurai and vice versa. of course a samurai would have a ninja face to face sword to sword alone, but you have to remember that a ninja can do crazy shit like jump up trees and throw stars, amongst other shit. they know how to use a broad range of stuff around them, like different weapons and their surroundings.

the samurai would totally fuck the ninja up if his eyes stayed on the ninja, but ninjas are crafty folk. he'd come up with something and find a way to dissapear for a little bit to fuck with the samurai, and then he'd get him through wit.

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Re: Who would win in a fight, Ninja or Samurai? [Re: CherryBom]
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CherryBomb said:
The rouge element of the ninja is kind of facinating.  I'm changing my vote to ninja.  I like the whole Robin Hood thing. 

:ninja:


Me too! Ninjas are coolere, too! :captain:= :ninja:


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Re: Who would win in a fight, Ninja or Samurai? [Re: blissedout]
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Ninja hands down - do I have to do another nethack interpretation to prove it?  'cause I will :ninja:

Smoke bomb, hop away, ready poison dipped throwing stars, get samurai in the weak spot on the neck as he leaves the smoke coughing up a lung with or without his helmet on because of uber accuracy with throwing stars.

The end.


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Re: Who would win in a fight, Ninja or Samurai? [Re: Edge]
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Sir Tokesalot

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