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Who would win in a fight, Ninja or Samurai?
#3915703 - 03/14/05 10:01 AM (19 years, 9 days ago) |
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I saw a post about ninjas and samurais in spirituality/philosophy forums, and it made me post this in here
Both are somewhat respectable positions. Ninjas are more like mercenaries, Samurai are more like soldiers/warriors. Both have a code of honor, just w/ some different views. Both practice the sword. Both could kick any of our asses. Ninjas fight for themselves (money), Samurai fight for a buncha things like a soldier.
So say a ninja is hired to kill a samurai's family while he is fighting in an unjust war. The samurai comes back from the war and finds his family dead, hunts down the ninja and they end up fighting face to face in the woods somewhere or something. Samurai is trained to fight face to face, but Ninja is trained to be misleading with movements and actions.
I vote Ninja, young grasshopper. Ultimately i think the Ninja's ability to psyche the mind would be the victorious.
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Edited by Edge (03/14/05 10:01 AM)
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Re: Who would win in a fight, Ninja or Samurai? [Re: Edge]
#3915716 - 03/14/05 10:05 AM (19 years, 9 days ago) |
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samurai, I think their both equal but samurai would win because they have much much better armor.
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Re: Who would win in a fight, Ninja or Samurai? [Re: infamous]
#3915719 - 03/14/05 10:07 AM (19 years, 9 days ago) |
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The good guy ALWAYS wins. It's all about the samurai.
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Re: Who would win in a fight, Ninja or Samurai? [Re: infamous]
#3915725 - 03/14/05 10:09 AM (19 years, 9 days ago) |
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I disagree. The ninja is a killer trained to kill samurai (and other things). The samurai is trained to kill other samurai and does not usually fight ninja. So the ninja has the advantage.
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Re: Who would win in a fight, Ninja or Samurai? [Re: CherryBom]
#3915731 - 03/14/05 10:12 AM (19 years, 9 days ago) |
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yea but not all ninjas were "bad" and not all samurai's were "good". a bad samurai would fight in an unjust war because he was told to (like Iraq) a good one would say no. a bad ninja would steal left and right for bad people, a good ninja would steal and kill for good causes like robin hood.
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Re: Who would win in a fight, Ninja or Samurai? [Re: infamous]
#3915741 - 03/14/05 10:15 AM (19 years, 9 days ago) |
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The samuri has better armor, but the ninja has more speed and can most likely dodge most blows the samuri throws
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Re: Who would win in a fight, Ninja or Samurai? [Re: Edge]
#3915757 - 03/14/05 10:20 AM (19 years, 9 days ago) |
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Ninjas. Durr
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Re: Who would win in a fight, Ninja or Samurai? [Re: NewfoundFreedom]
#3915777 - 03/14/05 10:26 AM (19 years, 9 days ago) |
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The rouge element of the ninja is kind of facinating. I'm changing my vote to ninja. I like the whole Robin Hood thing.
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Re: Who would win in a fight, Ninja or Samurai? [Re: CherryBom]
#3915778 - 03/14/05 10:28 AM (19 years, 9 days ago) |
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duuuuude, i didnt know we had a ninja smiley!
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Re: Who would win in a fight, Ninja or Samurai? [Re: Edge]
#3915919 - 03/14/05 11:05 AM (19 years, 9 days ago) |
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Samurai would kick a ninjas ass any day, it's a proven fact.
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Re: Who would win in a fight, Ninja or Samurai? [Re: Edge]
#3915928 - 03/14/05 11:08 AM (19 years, 9 days ago) |
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As much as I like the ninja, and would cheer him/her on in the fight. I think the samurai would win. One is trained in discreet, efficent killing, and one is trained for battle and combat. One served as a spy, while the other as a mercenary. I think a flat out duel is where the samurai would excel.
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Re: Who would win in a fight, Ninja or Samurai? [Re: Edge]
#3915945 - 03/14/05 11:12 AM (19 years, 9 days ago) |
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i like ninjas, they're cool looking
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Re: Who would win in a fight, Ninja or Samurai? [Re: Edge]
#3916098 - 03/14/05 11:47 AM (19 years, 9 days ago) |
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All I know about samurai I learned from "Abarenbo Shogun" and "The Last Samurai." Samurai are frigging crazy. But don't you know? Ninja's flip out and chop people's heads off ALL THE TIME!
Didn't you watch Ninja Turtles as a kid? What's wrong with those of you who voted samurai? Where do your loyalties lie?
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Re: Who would win in a fight, Ninja or Samurai? [Re: Edge]
#3916100 - 03/14/05 11:48 AM (19 years, 9 days ago) |
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I think it would matter on what the battle was like. If, as you said, they met face to face, my money is on the samurai. Samurai are trained to fight face to face all the time, while ninjas were often stealth asassins. The ninja relies on the element of suprise, so if he were to sneak up on said samurai, senior samurai would say bye bye.
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Re: Who would win in a fight, Ninja or Samurai? [Re: RedNucleus]
#3916106 - 03/14/05 11:49 AM (19 years, 9 days ago) |
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RedNukleus said: All I know about samurai I learned from "Abarenbo Shogun" and "The Last Samurai." Samurai are frigging crazy. But don't you know? Ninja's flip out and chop people's heads off ALL THE TIME!
http://www.realultimatepower.net/index4.htm
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Re: Who would win in a fight, Ninja or Samurai? [Re: beejay]
#3916213 - 03/14/05 12:11 PM (19 years, 9 days ago) |
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It's all abouyt the Samurai. Better armor, more combat training, and his family was killed?? He's gonna be -pissed- during that fight. Like Maximus.
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Re: Who would win in a fight, Ninja or Samurai? [Re: freddurgan]
#3916301 - 03/14/05 12:35 PM (19 years, 9 days ago) |
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tmnt kicks everybodys ass
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Re: Who would win in a fight, Ninja or Samurai? [Re: Edge]
#3916336 - 03/14/05 12:43 PM (19 years, 9 days ago) |
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Quote:
Facts: 1. Ninjas are mammals.
2. Ninjas fight ALL the time.
3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.
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Re: Who would win in a fight, Ninja or Samurai? [Re: Edge]
#3916348 - 03/14/05 12:45 PM (19 years, 9 days ago) |
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are you serious? Samurais hands down.
Ninja's pull some sneaky shit tho.
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Re: Who would win in a fight, Ninja or Samurai? [Re: baraka]
#3916355 - 03/14/05 12:46 PM (19 years, 9 days ago) |
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My mom could take em both
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Re: Who would win in a fight, Ninja or Samurai? [Re: beejay]
#3916377 - 03/14/05 12:52 PM (19 years, 9 days ago) |
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Samurai fact-they carried three swords. Samurai would win no contest.
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Re: Who would win in a fight, Ninja or Samurai? [Re: Edge]
#3916380 - 03/14/05 12:53 PM (19 years, 9 days ago) |
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read Real Ultimate Power: The Official Ninja Book by Robert Hamburger
Dear Stupid Idiots,
A lot of you have been saying that I don?t know anything about REAL ninjas. But that?s a bunch of bull crap! You dummies don?t know anything. And maybe YOU should get a life. I bet a lot of you have never even seen a girl naked! You idiots believe that ninjas had some "code of honor." Yeah right! If by "code of honor," you mean "code to flip out and go nuts for absolutely no reason at all even if it means that people might think you are totally insane or sweet," then you are right. But if you mean a "code to be nice and speak nicely while sharing and not cutting off heads," then you?re the biggest idiot ever!!!!!! So if you have any brains, you will shut up and get a life. So go shut up, you stupid idiot.
No thank you,
Robert Hamburger
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Re: Who would win in a fight, Ninja or Samurai? [Re: California]
#3916387 - 03/14/05 12:56 PM (19 years, 9 days ago) |
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In face to face combat........Ninja would be DEAD
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Re: Who would win in a fight, Ninja or Samurai? [Re: niteowl]
#3916399 - 03/14/05 01:00 PM (19 years, 9 days ago) |
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niteowl said: In face to face combat........Ninja would be DEAD
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Re: Who would win in a fight, Ninja or Samurai? [Re: TinTree]
#3916423 - 03/14/05 01:09 PM (19 years, 9 days ago) |
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Thats true, but the ninjas attacking style is totally different then that. They rely on suprises and sneak attacks.
But yeah, samurai would pwn.
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Re: Who would win in a fight, Ninja or Samurai? [Re: Freeker]
#3916553 - 03/14/05 01:53 PM (19 years, 9 days ago) |
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Ninjas can kill anyone they want! Ninjas cut off heads ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time. I heard that there was this ninja who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the ninja killed the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw a ninja totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: What do ninjas do when they're not cutting off heads or flipping out?
A: Most of their free time is spent flying, but sometime they stab. (Ask Mark if you don't believe me.) -------------------------------------------------------------------- Seppuku is the ancient art of killing yourself if you get super pissed and can?t find anybody else to kill. Ninjas use all sorts of crap to kill themselves?guns, ropes, knives, lasers, spears, etc.?and don?t even think twice about it. These guys would kill themselves for just about any reason and often for no reason at all: that?s why we there are so few ninjas today.
But if you want to commit Seppuku and you?re like me, you don?t have access to stuff like lasers. But there?s hope. I tried to kill myself by swallowing a frisbee a couple of times?and believe me, it?s pretty cool. The only catch is you have to be really super pissed to do it.
Step 1 Get a frisbee from the store or friend.
Step 2 Clean the Frisbee.
Step 3 Make sure your parents aren?t around
Step 4 Put something slippery on it, like butter or cream.
Step 5 Get really super pissed.
Step 6 Fold the Frisbee hard (this is crucial)
Step 7 Keep folded and insert Frisbee into mouth hard.
Step 8 Push hard until you can?t see it.
Step 9 Wait.
Step 10 Die.
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Re: Who would win in a fight, Ninja or Samurai? [Re: infamous]
#3916557 - 03/14/05 01:54 PM (19 years, 9 days ago) |
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that site made me laugh so hard i almost cried......i dont know why
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Re: Who would win in a fight, Ninja or Samurai? [Re: infamous]
#3916655 - 03/14/05 02:28 PM (19 years, 9 days ago) |
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I love the Hate mail on that site. It would be hard, either one could win. Now try a ninja and a Samurai high. That would be funny.
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Re: Who would win in a fight, Ninja or Samurai? [Re: infamous]
#3916659 - 03/14/05 02:29 PM (19 years, 9 days ago) |
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where do u live where there are actually killer ninja's roaming about
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Re: Who would win in a fight, Ninja or Samurai? [Re: Freeker]
#3916680 - 03/14/05 02:34 PM (19 years, 9 days ago) |
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D00d. Ninjas are everywhere. They will come out the darkness and cut of your head like it's nobodies business.
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Re: Who would win in a fight, Ninja or Samurai? [Re: beejay]
#3916683 - 03/14/05 02:34 PM (19 years, 9 days ago) |
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Your mom wears combat boots just kidding
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Re: Who would win in a fight, Ninja or Samurai? [Re: Edge]
#3916907 - 03/14/05 03:37 PM (19 years, 9 days ago) |
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Ninja man. They are 1337 man! :P No, seriously, Ninja's are PURE stealth, they could sneak up behind the samurai and kill them with a snap of their fingers. THIS IS THEIR JOB. Fuck the samurai! They are cool and stuff, but no match for the 1337 NINJA! HI-YAH!!!
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Re: Who would win in a fight, Ninja or Samurai? [Re: infamous]
#3916909 - 03/14/05 03:37 PM (19 years, 9 days ago) |
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infamous said: that site made me laugh so hard i almost cried......i dont know why
I like the fake NBC article where the ninja kid tells the judge to close his mouth before he pees in it, then runs out of court and takes a shit near the judge's chambre. Also his replies to the woman who pressed charges against him are hilarious.
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lol once i was driving through a random deasert with a freinds and we tuned the radio to some collage radio station and for an hour there was a guy giving the blow by blow of the battle between a ninja and a samurai it was some of the funnyest shit i have ever heard "who will win, the ninja with his craftyness and sly confidence? or the samurai with his boundless honor?"
i never got to hear who won the ninja was winning when we went out of range of the radio stations
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Re: Who would win in a fight, Ninja or Samurai? [Re: Edge]
#3916988 - 03/14/05 03:56 PM (19 years, 9 days ago) |
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the reason ninjas used stealth was because they couldnt hang with the samurai's.
ninjas= sucker punchers
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Re: Who would win in a fight, Ninja or Samurai? [Re: Edge]
#3917009 - 03/14/05 04:00 PM (19 years, 9 days ago) |
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I practice the art of the ninja and i would say a samuri would kick my ass or kill them selves in a loyal way b4i could behead them
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Re: Who would win in a fight, Ninja or Samurai? [Re: notapillow]
#3918580 - 03/14/05 10:07 PM (19 years, 9 days ago) |
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thats funny as hell pillow.
yea but as mentioned ninjas have completely different techniques than a samurai and vice versa. of course a samurai would have a ninja face to face sword to sword alone, but you have to remember that a ninja can do crazy shit like jump up trees and throw stars, amongst other shit. they know how to use a broad range of stuff around them, like different weapons and their surroundings.
the samurai would totally fuck the ninja up if his eyes stayed on the ninja, but ninjas are crafty folk. he'd come up with something and find a way to dissapear for a little bit to fuck with the samurai, and then he'd get him through wit.
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Re: Who would win in a fight, Ninja or Samurai? [Re: CherryBom]
#3918604 - 03/14/05 10:11 PM (19 years, 9 days ago) |
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CherryBomb said: The rouge element of the ninja is kind of facinating. I'm changing my vote to ninja. I like the whole Robin Hood thing.
Me too! Ninjas are coolere, too! =
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Re: Who would win in a fight, Ninja or Samurai? [Re: blissedout]
#3918885 - 03/14/05 11:35 PM (19 years, 9 days ago) |
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Ninja hands down - do I have to do another nethack interpretation to prove it? 'cause I will
Smoke bomb, hop away, ready poison dipped throwing stars, get samurai in the weak spot on the neck as he leaves the smoke coughing up a lung with or without his helmet on because of uber accuracy with throwing stars.
The end.
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Re: Who would win in a fight, Ninja or Samurai? [Re: Edge]
#3918992 - 03/15/05 12:04 AM (19 years, 9 days ago) |
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Re: Who would win in a fight, Ninja or Samurai? [Re: Edge]
#3919040 - 03/15/05 12:19 AM (19 years, 9 days ago) |
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I have played out this scenario several times in soul calibur 2, with me as Taki (ninja) vs my roomate as Mitsirugi (samurai).
The ninjas will always win. Ninjas are lightning quick, and as cited from real ultimate power, they can fly and time travel and shit. Samurais cant do that
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