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Free Agency Fuck Fest
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Tavaris Jackson to the Seahawks

Hasselbeck to the Titans

McNabb to the Vikings

Kolb to AZ

Orton to Miami

Rodgers-Cromartie to PHL

Leinhart to HOU

Burress possibly going to Pitt or back to NYG

Nnamdi possibly to the Jets




its been a fun day or so of sports reading!


Makes for a very interesting upcoming season, especially with the moves at QB.


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Edited by LiquidSmoke (07/27/11 03:15 PM)

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Edited by AnonymousRabbit (05/19/22 12:40 AM)

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Re: Free Agency Fuck Fest [Re: AnonymousRabbit]
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Yeah pretty interesting indeed.


Loading up Brees with even more offenive weapons is a scarey thing.


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Re: Free Agency Fuck Fest [Re: LiquidSmoke]
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Sidney Rice to Seattle. Guess the Vikes didn't have enough to retain him. Him, Harvin, AP, Shiancoe...plus a potentially rejuvenated Donovan McNabb. They would have been really solid offensively.

No Rice hurts, though.


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Re: Free Agency Fuck Fest [Re: Nifflerz]
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Getting McNabb seems like a big upgrade at QB.


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Re: Free Agency Fuck Fest [Re: LiquidSmoke]
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Especially considering they were going to roll into the season with Ponder. Ponder might be good in time (I still have my doubts there as well), but he would have sucked hard next season.


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Re: Free Agency Fuck Fest [Re: LiquidSmoke]
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Thank Christ, ORTON.  GET THE FUCK OUTTAHERE, NECK BEARD.


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Re: Free Agency Fuck Fest [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
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hahahaha PT


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Re: Free Agency Fuck Fest [Re: LiquidSmoke]
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Chiefs signed Breaston! Awesome!!!!

Breaston, Bowe, McCluster, Charles, Jones, Cassel! Niiiiice Offensive unit!


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Re: Free Agency Fuck Fest [Re: Mickalopagus]
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Haynesworth to Pats for a 5th.


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Re: Free Agency Fuck Fest [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
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Penguarky Tunguin said:
Thank Christ, ORTON.  GET THE FUCK OUTTAHERE, NECK BEARD.



If you're a Broncos fan, do you really want Tebow running shit every Sunday? Orton can hit a target. Tebow can hit a pick-6.


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[quote]Asante said:
You constantly make posts thatr fling middle school insults at people you don't like mixed in with maladjusted psychopathic comments about wanting to beat up the other poster with a crowbar.

You know how shit you are, you just don't give a fuck for precisely that reason.

I disendorse you.[/quote]

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Re: Free Agency Fuck Fest [Re: TheFakeSunRa] * 1
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McNabb to the Vikings



McNabb has already proven he can't win it all. Poor Vikings. They're never gonna got get it.


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[quote]Asante said:
You constantly make posts thatr fling middle school insults at people you don't like mixed in with maladjusted psychopathic comments about wanting to beat up the other poster with a crowbar.

You know how shit you are, you just don't give a fuck for precisely that reason.

I disendorse you.[/quote]

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Edited by AnonymousRabbit (05/19/22 12:40 AM)

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Re: Free Agency Fuck Fest [Re: TheFakeSunRa]
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TheFakeSunRa said:
Penguarky Tunguin said:
Thank Christ, ORTON.  GET THE FUCK OUTTAHERE, NECK BEARD.



If you're a Broncos fan, do you really want Tebow running shit every Sunday? Orton can hit a target. Tebow can hit a pick-6.



I like your opinion, because it's found on the tongue of every would-be sportscaster, analyst and fanatic.  My question to you is: Have you ever seen Orton play for more than one play/series/game?  If so, then you should be well-versed enough to know the guy has the mental fortitude of a LA Lakers cheerleader.  He falls down at the slightest breeze, has the the arm of a over-cooked noodle, and looks as if he should be whipped with a chain for pissing on the floor.

I'd take Tebow's mental and physical toughness over Orton's prancing, tip-toe bullshit any day of the week.  Plus, it seems as if the offense is being restructured for Tebow anyway.  The top 3 receivers are now Lloyd, Royal, and the sophomore Decker, who are all undersize and lightning fast.  Tebow is basically a fullback who CAN actually throw the damn ball.  He's gonna be scary once he learns the position a bit better, but he'll always be a runner, that won't change.

As for his religious leanings, however, he can go fuck his mother on that one...


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Re: Free Agency Fuck Fest [Re: AnonymousRabbit]
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Yup, Bush to Miami.



I dunno how much sense that makes but OK.



Haynseworth to Patriots could be scarey.  But why do they need him if they already have Wilfork?


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Re: Free Agency Fuck Fest [Re: LiquidSmoke]
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But then again, if they plan on converting Haynesworth to a 3-4 Defensive End....that could be a genius and scarey thing.


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Re: Free Agency Fuck Fest [Re: LiquidSmoke]
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LiquidSmoke said:
Yup, Bush to Miami.

I dunno how much sense that makes but OK.



because both Ricky and Ronnie are FA's.  Doubt they can afford both.  Hence why they used a 2nd round pick on Daniel Thomas. 

I'd love to see one of them in Black and Gold, Especially Ricky.  either one would fit right in the scheme.

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Re: Free Agency Fuck Fest [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
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Penguarky Tunguin said:
Thank Christ, ORTON.  GET THE FUCK OUTTAHERE, NECK BEARD.



Yo Mr. Penguin. Do you want Tebow running the ball or throwing the rock. If you want a mike Vick type QB then he needs to learn how to throw like a QB. Tebow has good work ethic, maybe he could become a all down QB. For now I would be happy to take Orton to the Dolphins, he is a good qb with experience with Marshall. We have RB to run the ball and no team should risk the main position for a couple of yards more than 3 times a game

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Re: Free Agency Fuck Fest [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
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As for his religious leanings, however, he can go fuck his mother on that one...



That's so sweet I'm gonna go ahead and give the whole argument to you. Point. Set. Match.


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[quote]Asante said:
You constantly make posts thatr fling middle school insults at people you don't like mixed in with maladjusted psychopathic comments about wanting to beat up the other poster with a crowbar.

You know how shit you are, you just don't give a fuck for precisely that reason.

I disendorse you.[/quote]

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Re: Free Agency Fuck Fest [Re: TheFakeSunRa]
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fatty and 85 to pats


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[quote]Asante said:
You constantly make posts thatr fling middle school insults at people you don't like mixed in with maladjusted psychopathic comments about wanting to beat up the other poster with a crowbar.

You know how shit you are, you just don't give a fuck for precisely that reason.

I disendorse you.[/quote]

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