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Your most embarassing/ akward boner moment?
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What's  some of the most akward/embarasing moments you've had a hard on? I don't think I've ever been in a bad situation I can remember but what about you guys

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Re: Your most embarassing/ akward boner moment? [Re: AlbinoMonk]
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I got a boner in 8th grade while in geography class and ended up poking someone with it while trying to creep my way out of the room, so I grabbed my hand and yelled something about jamming my finger.:facepalm:


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Re: Your most embarassing/ akward boner moment? [Re: blewmeanie]
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Everyday in Junior high?

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Re: Your most embarassing/ akward boner moment? [Re: blewmeanie]
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Third grade when I was asked to solve a problem at the board out of the blue.

Teacher: "FuzedBox, why don't you solve this one?"
Me: "Uh, I feel kinda sick and don't want to."
Teacher: "Get over it and solve it for us; since you think you know enough to ignore the lesson"
Me: (Damnit!) Kind of shuffled to the board and took my time with the problem.

Felt bad, man.


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Re: Your most embarassing/ akward boner moment? [Re: blewmeanie]
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blewmeanie said:
I got a boner in 8th grade while in geography class and ended up poking someone with it while trying to creep my way out of the room, so I grabbed my hand and yelled something about jamming my finger.:facepalm:


That's hilarious! So is your signature.

I've always just tucked it under the waistband/belt, as to avoid such moments.

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Re: Your most embarassing/ akward boner moment? [Re: FuzedBox]
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You got boners in third grade?


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Re: Your most embarassing/ akward boner moment? [Re: mescalinician]
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Sure did, around the time I figured touching myself felt good. :naughty:


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Re: Your most embarassing/ akward boner moment? [Re: AlbinoMonk]
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I personally haven't had any bad boner experiences. I've always managed to flip a waistband tuck just in time...

But as for a friend of mine..

A buddy of mine in 10th grade went to the bathroom and came back to class with his boner tucked under his waistband, only the head was actually in front of his shirt and thus visible to anyone who looked at him LOL. He didn't notice until another one of my friends told him. :lolsy:


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Re: Your most embarassing/ akward boner moment? [Re: mescalinician]
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mescalinician said:
I personally haven't had any bad boner experiences. I've always managed to flip a waistband tuck just in time...

But as for a friend of mine..

A buddy of mine in 10th grade went to the bathroom and came back to class with his boner tucked under his waistband, only the head was actually in front of his shirt and thus visible to anyone who looked at him LOL. He didn't notice until another one of my friends told him. :lolsy:


:lol:


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Re: Your most embarassing/ akward boner moment? [Re: mescalinician]
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Re: Your most embarassing/ akward boner moment? [Re: sum0]
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This thready is making me laugh. Why the hell are dicks funny? :lol:


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Re: Your most embarassing/ akward boner moment? [Re: sum0]
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Actually with my X-girlfriend. Before we got to getter the first time we kissed. We were on a cruise ship and the sky was full of start. At the top deck, alone. :laugh: Mots romantic situation I ever been in, like fresh out of a movie! But of course I had a hard-on. :p

I had a hard time not revealing it. And I asked her later if she noticed, and she did not.

But I imagine it could have been a rather embarrassing outcome, instead of the beautiful night it was. :wink:

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Re: Your most embarassing/ akward boner moment? [Re: Brugman]
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Brugman said:
I've always just tucked it under the waistband/belt, as to avoid such moments.


In high school we called these "rocky mountain risers".


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Re: Your most embarassing/ akward boner moment? [Re: robbyberto]
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None for myself (I'm also a fan of the waistband) but a friend of mine had the lead part in the school play my 8th grade year.  He had a five minute speech and came onstage with a boner and a bright red face.  Right in front of the entire school.

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Re: Your most embarassing/ akward boner moment? [Re: tr20josh] * 1
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I was in the bush whacking off over this girl but a police man came and asked me what i was doing,
i told him i was just resting in the bush but he saw my throbbing rager and arrested me

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Re: Your most embarassing/ akward boner moment? [Re: AlbinoMonk]
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ehh never really had an awkward situation with a boner

the only time i can think of was this chick was giving me a bj but she forgot she had gum in her mouth so after a minute or two she stopped and noticed gum was stringed all over my dick. it was more hilarious than awkard though, we both laughed about it for a sec then she got all the gum off and we proceeded to go about our business  :doggystyle:

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Re: Your most embarassing/ akward boner moment? [Re: tr20josh]
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in martial arts, I mean your young the shit has a mind of its own, not much you can do but wave it around. :boobs:


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Re: Your most embarassing/ akward boner moment? [Re: snoot]
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I'm lucky and didn't have too many close calls as a kid.


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Re: Your most embarassing/ akward boner moment? [Re: snoot]
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snoot said:
in martial arts, I mean your young the shit has a mind of its own, not much you can do but wave it around. :boobs:


As you are shaken from your reverie, you find an opponent has approached and it is indeed your time to spar; the world feels doomed.

Turn back to back to page 10 to try again.

Turn to page 49 to enter fight with erection in tact.


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Re: Your most embarassing/ akward boner moment? [Re: FuzedBox]
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