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OfflineFritzs_caindealer
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BONERS IN HIGH SCHOOL
    #2075444 - 11/06/03 01:00 AM (13 years, 1 month ago)

remember sitting there, your mind on nothing in particular and then all of a sudden BANG!!! you pop a boner. and then wouldn't you know it, you got get up instead of riding it out and waiting for it to go down again. as luck would have it, you've got to do an oral presentation on why pornography is morally wrong, and there you are with your dick visibly in erection through your ugly grey uniform pants!!!

the shame,the humiliation, but every brother's been there

a penny for your thoughts/comments/analogies/stories
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And then at night I would wonder:
Had I been wasting all my time enjoying the sweet taste of Tennasse bourbon, brownest of the brown liquors? Where was my girlfriend? Where was my car? Who's bed was I lying on? Which state was I in? And I got that sad feeling to make me cry...


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Re: BONERS IN HIGH SCHOOL [Re: Fritzs_caindealer]
    #2075460 - 11/06/03 01:05 AM (13 years, 1 month ago)

Fuck that man. If I had to give any presentation I would refuse to go up. Its better to wait till the fucker goes down than being humiliated in front of everybody.


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Re: BONERS IN HIGH SCHOOL [Re: Fritzs_caindealer]
    #2075461 - 11/06/03 01:05 AM (13 years, 1 month ago)

you had to do a presentation on why pornography is morally wrong??

thats some fucked up shit right there.

In a catholic school no less.



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Re: BONERS IN HIGH SCHOOL [Re: Fritzs_caindealer]
    #2075466 - 11/06/03 01:06 AM (13 years, 1 month ago)

Ah yes, the "PupTent" effect! :grin: A strategically placed textbook can work wonders!   


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OfflineFritzs_caindealer
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Re: BONERS IN HIGH SCHOOL [Re: Fritzs_caindealer]
    #2075487 - 11/06/03 01:12 AM (13 years, 1 month ago)

i remembered just now, this time i got called into the vice-principals office. she saw me and told me to go inside and sit down while she went to make some photocopies. on here desk was a copy of Club International, she had taken it from one of my friends earlier in the day (hey we were only twelve at the time) i flipped through the pages, paying especially close attention to the pinups of these two AZN twins wrestling in one of those little kid pools. when the vice principal returned, i was hard as fuck.

i kept trying to get my mind off it, but damn it was of no use.
then the unthinkable happens: she notices the magazine is open, i had forgotten to close it. trying to keep a straight face, while those two azn twins stared at me, mocked me, while the vice principal was yelling to me about proper conduct, the whole time with my hands in pockets, the left one trying to put my dick into a better, more conceiled position from the "out there" one.

anyway, i don't remember what happened after, but i was glad she didn't call my parents. as i look back on it now...fuck it cracks me up


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And then at night I would wonder:
Had I been wasting all my time enjoying the sweet taste of Tennasse bourbon, brownest of the brown liquors? Where was my girlfriend? Where was my car? Who's bed was I lying on? Which state was I in? And I got that sad feeling to make me cry...


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Re: BONERS IN HIGH SCHOOL [Re: Fritzs_caindealer]
    #2075499 - 11/06/03 01:16 AM (13 years, 1 month ago)

nah, not really an oral it was more of a debate thing...i was all for adult entertainment, along with the rest of the guys of course, excluding Vladimir, weird fucker he was.

and when i got called up, i made sure my poster board included some pics showing alot of skin, i think i had glued a pic of Asia Carrera using a dildo...i guess to prove my point heh heh. i was disqualified...for the use of posterboard (a nono in a debate).



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And then at night I would wonder:
Had I been wasting all my time enjoying the sweet taste of Tennasse bourbon, brownest of the brown liquors? Where was my girlfriend? Where was my car? Who's bed was I lying on? Which state was I in? And I got that sad feeling to make me cry...


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Re: BONERS IN HIGH SCHOOL [Re: Fritzs_caindealer]
    #2075544 - 11/06/03 01:30 AM (13 years, 1 month ago)

haha boners kick ass


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Re: BONERS IN HIGH SCHOOL [Re: Fritzs_caindealer]
    #2075668 - 11/06/03 02:02 AM (13 years, 1 month ago)

One time during a chemistry lab I popped a boner while standing a few feet from my lab partner. I didn't move and she saw it and gasped.


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Re: BONERS IN HIGH SCHOOL [Re: Fritzs_caindealer]
    #2075727 - 11/06/03 02:17 AM (13 years, 1 month ago)

underwear has elastic bands for a reason ---> pull yer dick outta your boxers (or briefs, or thong, or whatever) about half an inch and they'll keep it from tenting up on you in class

oh yeah, I almost forgot to mention - this doesn't work quite as well if you sag your pants  :wink: 


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Re: BONERS IN HIGH SCHOOL [Re: Fritzs_caindealer]
    #2075934 - 11/06/03 03:37 AM (13 years, 1 month ago)

I'm wondering just what this thread is doing in The Pub...

1) If "Boners in High School" is the name of a band, then it should be in the Music, Arts, and Literature forum.

2) If it is a problem, then it should be in the Support Group forum.

3) Otherwise it should be in OTD. :smirk:


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Re: BONERS IN HIGH SCHOOL [Re: Papaver]
    #2075939 - 11/06/03 03:43 AM (13 years, 1 month ago)

I agree...

the people in the PUB need to be protected from this kind of filth  :wink:


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Re: BONERS IN HIGH SCHOOL [Re: Muppet]
    #2075971 - 11/06/03 04:01 AM (13 years, 1 month ago)

:wink:


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Re: BONERS IN HIGH SCHOOL [Re: Papaver]
    #2075979 - 11/06/03 04:04 AM (13 years, 1 month ago)

hehehe...I think it's funny how pretty much every thread I post in over in the PUB winds up here shortly afterwords


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Re: BONERS IN HIGH SCHOOL [Re: Muppet]
    #2075989 - 11/06/03 04:10 AM (13 years, 1 month ago)

Alright, which Mod is the wise guy and moved this back to the pub? :wink:


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Re: BONERS IN HIGH SCHOOL [Re: Muppet]
    #2075990 - 11/06/03 04:11 AM (13 years, 1 month ago)

Hah, there's nothing wrong with this being in the Pub.  I'm sure the drunks will love to rant on about something like this :grin:

But yea, I remember these unwanted invaders.  Shit, I've had 'em pop up in the midst of a piano lesson way back when :shocked:

The strategically placed textbook/bag/etc is a good method in front of others - but especially the ol' tuck trick.  Tuckin' it under the band is the only way I can tell Shaft to go down.. works perfect everytime :thumbup:
 


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Re: BONERS IN HIGH SCHOOL [Re: geokills]
    #2077163 - 11/06/03 03:26 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

YEAH DAMN IT, IT'S CASUALT CONVERSATION AND SUITED TO THE PUB and the general ambiance of the pub, indeed.
This is not a problem, it DOES NOT belong in support group central, boners are a common thing in life, just like yawning and things of the fucking sort, who took the jelly outta your donut

i challenge geo kill to a duel, hazaa
it belongs here HERE HERRRRRRE

good day to you sir...


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And then at night I would wonder:
Had I been wasting all my time enjoying the sweet taste of Tennasse bourbon, brownest of the brown liquors? Where was my girlfriend? Where was my car? Who's bed was I lying on? Which state was I in? And I got that sad feeling to make me cry...


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Re: BONERS IN HIGH SCHOOL [Re: Fritzs_caindealer]
    #2077182 - 11/06/03 03:30 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

no not geokill, sorry ol' chap. i challenge uhmmm both Papaver (wise guy huh?) and the one called Muppet: my patience has been tested, i will not abide another rude remark against the will of nature who's force is present in every aspect of human life, including BONERS!!!!

HAZZAA


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And then at night I would wonder:
Had I been wasting all my time enjoying the sweet taste of Tennasse bourbon, brownest of the brown liquors? Where was my girlfriend? Where was my car? Who's bed was I lying on? Which state was I in? And I got that sad feeling to make me cry...


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Re: BONERS IN HIGH SCHOOL [Re: Fritzs_caindealer]
    #2077228 - 11/06/03 03:42 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

You remind me of somone. Do you have an account on Yahooka by any chance?

The way you phrase things and the way you talk about boners with the use of the word Hazzaa just makes me question who you are...

Not a bad thing per se. Just wondering...

bf6
:lipsrsealed:


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Re: BONERS IN HIGH SCHOOL [Re: Fritzs_caindealer]
    #2077235 - 11/06/03 03:44 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

I am he they call Muppet...

Hear my words young grasshopper - you know not what you are up against...I would suggest you put all such notions of challenging me to rest, for the Madmin and I make a powerful adversary - we are not one to be triffled with. I come bearing the awesome power of goatse...and my partner pap-smear can anihilate you with but one mighty keystroke with is uber admin privlages. Returneth now to the rock from which thou hast craweth out from under and tempt me no more. For I shall be forced to smite thee with all my vengance if thou dost nought.


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Re: BONERS IN HIGH SCHOOL [Re: Muppet]
    #2077237 - 11/06/03 03:45 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

hehehe...I dissed him really old skool style  :grin: 


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