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Re: BONERS IN HIGH SCHOOL [Re: Muppet]
    #2077348 - 11/06/03 04:18 PM (18 years, 1 month ago)

Ha I forgot about those crazy lil fuckers. I would always do the dip and slip. As you get up you dip you hand in grab you junk and slip it between your belt and cary on like your not a young lil perv.


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Re: BONERS IN HIGH SCHOOL [Re: Muppet]
    #2077352 - 11/06/03 04:19 PM (18 years, 1 month ago)

You did, I've seen this thread somewhere before.  :nut:


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Re: BONERS IN HIGH SCHOOL [Re: Fritzs_caindealer]
    #2077357 - 11/06/03 04:20 PM (18 years, 1 month ago)

I remember those.. and when the bell rang youd have to put your folder infont of your pants till it went down. heh


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Re: BONERS IN HIGH SCHOOL [Re: Muppet]
    #2077369 - 11/06/03 04:23 PM (18 years, 1 month ago)

SmitethleZ! :grin:

or is it SmotethleZ? :wink:


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Re: BONERS IN HIGH SCHOOL [Re: Papaver]
    #2077421 - 11/06/03 04:50 PM (18 years, 1 month ago)

Acutally on topic:

As far as classroom wood goes, it's usually something you could just sidepipe (jam down one pants leg).

For a real boner problem, try swim trunks

You have to put a hand in pocket to provide a decoy bulge.

"Here's a hand in my pocket, to give you the luxury of thinking that MAYBE, just MAYBE, that other bulge might not be my cock"


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Re: BONERS IN HIGH SCHOOL [Re: Kid_Orgo]
    #2077489 - 11/06/03 05:16 PM (18 years, 1 month ago)

most of my growth spurt was in my pants, and it wasnt long before i couldnt wear sweatpant, i was pretty shy but my dong was big like a flashlight, i remember i would wear 2-3 pairs of underware to hide it.

if i could do it all over again, i would wear that tent in full pitch for all to see and what could they do? id trot that monster out front like i was picking pockets.  never had any luck with women being a shy dork, i wonder how i would have done as a bone waver :smile:


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Re: BONERS IN HIGH SCHOOL [Re: Fritzs_caindealer]
    #2077726 - 11/06/03 06:46 PM (18 years, 1 month ago)

Yea I hate when they just come out of nowhere and class is about to end. You try not to think about it , but then it gets worse lol.


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Re: BONERS IN HIGH SCHOOL [Re: barfightlard]
    #2080515 - 11/07/03 11:53 AM (18 years, 30 days ago)

YEAH alright good feedback,

i guess i should make a thread about getting a boner at a family dinner, with all your relatives there

hazaa for the firtz's caindealer

(little do they know that now that i have their trust, i will handstring them and steal their SUGARCRISP, can't get enough o'that sugarcrisp, hhaaaaah hahhh)


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Had I been wasting all my time enjoying the sweet taste of Tennasse bourbon, brownest of the brown liquors? Where was my girlfriend? Where was my car? Who's bed was I lying on? Which state was I in? And I got that sad feeling to make me cry...


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Re: BONERS IN HIGH SCHOOL [Re: Fritzs_caindealer]
    #2080798 - 11/07/03 01:36 PM (18 years, 30 days ago)

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Fritzs_caindealer said:
(little do they know that now that i have their trust, i will handstring them and steal their SUGARCRISP, can't get enough o'that sugarcrisp, hhaaaaah hahhh)




Uuummm, I think you mean HAMstring, dude.


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Re: BONERS IN HIGH SCHOOL [Re: BigNerd]
    #2080907 - 11/07/03 02:09 PM (18 years, 30 days ago)

I always just tucked my boner up under my belt... works great unless your shirt is riding up or somethin... heh


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Re: BONERS IN HIGH SCHOOL [Re: Suffer]
    #2081211 - 11/07/03 03:56 PM (18 years, 30 days ago)

Yep Suffer I call that the dip and slip.


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Re: BONERS IN HIGH SCHOOL [Re: BigNerd]
    #2083648 - 11/08/03 12:30 PM (18 years, 29 days ago)

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BigNerd said:
Quote:

Fritzs_caindealer said:
(little do they know that now that i have their trust, i will handstring them and steal their SUGARCRISP, can't get enough o'that sugarcrisp, hhaaaaah hahhh)




Uuummm, I think you mean HAMstring, dude.




isn't your screen name from a poem usually read in high school?

don't you hate going to clubs and then when you're dancing and this girl sticks her ass right on your dick and you get a boner but your jeans are putting you in a state of agony, and you want to take 'em off...because you think to yourself: "ohhh....the relief i crave"
then just when you can't bear it anymore, the girl you're dancing with leads you to the bathroom and procedes to suck your dick...

man to this day i sitll don't know what felt better, the relief of taking oFf my jeans or her lips on my cock...

YOWZA


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And then at night I would wonder:
Had I been wasting all my time enjoying the sweet taste of Tennasse bourbon, brownest of the brown liquors? Where was my girlfriend? Where was my car? Who's bed was I lying on? Which state was I in? And I got that sad feeling to make me cry...


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Re: BONERS IN HIGH SCHOOL [Re: Fritzs_caindealer]
    #2086120 - 11/09/03 09:05 AM (18 years, 28 days ago)

i used to get the biggest boner everyday in english...god damn it sucked! .. thank god i never had to stand up in front of class.


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Re: BONERS IN HIGH SCHOOL [Re: Cheebatoke]
    #2086123 - 11/09/03 09:09 AM (18 years, 28 days ago)

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Cheebatoke said:
I remember those.. and when the bell rang youd have to put your folder infont of your pants till it went down. heh




lol, that's what I did.


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Re: BONERS IN HIGH SCHOOL [Re: Earth_Droid]
    #2093757 - 11/11/03 08:47 PM (18 years, 26 days ago)

yeah, and what sucks is theyre always right before the bell!!! im still in high school so im still dealin with the whole boners in front of your class thing.


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Re: BONERS IN HIGH SCHOOL [Re: abhi]
    #2094034 - 11/11/03 10:05 PM (18 years, 26 days ago)

ah yeah high school: dreaming about sex with the attractive substitute teacher, with her mini skirt, showing off her legs...her lips moving to the tune of some Barry White song, saying: "pervert, you want a detention?" but you hear: "my husband won't be home tonight, he has a meeting, do you follow me, hot boy?"

get hard and have to go to the office, for the third time in one day...

ah fond memories


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And then at night I would wonder:
Had I been wasting all my time enjoying the sweet taste of Tennasse bourbon, brownest of the brown liquors? Where was my girlfriend? Where was my car? Who's bed was I lying on? Which state was I in? And I got that sad feeling to make me cry...


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Re: BONERS IN HIGH SCHOOL [Re: Fritzs_caindealer]
    #2094145 - 11/11/03 10:31 PM (18 years, 26 days ago)

Hahah, one of the wonders of being female is that we can get as horny as we want in the least appropriate places and times and no one ever has to know. There's no obvious evidence demanding attention.

As far as boner stories go, one of my friends did a presentation in English class wearing only his boxers and it happened, yep, right in front of the class. The teacher thought it was the funniest thing she'd seen all day and threw him his pants and let him finish later:D

She was the best teacher I ever had, no joke.


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