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Re: What hand do you wipe your ass with?

[Re: legallyhomeless]
#12053276 - 02/18/10 11:15 AM (16 years, 7 months ago)

legallyhomeless said:

I too stand up. More of a sumo position as you put it. And when I go to public restrooms I NEVER sit on toilets. I NEVER EVER have. Its too easy to just hover over it.

Now that makes me feel better, i'm not the only one who does it. i don't know where it came from, i just always have done it that way. and for those who have never tried it i suggest giving it a shot. can you say epiphany!!! :thumbup:

:thumbup:

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Re: What hand do you wipe your ass with?

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#12053422 - 02/18/10 11:37 AM (16 years, 7 months ago)

my leg muscles are like a fucking bulls now :thumbup:

:thumbup:

the ladies love a hard groinial region.

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Re: What hand do you wipe your ass with?

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#12053426 - 02/18/10 11:38 AM (16 years, 7 months ago)

I'm not sure if we are talking about the same position, but I am a strong advocate of the squatting position for everytime it comes to shitting.

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Re: What hand do you wipe your ass with?

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#12053477 - 02/18/10 11:54 AM (16 years, 7 months ago)

Like this:

here's a pic of me that i just took to help demonstrate:

Maybe I'll write up a TEK for everyone to try!!

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Re: What hand do you wipe your ass with?

[Re: zigzag]
#12053481 - 02/18/10 11:55 AM (16 years, 7 months ago)

WTF is he doing ?,,, :rofl:

:rofl:

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Re: What hand do you wipe your ass with?

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#12053493 - 02/18/10 11:57 AM (16 years, 7 months ago)

What?!... I'm just chillaxin fool!

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Re: What hand do you wipe your ass with?

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#12053502 - 02/18/10 11:59 AM (16 years, 7 months ago)

haha yes, thats the position Im talking about too...

I can drop a deuce within 1 minute usually. Longer shits in a public bathroom are harder because of having to squat. Your legs dont burn? maybe I go down with my squat further then you?

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Re: What hand do you wipe your ass with?

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#12053508 - 02/18/10 11:59 AM (16 years, 7 months ago)

He gonna shot his cock :dontspillme:

:dontspillme:

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Re: What hand do you wipe your ass with?

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#12053510 - 02/18/10 11:59 AM (16 years, 7 months ago)

nice1 said:

You wipe your ass with your hand? Yuck.

I use toilet paper.

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Re: What hand do you wipe your ass with?

[Re: zigzag]
#12053523 - 02/18/10 12:02 PM (16 years, 7 months ago)

zigzag said:

What?!... I'm just chillaxin fool!

Seen that one man, never seen the first one lol.

Looking gooood !

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Re: What hand do you wipe your ass with?

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#12053535 - 02/18/10 12:05 PM (16 years, 7 months ago)

guns and gh3 :rockon:

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Re: What hand do you wipe your ass with?

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#12053543 - 02/18/10 12:07 PM (16 years, 7 months ago)

word

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Re: What hand do you wipe your ass with?

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#12053642 - 02/18/10 12:25 PM (16 years, 7 months ago)

dis how i poop

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Re: What hand do you wipe your ass with?

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#12053706 - 02/18/10 12:34 PM (16 years, 7 months ago)

THAT'S HOT

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Re: What hand do you wipe your ass with?

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#12053987 - 02/18/10 01:14 PM (16 years, 7 months ago)

:foreheadslap:

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Re: What hand do you wipe your ass with?

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#12054850 - 02/18/10 03:37 PM (16 years, 7 months ago)

legallyhomeless said:

leftysurprise said:

im going to guess the left hand is the one they are funny about. around the world left hands are considered dirty. because thats the hand everyone wipes their asses with.

Im right handed and wipe with my right. I wouldnt have any control if I used my left. Slippage in that area is NOT good.

lol, well thats because you were raised in the west. over here we have toilet paper and it is not taboo to be a left handed person. over in the middle east, asia, asia minor and i believe africa where they do not have these luxuries(the poor), they are raised to be right handed because it is taboo because the left hand is what that use exclusively, without toilet paper, to wipe their asses.

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Re: What hand do you wipe your ass with?

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#12056797 - 02/18/10 08:51 PM (16 years, 7 months ago)

Nat Geo, Taboo: Lefties

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