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What hand do you wipe your ass with?
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leftysurprise said:
im going to guess the left hand is the one they are funny about.    around the world left hands are considered dirty.  because thats the hand everyone wipes their asses with.



Im right handed and wipe with my right. I wouldnt have any control if I used my left. Slippage in that area is NOT good.


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Re: What hand do you wipe your ass with? [Re: legallyhomeless]
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Couldn't agree more.


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Re: What hand do you wipe your ass with? [Re: legallyhomeless]
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legallyhomeless said:
leftysurprise said:
im going to guess the left hand is the one they are funny about.    around the world left hands are considered dirty.  because thats the hand everyone wipes their asses with.



Im right handed and wipe with my right. I wouldnt have any control if I used my left. Slippage in that area is NOT good.


I'm left-handed and wipe with my right.  :grin:


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Re: What hand do you wipe your ass with? [Re: Everlong]
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none, i use this cat scratching post to wipe my ass with
it works out my legs because it's like doing a few squats

i dont understand why cats dont do that, fuck litter boxes


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Re: What hand do you wipe your ass with? [Re: Everlong]
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thank you for sharing


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Re: What hand do you wipe your ass with? [Re: legallyhomeless]
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Left-handed, wipe with my right.

I do pretty much everything with my right hand, but write, paint, and draw with my left.

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Re: What hand do you wipe your ass with? [Re: legallyhomeless]
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weird. I can do a lot with my left but I never really do.


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Re: What hand do you wipe your ass with? [Re: legallyhomeless]
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just so you know... all urinals have the flush handle on the left side, presumably b/c most people are right handed and therefor
hold their cocks w/ their right hand while they urinate.

but us lefties hold our cocks in our left hands and then flush w/ our left hand. so in short, when you flush you touch my cock in a proximate manner.

gotta get back at you righties anyway we can.  :supercrankey:

and to answer the question at hand.... i wipe w/ my L hand.


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Re: What hand do you wipe your ass with? [Re: legallyhomeless]
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The real question, is do you wipe from the front or the back? I lift up the balls and go from the front. With either hand.
:awedrugs:


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Re: What hand do you wipe your ass with? [Re: mongo lloyd]
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ive never heard of going in through the front.

:themoreyouknow:


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If it weren't for the bloody corpses, I wouldn't have any corpses at all.

There are two ways to get to the top of an oak tree: start climbing or sit on an acorn.

Are you a carrot, an egg, or a coffee bean?

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Re: What hand do you wipe your ass with? [Re: MrBump]
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MrBump said:
ive never heard of going in through the front.

:themoreyouknow:


I got more control that way. If I go from behind, I ain't got no clue where I am.


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Re: What hand do you wipe your ass with? [Re: MrBump]
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I use to wipe up but then I realized that it just smears shit up my crack. If you wipe down then it cuts it off and leaves no dingle berries.

When I piss I hold my pants down with my thumb and grab my meat with me left even though Im right handed.

I dont like to use zippers anymore. Its just as each to pull the front of my pants down.

can we stick to doody talk please?


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Re: What hand do you wipe your ass with? [Re: mongo lloyd]
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mongo lloyd said:
MrBump said:
ive never heard of going in through the front.

:themoreyouknow:


I got more control that way. If I go from behind, I ain't got no clue where I am.


do you ever slip and you sling poo on your wrist? or put down a nice fudge trail on the underside of your balls? I can see a lot of hazards using your method.


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Re: What hand do you wipe your ass with? [Re: Moronicus]
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Moronicus said:
none, i use this cat scratching post to wipe my ass with
it works out my legs because it's like doing a few squats



:rofldrunk:

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Re: What hand do you wipe your ass with? [Re: Mike_yy]
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I'm left handed and I wipe with my left hand.

I got all kinds of wiping techniques too! Front to back, back to front, and the fancy bare hand water splash maneuver.

When I was traveling in India, the culture there holds the left hand as the one to wipe the ass [as do many places in this world] and therefore reserve it for this task and other 'unclean' tasks only. It was a real problem for me, if I would pass someone money or pass the joint with my left hand [which happened often being left handed] could lead to a misunderstanding. Also got weird stares eating with my left hand, at times.

Eventually I got used to it all enough though, and I was sure a pro with the left handed wiping already... so :shrug:

I think it happens because in ancient times, when hygiene was low, this was the method used to keep healthy. One hand literally was cleaner than the other, saved for certain activities to keep it clean. Especially in desert cultures, where both water and leaves are scarce and probably would have been too expensive for the vast majority to waste on shit.

Not sure why the left hand is chosen, but it's gone back for a long time that right hand is good left hand is bad.


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Re: What hand do you wipe your ass with? [Re: Mike_yy]
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well here's a question... who stands up to wipe?  i think most people stay seated but to me that doesn't make sense, i'm not gonna stick my hand down inside the toilet where my hand is in such a confined space.  and contrary to what some will surely say..'if you stand up you will smear poo all over yer crack', i say this;  it's all in the technique, you have to master what i call the 'sumo stance' hence one stands in a squatted like position, therefore, avoiding the smearage.


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Re: What hand do you wipe your ass with? [Re: legallyhomeless]
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legallyhomeless said:
mongo lloyd said:
MrBump said:
ive never heard of going in through the front.

:themoreyouknow:


I got more control that way. If I go from behind, I ain't got no clue where I am.


do you ever slip and you sling poo on your wrist? or put down a nice fudge trail on the underside of your balls? I can see a lot of hazards using your method.


That's why you lift the sack up. I go in from the front, but I wipe from the back, it's easy. If I went from behind I'd smear shit all over myself.

This thread is :lolsy:


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Re: What hand do you wipe your ass with? [Re: shivas.wisdom]
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I thought the left hand thing was a superstition thing but i've been educated.

I'm left handed, use the right. I have different styles depending on the poo,, :lol:.
Some need special attention, the water splash is reserved for special occasions.

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well here's a question... who stands up to wipe?



Never progressed beyond the usual butt spread position,, fuckin lol.

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Re: What hand do you wipe your ass with? [Re: legallyhomeless]
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You wipe your ass with your hand?    Yuck.

I use toilet paper.:hehehe:

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Re: What hand do you wipe your ass with? [Re: Mike_yy]
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I too stand up. More of a sumo position as you put it. And when I go to public restrooms I NEVER sit on toilets. I NEVER EVER have. Its too easy to just hover over it.

This one guy I use to know was taught by his father to wash his ass after every shit. Literally after ever shit he would turn on the tub and wash his crack.


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