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ass adapter
    #4750746 - 10/03/05 08:13 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

it's my new product idea.

it's a toilet seat adapter that affixes to the
existing seat to accommodate a larger ass.

I think this could really take off in jesusland.


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Re: ass adapter [Re: afoaf]
    #4750775 - 10/03/05 08:19 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

The solution is already here:



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Re: ass adapter [Re: afoaf]
    #4750799 - 10/03/05 08:24 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

I think what Americans need is lots and lots of mirrors around the house.


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Re: ass adapter [Re: Silversoul]
    #4750873 - 10/03/05 08:43 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

haha.

:yesnod:


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Re: ass adapter [Re: afoaf]
    #4750880 - 10/03/05 08:44 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

I think I can rig it up so that it expands and folds
up just like those big oval dashboard covers that coil
up in on themselves.

then you could fold it up and carry it in your pocket.


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Re: ass adapter [Re: afoaf]
    #4750884 - 10/03/05 08:45 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

This could be next killer app


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Re: ass adapter [Re: Boom]
    #4750891 - 10/03/05 08:46 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

could be?

I've already filed for patent, buddy.

stand aside, Bill Gates!

Asscrosoft is in the hizzle.


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Re: ass adapter [Re: afoaf]
    #4750897 - 10/03/05 08:48 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

:strokebeard: You could market it snake-oil-salesman style outside of buffets and fast food joints


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Re: ass adapter [Re: Boom]
    #4750909 - 10/03/05 08:52 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

If I could figure out a way to make a bidet plugin
I think I could revolutionize shitting for all those
too fat to wipe their own.


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Re: ass adapter [Re: afoaf]
    #4750983 - 10/03/05 09:09 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

I think there's a huge market for that kind of thing.


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Re: ass adapter [Re: afoaf]
    #4751190 - 10/03/05 09:48 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

This could be big!


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Re: ass adapter [Re: afoaf]
    #4751282 - 10/03/05 10:01 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

ass adapter

That actually sounds like a really good name for a band.


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Re: ass adapter [Re: Ripple]
    #4751292 - 10/03/05 10:02 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Ripple said:
This could be big!




And it should be in order to accommodate all of the oversized asses that exist in America.


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Re: ass adapter [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4751618 - 10/03/05 11:14 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

that is the point, of course.


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Re: ass adapter [Re: afoaf]
    #4751622 - 10/03/05 11:14 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

:imslow:


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