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Re: How many girls have you had sex with? [Re: fee]
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fee said:
I just read this and laughed pretty hard

He said the problem didn't lie with his small penis, but rather your huge vagina.




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koods said:
Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.
Life-long trip report

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Re: How many girls have you had sex with? [Re: DeadPhan]
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DeadPhan said:
gotta love some molly! gets em everytime!  :shrug::awesome:


:grin:


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Re: How many girls have you had sex with? [Re: ThailandBound]
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ThailandBound said:
You just gotta know how to ask. Forget courtship and all that, a guy in prime should be able to bring home an insecure hot girl a couple times a week at least if so wanted to. Sometimes there not hot but always insecure thats what makes em easy. You just have to give them the attention they so want and make them feel special. Its easy



yeah and then the insecure ones will text you every 30 mins just to let you know she sneezed or how much she's in love with you after knowing you a WHOLE WEEK.
and when you move across the country, 2 weeks later you'll get a call from her letting you know she's moving about 30 mins away from you.
FUCK!

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Re: How many girls have you had sex with? [Re: pfxtc]
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:rofl2:

"Unless!"


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Re: How many girls have you had sex with? [Re: blazenn]
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these are the ones that we give the story about joining the peace corp or doing missionary work to. either way she gonna think im leaving the country. LOL


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Re: How many girls have you had sex with? [Re: blazenn]
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Im 24 and have been with over 20 girls. Somewhere in the neighbohood of 24. Many in the 4 years I live in Chicago. A few I'm not proud of. I used to view sexual partners as the measure of manliness. I'm past that insecurity now. Been with the same girl for like a year now.

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Re: How many girls have you had sex with? [Re: p4kSouL]
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p4kSouL said:
This is my pickup line "wanna fuck?".

It has a 100 percent failure rate.


Try this, it works a little better

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1gkno_patton-oswalt-winter-wife_fun


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Re: How many girls have you had sex with? [Re: toader123]
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i think i may be in the lower side of thangs...but only 8 girls for me. 4 were long term gfs and other 4 were just cuz! hah.

i dont mind not having a huge list of girls :shrug:


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Re: How many girls have you had sex with? [Re: nowwhoutthink]
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Wilt champerlain.

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Re: How many girls have you had sex with? [Re: toader123]
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3.  All of them back when I was in college.


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Re: How many girls have you had sex with? [Re: toader123]
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Wow, you pubbers are pitiful.  I've only banged one chick for the last 8 years, but over a 100 before that.  I'm 33 now and I lost my virginity at 17.  So 100 some odd chicks in 8-9 years.  Not too bad, but I could have fucked more if I tried.  At the time I really didn't care, but now that I've been fucking the same girl for so long, I wish I'd done more with my freedom when I had it. 

But really the sex with her is way better than with any of those other girls, so I'm not missing anything.

I have friends that have fucked in the 300's and one that has fucked over 500.  For you guys that haven't been able to get that much, I'll reiterate what a few have already said - be an asshole. That's it.  That's the secret to getting a lot of pussy.


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I keep it real because I think it is important that a highly esteemed individual such as myself keep it real lest they experience the dreaded spontaneous non-existance of no longer keeping it real. - Hagbard Celine

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Re: How many girls have you had sex with? [Re: HagbardCeline]
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HagbardCeline said:
Wow, you pubbers are pitiful.  I've only banged one chick for the last 8 years, but over a 100 before that.  I'm 33 now and I lost my virginity at 17.  So 100 some odd chicks in 8-9 years.  Not too bad, but I could have fucked more if I tried.  At the time I really didn't care, but now that I've been fucking the same girl for so long, I wish I'd done more with my freedom when I had it. 

But really the sex with her is way better than with any of those other girls, so I'm not missing anything.

I have friends that have fucked in the 300's and one that has fucked over 500.  For you guys that haven't been able to get that much, I'll reiterate what a few have already said - be an asshole. That's it.  That's the secret to getting a lot of pussy.


WHy so?  WHy is that so?


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Re: How many girls have you had sex with? [Re: Supreme Slammage]
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I'm 29, well over 300 different females.

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Re: How many girls have you had sex with? [Re: Supreme Slammage]
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my number isnt quite 100 but close enough


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blankk said to fee:
btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.

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Re: How many girls have you had sex with? [Re: Supreme Slammage]
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How the fuck should I know?  I didn't invent female psychology, I just exploited it.


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Re: How many girls have you had sex with? [Re: Supreme Slammage]
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Supreme Slammage said:
HagbardCeline said:
Wow, you pubbers are pitiful.  I've only banged one chick for the last 8 years, but over a 100 before that.  I'm 33 now and I lost my virginity at 17.  So 100 some odd chicks in 8-9 years.  Not too bad, but I could have fucked more if I tried.  At the time I really didn't care, but now that I've been fucking the same girl for so long, I wish I'd done more with my freedom when I had it. 

But really the sex with her is way better than with any of those other girls, so I'm not missing anything.

I have friends that have fucked in the 300's and one that has fucked over 500.  For you guys that haven't been able to get that much, I'll reiterate what a few have already said - be an asshole. That's it.  That's the secret to getting a lot of pussy.


WHy so?  WHy is that so?


Because they want to figure you out, and its not just being an asshole either, its more than just being a dick.  You just need to make them think that you can do better and take them for granted, its fucked up but it does work.  Its not the only way to get consistent vagina either.


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Re: How many girls have you had sex with? [Re: fapjack]
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True, just saying to be an asshole is simplifying it.  You have to know how, how much, and when to do it, but it is a surefire way to bang chicks.


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Re: How many girls have you had sex with? [Re: HagbardCeline]
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19 and i'm 28... there's about 4 or 5 on that list i could've done without, though...


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Re: How many girls have you had sex with? [Re: toader123]
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goodness.  this thread got huge in its short six hour existence.

i'm 23, i've been with 7 or so.  only one was a true one night stand.  and only one was a true relationship.  the rest fell somewhere between the fuzzy fields of multiple-night-stands and fuck-buddies.

in all honesty though, i'm not the biggest fan of the meaningless sex.  i'm content with that number remaining where it is until i find someone i actually like.


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Re: How many girls have you had sex with? [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
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19 years old - 5 (3 of which were girlfriends)


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