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OfflineAborea
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Losing virginity on Monday
    #4444340 - 07/23/05 09:26 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

I am attempting to go up her ass first. Ill even take a few pictures of that for the shroomery. Wish me luck. Oh and should I wear a condom?


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Re: Losing virginity on Monday [Re: Aborea]
    #4444341 - 07/23/05 09:27 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

anal sex?

YES use a condom


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Invisiblethegatewaydrug
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Re: Losing virginity on Monday [Re: Aborea]
    #4444343 - 07/23/05 09:27 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

lol id go for pussy first then work ur way up to the ass. take pics thought for sure:thumbup: haha, yes wear a condom. but how could u be 18 and not have sex yet?


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Re: Losing virginity on Monday [Re: Aborea]
    #4444344 - 07/23/05 09:27 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

If you're going for the poop chute I cannot stress this enough: LUBE. If you're lucky and she doesn't mind taking it in the rear respect that and make it as pleasant as possible. Lube, lube, and more lube. Condoms are usually a good idea.


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Re: Losing virginity on Monday [Re: DNKYD]
    #4444346 - 07/23/05 09:28 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

hang on, he is talking about anal virginity?


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Re: Losing virginity on Monday [Re: loudmouth]
    #4444352 - 07/23/05 09:29 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

he said "go for the ass first" i think its virginity in general


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OfflineAborea
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Re: Losing virginity on Monday [Re: DNKYD]
    #4444361 - 07/23/05 09:31 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

DNKYD said:
If you're going for the poop chute I cannot stress this enough: LUBE. If you're lucky and she doesn't mind taking it in the rear respect that and make it as pleasant as possible. Lube, lube, and more lube. Condoms are usually a good idea.




What can I use for lube that I can find in the house? Like butter or something?


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Re: Losing virginity on Monday [Re: Aborea]
    #4444365 - 07/23/05 09:31 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

As a woman, the gentlemen here have it right.

1. Condom
2. LUBE LUBE LUBE
3. Don't just ram it in there. You have to ease it in, one bit at a time. Go slow at first to see how she likes it.

Why are you going up the ass first? Don't you want to see what pussy is really all about?


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Re: Losing virginity on Monday [Re: Aborea]
    #4444370 - 07/23/05 09:32 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

lol, butter, hehe, nice


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Re: Losing virginity on Monday [Re: Aborea]
    #4444373 - 07/23/05 09:32 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

Baby oil works wonders. Crisco vegetable/cooking oil if you can't find anything else (gets a bit messy). You've got plenty of time to go out and buy some KY.


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Re: Losing virginity on Monday [Re: Aborea]
    #4444377 - 07/23/05 09:33 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

if you're a virgin, PLEASE fuck her in the pussy first. Or else you are just gay or something. I can honestly say anal does not have apeal to me. Unless she was pulling some dirty ATM OTD shit, ya know :smirk:


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Re: Losing virginity on Monday [Re: Aborea]
    #4444378 - 07/23/05 09:33 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

well if he has never had sex, what makes him think he wilL last more than 2 minutes? if he fucks her pussy first his dick would of run out of juice before he attempts the ass

if i was u dude, get used to the pussy 1st


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Re: Losing virginity on Monday [Re: Aborea]
    #4444381 - 07/23/05 09:34 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Aborea said:
Quote:

DNKYD said:
If you're going for the poop chute I cannot stress this enough: LUBE. If you're lucky and she doesn't mind taking it in the rear respect that and make it as pleasant as possible. Lube, lube, and more lube. Condoms are usually a good idea.




What can I use for lube that I can find in the house? Like butter or something?




:projectile:

Geez man, first you're spurting cubensis out in your cum and now you want to use butter for lube in your girls ass. 

Get some lube from the grocery store for the love of god.


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OfflineAborea
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Re: Losing virginity on Monday [Re: thegatewaydrug]
    #4444382 - 07/23/05 09:34 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

thegatewaydrug said:
he said "go for the ass first" i think its virginity in general




Well shes had sex but he did not break her cherry. I am the one whos the virgin. Should we be on mushrooms?


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Re: Losing virginity on Monday [Re: MOTH]
    #4444383 - 07/23/05 09:34 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

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3. Don't just ram it in there. You have to ease it in, one bit at a time. Go slow at first to see how she likes it.




Forgot that one. My suggestion is just go for her pussy first and slip a finger in her bung just to ease it up first. Then pull it out and switch holes. Be gentle.


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Re: Losing virginity on Monday [Re: Aborea]
    #4444385 - 07/23/05 09:34 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

Make sure you get off on a blowjob first, cause without that you're gonna be a sad sad story in bed.


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Re: Losing virginity on Monday [Re: Aborea]
    #4444408 - 07/23/05 09:39 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

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Aborea said:
Quote:

thegatewaydrug said:
he said "go for the ass first" i think its virginity in general




Well shes had sex but he did not break her cherry. I am the one whos the virgin. Should we be on mushrooms?




o man....


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Re: Losing virginity on Monday [Re: Aborea]
    #4444433 - 07/23/05 09:43 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

This thread blows.


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Invisiblethegatewaydrug
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Re: Losing virginity on Monday [Re: Aborea]
    #4444434 - 07/23/05 09:43 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

seriously u r on crack man:lol:

k... no do not shroom, id suggest being sober ur first time, dont go for anal the first time either unless u know u can go for a while, and for the love of god DO NOT USE BUTTER thats messed up


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Invisibleflowstone
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Re: Losing virginity on Monday [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #4444437 - 07/23/05 09:44 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

And look who decided to show up! Peace foolz, it's party time.


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