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Re: How many girls have you had sex with? [Re: pfxtc]
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I have never caught a disease and I dont know how its probably cause I live in nowhereville


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blankk said to fee:
btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.

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Re: How many girls have you had sex with? [Re: fee]
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fee said:
I have never caught a disease and I dont know how its probably cause I live in nowhereville


Man the craziest diseases come from the middle of nowhere


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koods said:
Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.
Life-long trip report

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Re: How many girls have you had sex with? [Re: MisterMuscaria]
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Sometimes when I compare myself to guys whove been with more girls it makes me feel undesirable but it really I just never settle for what I can get.

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Re: How many girls have you had sex with? [Re: pfxtc]
    #11902983 -

maybe they will discover I have a new kind of STD that isnt known to man and call it feeitis


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blankk said to fee:
btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.

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Re: How many girls have you had sex with? [Re: MisterMuscaria]
    #11902988 -

Well the grass is always greener on the other side... until you actually get over there then where u came from starts lookin better again.

But as far as gettin layed id definitely say more pussy would be the greener pasture. For sure.


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:syringe:My First Grow Log

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Re: How many girls have you had sex with? [Re: MisterMuscaria]
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It has nothing to do with settling, you just need to be social and not afraid to fail.  If you are alright looking its really not that hard, and the more you fail the easier it gets.  Being good at reading signs though makes getting shot down less frequent.  Casual sex is over rated though, just find a good girlfriend and don't worry about having to find someone different every time your dick's hard.


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Re: How many girls have you had sex with? [Re: fee]
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fee said:
maybe they will discover I have a new kind of STD that isnt known to man and call it feeitis


That would be so cool, and be a kick ass pick up line.


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koods said:
Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.
Life-long trip report

Edited by pfxtc (01/26/10 12:19 AM)

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Re: How many girls have you had sex with? [Re: pfxtc]
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pfxtc said:
fee said:
maybe they will discover I have a new kind of STD that isnt known to man and call it feeitis


That would be so cool, and be a kick ass pick up line.


yeah for you it would be, you wouldnt have feeitis



































yet  :naughty:


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blankk said to fee:
btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.

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Re: How many girls have you had sex with? [Re: fee]
    #11903030 -

fee said:
pfxtc said:
fee said:
maybe they will discover I have a new kind of STD that isnt known to man and call it feeitis


That would be so cool, and be a kick ass pick up line.


yeah for you it would be, you wouldnt have feeitis



































yet  :naughty:


:eek: :eek:

I need an adult!


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koods said:
Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.
Life-long trip report

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Re: How many girls have you had sex with? [Re: pfxtc]
    #11903037 -

This is my pickup line "wanna fuck?".

It has a 100 percent failure rate.

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Re: How many girls have you had sex with? [Re: fapjack]
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fapjack said:
It has nothing to do with settling, you just need to be social and not afraid to fail.  If you are alright looking its really not that hard, and the more you fail the easier it gets.  Being good at reading signs though makes getting shot down less frequent.  Casual sex is over rated though, just find a good girlfriend and don't worry about having to find someone different every time your dick's hard.


Yeah the thing is I dont want casual sex at all, I want to be with someone on the regular and prefer that.

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Re: How many girls have you had sex with? [Re: p4kSouL]
    #11903051 -

p4kSouL said:
This is my pickup line "wanna fuck?".

It has a 100 percent failure rate.


90% of the time, it works every time.


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koods said:
Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.
Life-long trip report

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Re: How many girls have you had sex with? [Re: pfxtc]
    #11903053 -

73% of all statistics are made up too, haven't you heard?  :smile2:


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We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.

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Re: How many girls have you had sex with? [Re: deCypher]
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deCypher said:
73% of all statistics are made up too, haven't you heard?  :smile2:


I can't even count that high.


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koods said:
Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.
Life-long trip report

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Re: How many girls have you had sex with? [Re: pfxtc]
    #11903061 -

pfxtc said:
p4kSouL said:
This is my pickup line "wanna fuck?".

It has a 100 percent failure rate.


90% of the time, it works every time.



Yeah Im just waiting for them to say "where???!" or "Ive been waiting for a cute guy to ask me that!! Lets fuck in my van"

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Re: How many girls have you had sex with? [Re: p4kSouL]
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p4kSouL said:
pfxtc said:
p4kSouL said:
This is my pickup line "wanna fuck?".

It has a 100 percent failure rate.


90% of the time, it works every time.



Yeah Im just waiting for them to say "where???!" or "Ive been waiting for a cute guy to ask me that!! Lets fuck in my van"


:lol:

I think I'd be more surpised by the fact that she had a van then that she actually said yes.


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koods said:
Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.
Life-long trip report

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Re: How many girls have you had sex with? [Re: pfxtc]
    #11903096 -

pfxtc said:
p4kSouL said:
pfxtc said:
p4kSouL said:
This is my pickup line "wanna fuck?".

It has a 100 percent failure rate.


90% of the time, it works every time.



Yeah Im just waiting for them to say "where???!" or "Ive been waiting for a cute guy to ask me that!! Lets fuck in my van"


:lol:

I think I'd be more surpised by the fact that she had a van then that she actually said yes.


the only girls that say yes to that shit have a van cause they have 6 kids


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blankk said to fee:
btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.

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Re: How many girls have you had sex with? [Re: fee]
    #11903098 -

fee said:
the only girls that say yes to that shit have a van cause they have 6 kids


Well fuck if it's a minivan I'm bolting.


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koods said:
Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.
Life-long trip report

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Re: How many girls have you had sex with? [Re: pfxtc]
    #11903106 -

I just read this and laughed pretty hard

He said the problem didn't lie with his small penis, but rather your huge vagina.


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blankk said to fee:
btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.

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Re: How many girls have you had sex with? [Re: fee]
    #11903108 -

guna try to get a good right on number.  but for now, untill i try to tally it up in my  head, at 28      im at in between 35-45 mark.    on the road, dead tour, phish tour, festivals, orgies, all kindsa stuff
shit shoulda fell off by now.  lol!
gotta love some molly! gets em everytime!  :shrug::awesome:


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Big Gulps!  Alright!  Well,  See ya later!
And if i claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that i dont know!

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