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Re: How many girls have you had sex with? [Re: pfxtc]
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pfxtc said:
I guess my problem is I like girls who are secure :lol:



Sure ya do we all do just haven't found one yet.


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Re: How many girls have you had sex with? [Re: toader123]
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more than some of you guys.

:cool:


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Re: How many girls have you had sex with? [Re: ThailandBound]
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ThailandBound said:
pfxtc said:
I guess my problem is I like girls who are secure :lol:



Sure ya do we all do just haven't found one yet.



isnt that the truth!


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losers always talk about doing their best, winners go home and fuck the prom queen.

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Re: How many girls have you had sex with? [Re: ThailandBound]
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your right they never say that but it makes them want a man more when all they hear about is how good he is



I have reason to believe that sometimes girls keep that information to themselves... :tongue2:


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Re: How many girls have you had sex with? [Re: Ima Trooper]
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Thats funny, i've been with 5 Brittneys, and 4 S
Ima Trooper said:
Cheer up man, have you ever been paid for sex? No? Well then you're only a slut, not a whore. :lol:



:suicide:
No I'm a Whore.
Been paid 3x's.
They were all as jokes at least in the beginning.

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Re: How many girls have you had sex with? [Re: chamberlaindavidd]
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after reading those numbers there is no way im telling you guys


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blankk said to fee:
btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.

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Re: How many girls have you had sex with? [Re: chamberlaindavidd]
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FWIW, I didn't get laid till I was 20, thought I'd die a virgin, until basically this slut who I only tangentially knew got in touch with me, we went on like one date to a bookstore, and then she quite frankly propositioned me. Living the dream! Anyway I was on antidepressants at the time so I fucked her for like 3 hours, never came, but I felt so good afterwards that I was pretty much a tantra/taoist convert from the get-go. And from that point on I felt comfortable around women. We proceeded to have a FUCKED UP relationship for a number of reasons, but hell yeah it was worth it! Sadly she got knocked up and married some white trash douchebag, oh well :tongue2:

Anyway, to all you 20-year-old virgins out there, it's not too late by any means, and if you watch enough porn you'll have the general idea. :thumbup:


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Re: How many girls have you had sex with? [Re: jimbotron]
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for all the guys out there who are virgins/haven't had that many partners, PLEASE do not use porn as your inspiration for what sex should be/is going to be like. 

it's sex, it comes naturally.


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Re: How many girls have you had sex with? [Re: yogabunny]
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Ron Jeremy taught me everything I know.  :sad:

Just kidding.  Let it flow, kids.


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Re: How many girls have you had sex with? [Re: deCypher]
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Has anyone seen that Woody Allen movie "Husbands and Wives"?

The swinger with all the women is desperately lonely, and the husband with the stable family is horribly discontent.

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Re: How many girls have you had sex with? [Re: deCypher]
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I lost my virginity at 13 and im 27


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blankk said to fee:
btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.

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Re: How many girls have you had sex with? [Re: yogabunny]
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yogabunny said:
for all the guys out there who are virgins/haven't had that many partners, PLEASE do not use porn as your inspiration for what sex should be/is going to be like. 

it's sex, it comes naturally.



:lol: I always wondered how it goes for people who try to start sex off like it happens in porn. Like do they position themselves for the camera that's not there? Who knows.


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koods said:
Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

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Re: How many girls have you had sex with? [Re: pfxtc]
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All my bitches... the Dirty Sanchez every first date.  :cool:


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Re: How many girls have you had sex with? [Re: fee]
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fee said:
I lost my virginity at 13 and im 27



and?


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koods said:
Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

Life-long trip report

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Re: How many girls have you had sex with? [Re: pfxtc]
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pfxtc said:
fee said:
I lost my virginity at 13 and im 27



and?



???????????


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blankk said to fee:
btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.

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Re: How many girls have you had sex with? [Re: fee]
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fee said:
pfxtc said:
fee said:
I lost my virginity at 13 and im 27



and?



???????????



Well you said you're not gonna post in here due to other people's replies,

and then you post that.

Are you saying you've been fucking herds of women since you were 13 and you didn't wanna come off up a total slut, or that you've only had sex a few times? :confused: :psychsplit:


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koods said:
Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

Life-long trip report

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Re: How many girls have you had sex with? [Re: pfxtc]
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pfxtc said:
fee said:
pfxtc said:
fee said:
I lost my virginity at 13 and im 27



and?



???????????



Well you said you're not gonna post in here due to other people's replies,

and then you post that.

Are you saying you've been fucking herds of women since you were 13 and you didn't wanna come off up a total slut, or that you've only had sex a few times? :confused: :psychsplit:



way to many


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blankk said to fee:
btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.

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Re: How many girls have you had sex with? [Re: fee]
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Its never to many till you catch death. But hey look at magic he seems to be doing fine


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Re: How many girls have you had sex with? [Re: fee]
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The real question is how many times you ended up with cactus dick, eh


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Re: How many girls have you had sex with? [Re: fee]
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fee said:
Are you saying you've been fucking herds of women since you were 13 and you didn't wanna come off up a total slut, or that you've only had sex a few times? :confused: :psychsplit:



way to many



Haha oh alright. I was :confused:

I imagine it would take a massive amount of experience and confidence to think of introducing :cactuar: into :buttsex:


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koods said:
Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

Life-long trip report

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