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Alien offers humankind the secrets of the Universe * 1
    #1163242 -

Yes we walk among you
Yes we yearn to mold
your hearts, minds, and bodies
into our own notions of Beauty
Yes our primary purpose
is to increase your capacity for pleasure

To catch your attention
To wake you from slumber
We deliberately violate
your cultural conventions
of dress, eyecontact, mammalian spacing

Yes we sometimes appear in your eyes as Jews
Yes we sometime appear in your eyes as Negros
Yes we often appear in your eyes as New Yorkers
When you learn to love the Other as fully
as the Others love you
We will welcome you into the Galactic Club

When love letters outnumber your cash-register receipts
And you've reforged your weapons into tools of delight
When you share what you've got with each sentient dot
Then we will teach you how to "milk the System"
When you refrain from hatred
When you open your hearts
When you learn how to play

When you learn how to play
We will give you the stars
--"Lola" from Arcturus Eleven



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Re: Alien offers humankind the secrets of the Universe [Re: Shroomism]
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We come from the stars
We have no ships
We travel from mind to mind
As you open your heart
We enter your body
As you open your heart
We enter your imagination
As you open your heart
We enter your dreams


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:heartpump: { { { ṧ◎ηḯ¢ αʟ¢ℌ℮мƴ } } } :heartpump:

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Re: Alien offers humankind the secrets of the Universe [Re: Shroomism] * 1
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I met her in a club down in North Soho
where you drink champagne and it tastes just like Cherry Cola
C-O-L-A Cola.
She walked up to me and she asked me to dance.
I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she said, "Lola"
L-O-L-A Lola, lo lo lo Lola
Well, I'm not the world's most physical guy,
but when she squeesed me tight she nearly broke my spine
Oh my Lola, lo lo lo Lola, lo lo lo Lola
Well, I'm not dumb but I can't understand
why she walks like a woman and talks like a man
Oh my Lola, lo lo lo Lola, lo lo lo Lola
Well, we drank champagne and danced all night,
under electric candlelight,
she picked me up and sat me on her knee,
She said, "Little boy won't you come home with me?"
Well, I'm not the world's most passionate guy,
but when I looked in her eyes,
I almost fell for my Lola,
Lo lo lo Lola, lo lo lo Lola
I pushed her away. I walked to the door.
I fell to the floor. I got down on my knees.
I looked at her, and she at me.
Well that's the way that I want it to stay.
I always want it to be that way for my Lola.
Lo lo lo Lola.
Girls will be boys, and boys will be girls.
It's a mixed up, muddled up, shook up world,
except for Lola. Lo lo lo Lola. Lo lo lo Lola.
Well I left how just a week before,
and I never ever kissed a woman before,
Lola smiled and took me by the hand,
she said, "Little boy, gonna make you a man."
Well I'm not the world's most masculine man,
but I know what I am and that I'm a man,
so is Lola.
Lo lo lo Lola. Lo lo lo Lola.
--"Lola" from the Kinks


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"I have no valid complaint against hustlers. No rational bitch. But the act of selling is repulsive to me. I harbor a secret urge to whack a salesman in the face, crack his teeth and put red bumps around his eyes." -Hunter S Thompson
http://phluck.is-after.us

Edited by Phluck (12/22/02 06:41 PM)

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Re: Alien offers humankind the secrets of the Universe [Re: Phluck] * 1
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Physicist, heal thyself
Submit to Alien Pleasure Rays
Before We let you board a starship
We'd like to teach humanity to play
We'd love to show you yesterday
when yesterday was called "today".

But first
We'll need to wean you from your "X-and-Y"s and "pi"s
And feed you ribs, and naked breasts and tender thighs
Before we help humanity to fly
We'd like to see how passionate you cry
We'll even teach you how to nicely die.

Before we let you in the Pan-Galactic Club
We'll show you how attentively to rub
Rub shoulders, haunches, crotches, tendrils, feet
Of lovely mindful lifeforms in quantum wave-entangled heaps
of expressive hairy strangers with the strangest sexual needs
that too much astral travelling at extra-light-fast speeds
can bring about.

Don't ask Us: how much, how many and what for?
Make love just once with Us then open up for more
Before We open up for you that well-kept Secret Door
to nature and the Bigger Tribes next door
to hypersexual pan-galactic corridors
to alien wolf packs, fairy kingdoms,
outlaw gangs galore
and all the million billion secrets of amor.

Please open up, amigos, unclench yourselves, invite Us in
We'll show you fifteen hundred different types of sin
and fifty million kinds of lovely pleasuring
From deep red-shifted clusters, spiral nebula beyond the Rim
From love-sick quantum creatures neither It nor They nor She & Him Accept Our Gifts
Of pleasure tools, telepathy, Empath Juice and Wisdom Weed
Of bulging bulbous sacks of alien eggs and seed
And eight new senses that your race will really need
for space travel.

Open up for Me: I think you'll really like it.
Open up for Me: I feel you'll really like it.
Open up for Me: I know you'll really like it.

Come live with Me and be My Love
And we will all the pleasures prove
That hills and valleys, dale and field
And all the craggy mountains yield.

So we may all the pleasures prove
Come live with Me and be My Love.
~ Unknown


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Re: Alien offers humankind the secrets of the Universe [Re: Phluck]
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You can be a righteous rocker, you can be a holy roller

You could be most anything,

You could be a Leon Russell, or a super muscle,

You could be a corporate king,

You could be a wealthy man from Texas, or a witch with heavy hexes,

But without love, you ain't nothing without love

Without love you ain't nothing, without love.


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You could be a brilliant surgeon, or a sweet young virgin,

or a harlot out to sell,

You could learn to play the blues, or be Howard Hughes

or the scarlot pimpernell,

Or you could be a French provincial midwife,

or go from door to door with a death-knife,

But without love you ain't nothing, without love,

Without love you ain't nothing, without love.


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You could be a woman feeler, or a baby stealer,

you could drink your life away,

Or you could be a holy prophet, get a blessing off it,

Or you could fast for fifty days,

You could shake hands with the devil, or give your life to God on the level,

But without love you ain't nothing, without love,

Without love you ain't nothing, without love.

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Re: Alien offers humankind the secrets of the Universe [Re: Phluck]
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*lo lo lo lo Lola :wink:


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Namaste.

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Re: Alien offers humankind the secrets of the Universe [Re: Shroomism]
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Somewhere in time
i felt inside myself so lonely
won a new world
but lost all that was mine... sudently

Behold the light
casting the shadow of desire
from you, remain still
trying to be only yourself
Love, faith
be the last breath of my life
Alone, awake
from this suffering i wont die

Forced by a wave
to fall in your sea
yes, you made my hard times come
rememberings of what i used to be
a man , a son , now all the harm is done

Feeling, wacthing... this world crumbling away.

MAIA


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Spiritual being, living a human experience ... The Shroomery Mandala



Use, do not abuse; neither abstinence nor excess ever renders man happy.
Voltaire

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Re: Alien offers humankind the secrets of the Universe [Re: MAIA]
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Great post!


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And the gameshow host rings the buzzer (brrnnntt) oh and now you get a face full of face!

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Re: Alien offers humankind the secrets of the Universe [Re: Shroomism]
    #1165249 -

I come as a stranger, I come in peace
I come as a teacher, you will see
Time will tell as we become friends
I am alien and I share with you the end


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-Alien :cool:

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Re: Alien offers humankind the secrets of the Universe [Re: Alien]
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They were the most beautiful men and women I had ever seen
They claimed to come overnight to Earth from Pleiades
That's impossible, I scoffed
The Pleiades are five hundred light years away
No energy known could bring you so far, so fast
I showed them the physics: they just laughed.

They crowded against me laughing
They touched me all over
I was frightened and curious at the same time
They pressed their warm hands against my skull
So I could feel their bodies vibrating like big purring cats
The sound from their palms spread thru my head, down my neck
Into my torso, my backbone, my pelvis and down thru my legs
The sound from their palms divided into thousands of separate vibrations--multiple rivers that burrowed into my flesh till I could feel every cell in my body throbbing together in warm synchronous spasms. It was utterly delicious; I loved it. I was overwhelmed, so swept away by this alien body-music that I could barely pay attention to what they were doing with the rest of me.

I would have called it an enema except I know that I do not have that many openings down there. Also they penetrated my veins with tiny needles, entering my blood stream in dozens of places. They shoved tubes up my nose, into my ears, under my fingernails, between my toes; they re-opened my cranial sutures, re-attached my umbilical cord, and thru these new entrances into my body they drained out toxins, horrible black fluids--I could feel them leaving--and pumped in liquid delights, aromatic pleasure fluids, warm, sweet-tasting liquids pulsing in time to their whole-body music. It was utterly delicious--this alien medical science--I loved it. I was overwhelmed, so swept away by the sensation of masses of pulsating fluids leaving and entering my body thru so many gates at once that I could barely pay attention to what the aliens were doing with the rest of me.

In velvet darkness, in warm black antigravity I floated as beautiful luminescent men and women bent over me gazing into my eyes. O those deep alien eyes! I could not look away. Never have I felt such strange intelligence, such deep sorrow, such raw animal power as flowed from their alien eyes. And they were touching me all over with slippery electric fingers and using their mouths, their snouts, their tendrils and vibrissas--O my--enfolding their bodies into mine in ways I had never dreamed possible--O my--what was happening between us was terrifying, was incomprehensible, was utterly delicious; I loved it. I was overwhelmed, so swept away by tingling intimate palpations of dozens of alien love organs that I could barely pay attention to the bone-deep body music, to the multi-orificed two-way enemas and to the irresistable telepathic message slowly taking shape inside my mind: a message to me in English from my new teachers, from my galactic doctors, from my cosmic sex partners from the Pleiades.

Hello Nick, the message began.
We come from the stars

We come from the stars
We have no ships
We travel from mind to mind
As you open your heart
We enter your body
As you open your heart
We enter your imagination
As you open your heart
We enter your dreams

We seek fresh eyes
Thru which to view new beauties
We seek new playmates
We seek new dance partners
We seek new companions
To explore the Milky Way.
Our purpose on Earth
Is to expand your capacity for pleasure

We come from the stars
We have no ships
We travel from mind to mind
We have no ships
We travel from mind to mind.


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Re: Alien offers humankind the secrets of the Universe [Re: Alien]
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I am alien and I share with you the end

I hear you.


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Re: Alien offers humankind the secrets of the Univ [Re: Adamist]
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Somewhere, somehow, somewhen We'll see it happen again, my friend
A simple visitation gone wrong like back in '47
Only this time we'll be on the scene like Kent Brockman Or Sam Donaldson live in New Mexico
But now you can't fool us Now you can't lie or deny so much
It's obvious why none of us trust you How does a flying disc turn into a weather balloon
How long did you think you could trick us with lies?
Can't put a cover on the skies Can't hide that face or those big black eyes
So how you gonna put a cover up on the skies? Realize, I'm not surprised at your deception
Correction, I welcome the challenge to intercept it The message loud & clear
You think we fear it Reverse it
Me & mine we will embrace it So face it
I got the 411 I got the CNN We on-line
TV & me we kin
My click is the mandelbrot set
My crops lie unbroken
Your hoaxes, a feeble attempt
Circle perfect, bring the revelation
Your realization far too many videotapes to go around erasin'
This ain't no J.F.K.
Check the I.F.O.-out the box
Fresh like sightings on FOX
Documenting the coming of the chariots
Gods in the making, no more jiving
No more fakin' the real
How long did you think you could trick us with lies
Tricks are for punks
Can't hide the face or those deep black eyes
How you gonna put a cover-up on the skies?
Take me to your leader
He don't even know you
We the niggaz of earth
Got to show you
The peckerwoods can't stand the site of the Africans
What are they gonna do when they face off with a gray man
Prepare to meet your maker in the skies over the pyramids
Check stonehenge
Go ask the Mayans
2012 soon come
I will be waitin' sayin' I told you so
When the skies are ripped open
And the mothership lands on your cynical ass
Maybe then you will believe & concede
That you can't hide the sun
Can't hide the moon
Can't keep some secrets so big
Yes, the truth must transcend
And when it does, my friend I will be chillin' by the TV
Rockin' with CNN
Yeah, my bong in hand
Surrounded by friends
When the world as we know it will end

I.F.O - (hEd)pe


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Everything Is Blue In This World. The Deepest Shade Of Mushroom Blue.

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Re: Alien offers humankind the secrets of the Universe [Re: Shroomism]
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Aliens are the new Jesus.


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"I have no valid complaint against hustlers. No rational bitch. But the act of selling is repulsive to me. I harbor a secret urge to whack a salesman in the face, crack his teeth and put red bumps around his eyes." -Hunter S Thompson
http://phluck.is-after.us

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Re: Alien offers humankind the secrets of the Universe [Re: Phluck]
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I meet him in a swamp down in Dagoba
where it bubbles all the time
Like a giant carbonated soda
s-o-d-a soda

I saw the little runt sitting there on a log
I asked him his name and in a raspy voice he said Yoda
y-o-d-a yoda


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RIP Acidic_Sloth

Sunset_Mission said:
"larry the scary rex
verily scary when thoroughly vexed
invoke the shadows and dust, cast a hex
mercifully massacring memories masterfully
relocate from Ur to 8th density and become a cosmic bully
mulder and scully couldn't decipher his glyphs
invoke the shadows and dust, smoke infernal spliffs"
April 24th 2011

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Re: Alien offers humankind the secrets of the Universe [Re: Shroomism]
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aliens pass on fantasy genre gnosis to humans chickens and giraffes somewhere off the coast of japan...

Powerful Neutral Good Female Drow Elven Healer named Asami, living in norrath Japan causes great environmental healing In Japan and across the world and also causes lucid dreams in everyone without hypnosis and attains rainbow elf (similar to super saiyan of elves any race of elf can achieve it, and it makes u every kind of elf and awakens chakras) using Wantist feet healer techniques that somehow manage to not hurt anyone's feelings n seem to encourage freedom peace n love, oh yes also in the rainbow elf state u gain intense healing powers but can't fight at all but u also don't need to humans n all creatures can also attain rainbow)


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May we all not take the roleplay too far, for enjoyment only, not for enslaving beings :smile:, the game can be turned off at any time.

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