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OfflinegENERIX
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Orgasmatron
    #11324729 - 10/26/09 04:03 PM (7 years, 11 months ago)

I am the one, Orgasmatron, the outstretched grasping hand
My image is of agony, my servants rape the land
Obsequious and arrogant, clandestine and vain
Two thousand years of misery, of torture in my name
Hypocrisy made paramount, paranoia the law
My name is called religion, sadistic, sacred whore.

I twist the truth, I rule the world, my crown is called deceit
I am the emperor of lies, you grovel at my feet
I rob you and I slaughter you, your downfall is my gain
And still you play the sycophant and revel in you pain
And all my promises are lies, all my love is hate
I am the politician, and I decide your fate

I march before a martyred world, an army for the fight
I speak of great heroic days, of victory and might
I hold a banner drenched in blood, I urge you to be brave
I lead you to your destiny, I lead you to your grave
Your bones will build my palaces, your eyes will stud my crown
For I am Mars, the god of war, and I will cut you down.


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Re: Orgasmatron [Re: gENERIX]
    #11324738 - 10/26/09 04:04 PM (7 years, 11 months ago)

Motorhead!:rockon:


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Re: Orgasmatron [Re: gENERIX]
    #11324798 - 10/26/09 04:13 PM (7 years, 11 months ago)

i thought the orgasmatron was a metal apparatus to massage the head??  :curbyourenthusiasm:


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Re: Orgasmatron [Re: FlickeryVision]
    #11325031 - 10/26/09 04:48 PM (7 years, 11 months ago)

I had one of the best orgasms in my entire life

gf gave me a blow job...she swallowed! :winner:

when i rub her clit she knows how to make the clit grow bigger for a second its weird. i knew guys could make their cocks grow by flexing that pelvic muscle the one that you hold ur pee in...

never knew girls could do that! none the other girls i been with knew how to do that. learn something new every day


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-Albert Hofmann


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Re: Orgasmatron [Re: Doctor_Dick]
    #11325126 - 10/26/09 05:03 PM (7 years, 11 months ago)

This?


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Re: Orgasmatron [Re: 13.step]
    #11325154 - 10/26/09 05:09 PM (7 years, 11 months ago)

at first I thought you were talking about:


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Re: Orgasmatron [Re: citricacidx]
    #11325191 - 10/26/09 05:14 PM (7 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

citricacidx said:
at first I thought you were talking about:




hey thats coaster! :awetrippie:


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:minifo:] "This promise constitutes the heart of my Christian beliefs and my call to natural-scientific research: we will attain to knowledge of the universe through the spirit of truth, and thereby to understanding of our being one with the deepest, most comprehensive reality, God."
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Re: Orgasmatron [Re: Doctor_Dick]
    #11340658 - 10/28/09 08:08 PM (7 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Doctor_Dick said:
I had one of the best orgasms in my entire life

gf gave me a blow job...she swallowed! :winner:

when i rub her clit she knows how to make the clit grow bigger for a second its weird. i knew guys could make their cocks grow by flexing that pelvic muscle the one that you hold ur pee in...

never knew girls could do that! none the other girls i been with knew how to do that. learn something new every day





The thing that "holds ur pee in" is a combination of a sphincter muscle and another muscle.Urethral sphinctor (a valve that seals off the bladder outlet through the urethra)  remains closed, allowing the bladder to fill. And the pubococcygeus (PC) muscle.


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