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Now I TRULY believe in karma
    #11208261 - 10/08/09 04:15 PM (8 years, 13 days ago)

For all of you that have followed my posts during my stay here at the shroomery, here is a little update on some recent events in my life. Many of you may remember that I discovered about 3 months ago that my wife propositioned one of my "good friends" for sex while I was out on a business trip. It ended up becoming a messy argument leading to of course, separation with intentions of divorce. Well, things have been better between us... we've organized who'se getting what and haven't fought lately. We've been VERY cordial, actually... even fucked once a month ago, nothing serious, just a little physical interaction (sometimes old habits die hard!).

Today, however, she came over to my place because we were going to go to the bar tonight with our friends. I was feeling a little frisky, but knew that she was going to be starting her period soon (she told me 4 days ago that she was about to start). I wanted to find out if she was about to, and she told me she was late. I jokingly asked if she was pregnant, and she said she didn't think so, but that the guy and her had unprotected sex two weeks ago. That annoyed the shit out of me, and I kind of went overboard on her about how dumb it was... but I drove her to the store, convincing her it was worth it to take a pregnancy test. You can all see where this is going now.

Brought her back home... she comes out of the bathroom... two pink lines. Pregnant. She was pretty shocked. I'm not a mean guy, so I mean, I congratulated her and stuff, helped her look up the information she needs, etc. But man... I'd be lying if I wasn't at least somewhat humored by this turn of events. She ends up getting pregnant to the guy she cheated on me with. I can't wait to hear his reaction.

Glad I'm out of all of this :smile:


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Re: Now I TRULY believe in karma [Re: supernovasky]
    #11208282 - 10/08/09 04:17 PM (8 years, 13 days ago)

Hahaha thats awesome. Right on man. Bitch deserved it.


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Re: Now I TRULY believe in karma [Re: supernovasky]
    #11208290 - 10/08/09 04:18 PM (8 years, 13 days ago)

Nice.


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Re: Now I TRULY believe in karma [Re: supernovasky]
    #11208304 - 10/08/09 04:20 PM (8 years, 13 days ago)

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Glad to hear ur doin' good.


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Re: Now I TRULY believe in karma [Re: HeavyToilet]
    #11208310 - 10/08/09 04:21 PM (8 years, 13 days ago)

haha great! :thumbup:


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Re: Now I TRULY believe in karma [Re: I AM SWIM]
    #11208311 - 10/08/09 04:21 PM (8 years, 13 days ago)

Doing great man.

You can't make this shit up. This is like what happens in movies.


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Re: Now I TRULY believe in karma [Re: DeathCompany]
    #11208312 - 10/08/09 04:21 PM (8 years, 13 days ago)

lol, karma indeed. Who's yo daddy?! not you :grin:


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Re: Now I TRULY believe in karma [Re: supernovasky]
    #11208322 - 10/08/09 04:22 PM (8 years, 13 days ago)

Funny thing is, I'm on track to get my master's degree.

This guy couldn't graduate college and barely held down a subway job.

*shake head* I hope they can both mature up to take care of the kid.


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Re: Now I TRULY believe in karma [Re: weathereporter88]
    #11208327 - 10/08/09 04:22 PM (8 years, 13 days ago)

Quote:

weathereporter88 said:
lol, karma indeed. Who's yo daddy?! not you :grin:




ah.

I love NOT being the daddy!


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Re: Now I TRULY believe in karma [Re: supernovasky]
    #11208341 - 10/08/09 04:24 PM (8 years, 13 days ago)

Quote:

supernovasky said:
Funny thing is, I'm on track to get my master's degree.

This guy couldn't graduate college and barely held down a subway job.

*shake head* I hope they can both mature up to take care of the kid.





Hahaha thats even better. Keep us updated. I would not be surprised if she tries to drag you in on this financially and time wise.(aka take care of the kid a bit). Woman can be evil as shit.


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Re: Now I TRULY believe in karma [Re: DeathCompany]
    #11208350 - 10/08/09 04:25 PM (8 years, 13 days ago)

Oh, its not going to happen.

It isn't my kid, and we're on our way to divorce right now.

And this just makes me want to speed the process up even more.


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Re: Now I TRULY believe in karma [Re: DeathCompany]
    #11208359 - 10/08/09 04:26 PM (8 years, 13 days ago)

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Edited by weathereporter88 (10/08/09 04:28 PM)


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Re: Now I TRULY believe in karma [Re: supernovasky]
    #11208365 - 10/08/09 04:27 PM (8 years, 13 days ago)

:rofl:

i used to work @ a subway.

how lame.


:lol:

yeah school is much better than doing/eating bullshit for the rest of your life.


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Re: Now I TRULY believe in karma [Re: weathereporter88]
    #11208369 - 10/08/09 04:28 PM (8 years, 13 days ago)

LMAO! That's about how I feel right now.


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Re: Now I TRULY believe in karma [Re: supernovasky]
    #11208372 - 10/08/09 04:29 PM (8 years, 13 days ago)

I used to work at subway too.

He was the assistant manager there, so he was above me, but left because he couldn't handle the responsibility of a promotion.

This all happened when we worked together too, the cheating thing.

It was all terribly painful to me at the time, but I am SO over it now.


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Re: Now I TRULY believe in karma [Re: weathereporter88]
    #11208376 - 10/08/09 04:29 PM (8 years, 13 days ago)

Quote:

weathereporter88 said:
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name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed [/flash]





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LOL


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I :ilold: :hard:


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Re: Now I TRULY believe in karma [Re: I AM SWIM]
    #11208386 - 10/08/09 04:31 PM (8 years, 13 days ago)

:rofl:

Life is just full of LOLs


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Re: Now I TRULY believe in karma [Re: supernovasky]
    #11208396 - 10/08/09 04:33 PM (8 years, 13 days ago)

Quote:

supernovasky said:
I used to work at subway too.

He was the assistant manager there, so he was above me, but left because he couldn't handle the responsibility of a promotion.

This all happened when we worked together too, the cheating thing.

It was all terribly painful to me at the time, but I am SO over it now.





I bet hes like




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Re: Now I TRULY believe in karma [Re: I AM SWIM]
    #11208403 - 10/08/09 04:33 PM (8 years, 13 days ago)

Isn't it though?

I really don't want to come across here on the shroomery as insensitive. I actually wish her the best, and hope that she can deal with her new found responsibilities. It just astounds me that this woman had so much going for her and she threw it all away for a little fling with a friend. My quality of life has done nothing but improve since we broke up, and well, as for her, it appears things are just getting rougher.


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Re: Now I TRULY believe in karma [Re: supernovasky]
    #11208408 - 10/08/09 04:34 PM (8 years, 13 days ago)

:lol:  that's fuckin hilarious dude


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