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The Mad Shitter crackhead and incompetent police
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Some stupid fucking crackhead has been shitting in the road right next to the sidewalk on route I take to campus and my parking garage. Today the stupid cunt shit right in the middle of the sidewalk, right by a major bus stop.

So once I was done with my classes for the day I called the cops to report it. The girl tells me I need to physically come into the station and file a written police report. Fucking... WHY?

It's a small precinct, how hard is it to tell your guys to look at for some crackhead bastard dropping trow and shitting on the sidewalk? It's even the same fucking place everyday for christ's sake, it's not like they'd even have to patrol around and look for the dude.

IDIOTS I TELL YOU! :kingcrankey:

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Re: The Mad Shitter crackhead and incompetent police [Re: Gumby]
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Cops are dumb.  He's SHITTING on the sidewalk.  Why wouldn't you send someone out to take care of that?  At least a sanihut?


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Re: The Mad Shitter crackhead and incompetent police [Re: Maverick]
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Maybe it's a cop dressed up like a crackhead.

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Re: The Mad Shitter crackhead and incompetent police [Re: MycoUnderground]
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Nah, definitely a crackhead. We have no shortages of crackheads in this city. I'd say it's a junkie but everyone knows junkies don't shit.

People in the neighborhood said they used to have this problem a few years ago but they got the dude locked up because they did their OWN surveillance with a webcam.

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Re: The Mad Shitter crackhead and incompetent police [Re: Gumby]
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:facepalm: Can they not just check it out without writing a report?


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Re: The Mad Shitter crackhead and incompetent police [Re: Gumby]
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Maybe if more people complained the police will do something.  Or if he is shitting on the property of the bus company they will try to stop it.  I bet if it ws their property they wouldn't put up with that shit.  ha

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Re: The Mad Shitter crackhead and incompetent police [Re: MycoUnderground]
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I shit in an alley after a gwar show in philly once.  had to go and there was nothing around.  was :lol:


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Re: The Mad Shitter crackhead and incompetent police [Re: Gumby]
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I had a bunch of crack heads shit and piss and fuck in my gangway.
I called the cops every night. Most of the time they wouldn't even get out of the car. Or drive by 2 hours later. So I called my alderman and got other people to call. He got a city inspector to come and make my landlord put up locking gates. They are even remove the benches and tables they hangout / live at. I think it had something to do with the inspector stepping in a pile of feces.


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Re: The Mad Shitter crackhead and incompetent police [Re: MycoUnderground]
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Lol while I'm looking at this thread I noticed at the top of the posts where it says "ebay shop for:" it says shop for toilet paper.  I thought that was funny.

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Re: The Mad Shitter crackhead and incompetent police [Re: trekie]
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If I lived closer I'd post my self up on a roof top with a pellet or paintball gun and go to town when I saw the person. If I could get on the roof of the place where he's doing it I'd soak him with ice water on a really cold night. That'd teach the fucker.

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Re: The Mad Shitter crackhead and incompetent police [Re: Gumby]
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while use ice water? why not use piss or dog shit? Taste of his own medicine


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I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.


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Re: The Mad Shitter crackhead and incompetent police [Re: trekie]
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Because I think him getting hypothermia would send a stronger message. How you gonna keep warm when it's 35F and all your clothes are soaked?

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Re: The Mad Shitter crackhead and incompetent police [Re: Gumby]
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true. but what if the pee was cold ?


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I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.


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Re: The Mad Shitter crackhead and incompetent police [Re: trekie]
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It would take a few days worth of pee to soak someone head to toe. But I'd definitely throw some dog shit in the water. Maybe I'll talk to the company that owns the building to see if I can get this plan to come to fruition.

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Re: The Mad Shitter crackhead and incompetent police [Re: Gumby]
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i think a pellet gun to the ass would work just fine

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Re: The Mad Shitter crackhead and incompetent police [Re: blkjkrabbit]
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Well, seeing how he would be dropping his pants, and I'm a pretty good shot, I'd shoot him in the dick. I'd use flat head pellets and wouldn't pump it much. I'm not that cruel.

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Re: The Mad Shitter crackhead and incompetent police [Re: Gumby]
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Well first of all , you have to go in to the station because they want to make it  a valid complaint. On the phone its not official. they go arrest him and there is no victim they have to let him go. 911 is for emergency and you seeing shit in the road does not make you a victim. You sound like a baby calling the cops, I can just hear you now " Um yes..um somebody took a shit in the road".  Your calling people idiots but your calling cops to show them shit. I bet the cop station thinks your an idiot.

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Re: The Mad Shitter crackhead and incompetent police [Re: CapHat]
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God damn CapHat, what are you Captain Serious?

Since you registered, you have taken every lighthearted post and turned it into a fucking church sermon. Preach somewhere else, newb.

I never said I called 911, quit making things up. I'm not some dumbfuck, I called their local number and I called to make them aware of the situation, not bitch about it. Do you not understand the sanitary issues with human feces being on a sidewalk?

Do you go around just shitting all willy-nilly wherever you want?

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Re: The Mad Shitter crackhead and incompetent police [Re: CapHat]
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WHO CARES NOT UR PROPERTY. I DONT LIKE THE LOOKING AT YOU DROP YOUR CIG BUTTS OR THROW GARBAGE BUT YOU DO. AT LEAST HIS SHIT IS BIODEGRADABLE . WONDER HOW MANY times you have littered and if you smoke you more of a problem them him. May be we should watch you and your stupid idiotic daily actions so we can down you and maybe soot you with a pellet. What a brave man you are shooting , why dont you be a man and talk to him. At least hes a free soul YOUR A SLAVE....um police someone shit in the road GOOD LITTLE SLAVE call the cops

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Re: The Mad Shitter crackhead and incompetent police [Re: CapHat]
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Well why would you want to hurt someone who has not hurt you fist?

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