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Anonymous #1

boner in the waistband

#11019777 - 09/08/09 09:53 AM (17 years, 1 month ago)

such an awesome trick, i thought it needed its own thread.

how old were you when you did this? and did someone tell you, or did you figure it out on your own?

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Anonymous #1

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#11020070 - 09/08/09 10:50 AM (17 years, 1 month ago)

BONER IN THE WAISTBAND!!!!

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Anonymous #2

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#11020098 - 09/08/09 10:54 AM (17 years, 1 month ago)

this just some retarded idea you pulled from super bad. what are you 12. go cut your dick off faggot

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Anonymous #1

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#11020100 - 09/08/09 10:55 AM (17 years, 1 month ago)

where was that in superbad?

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Anonymous #3

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#11020116 - 09/08/09 10:57 AM (17 years, 1 month ago)

How is that a trick?

Unless your boner stays at a 90 degree angle to your body,it's only common sense.

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Anonymous #4

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#11020319 - 09/08/09 11:42 AM (17 years, 1 month ago)

idk, I think I was 16.
It's useful for those times when you're masturbating and a family member is about to come into the room. Flip your boner up-wards and BAM no more flag pole hanging out from your waist.
haha

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Anonymous #5

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#11020325 - 09/08/09 11:44 AM (17 years, 1 month ago)

I remember haing to do it in HS when all those girls wore mini skirts.

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Anonymous #4

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#11020357 - 09/08/09 11:50 AM (17 years, 1 month ago)

yes. please

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Anonymous #6

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[Re: Anonymous #2]
#11020389 - 09/08/09 11:55 AM (17 years, 1 month ago)

Anonymous #2 said:

this just some retarded idea you pulled from super bad. what are you 12. go cut your dick off faggot

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Anonymous #7

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#11020419 - 09/08/09 12:01 PM (17 years, 1 month ago)

my friends dad does this when ever I come over

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Anonymous #4

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#11020421 - 09/08/09 12:01 PM (17 years, 1 month ago)

Anonymous #6 said:

Anonymous #2 said:

this just some retarded idea you pulled from super bad. what are you 12. go cut your dick off faggot

#6 go learn how to be original

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Anonymous #1

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#11020600 - 09/08/09 12:26 PM (17 years, 1 month ago)

Anonymous #3 said:

How is that a trick?

Unless your boner stays at a 90 degree angle to your body,it's only common sense.

um... what angle does your boner stay at? 90 degrees seems pretty reasonable to me.

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Anonymous #6

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#11020652 - 09/08/09 12:32 PM (17 years, 1 month ago)

Anonymous #4 said:

Anonymous #6 said:

Anonymous #2 said:

this just some retarded idea you pulled from super bad. what are you 12. go cut your dick off faggot

#6 go learn how to be original

pathetic faggot, i was sharing the sentiment. god damn. go learn to fuck off.

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Anonymous #8

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#11021209 - 09/08/09 02:09 PM (17 years, 1 month ago)

Anonymous #5 said:

I remember haing to do it in HS when all those girls wore mini skirts.

Agreed!

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Anonymous #6

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#11021222 - 09/08/09 02:13 PM (17 years, 1 month ago)

i generally have the willpower to keep my bone in check.

you ever have a chick that you are just friends with want to sit on your lap and you have a semi or something from the position you are sitting in?

SURPRISE CUTIE PIE!!! ITS A WEENER!!

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Anonymous #9

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#11021252 - 09/08/09 02:19 PM (17 years, 1 month ago)

Anonymous #6 said:

i generally have the willpower to keep my bone in check.

you ever have a chick that you are just friends with want to sit on your lap and you have a semi or something from the position you are sitting in?

SURPRISE CUTIE PIE!!! ITS A WEENER!!

Jesus Christ I always wonder if girls WANT to feel my boner 'cause it wouldn't make any sense otherwise to SIT ON MY CROTCH AND RUB YOUR VAGINA on me for that amount of time. I mean WTF? Luckily that baseball/grandma type shit really works.

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Anonymous #10

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#11021360 - 09/08/09 02:38 PM (17 years, 1 month ago)

can anybody else poke inside their belly button with their boner?

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Anonymous #1

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#11021380 - 09/08/09 02:41 PM (17 years, 1 month ago)

either you have a giant belly button or a skinny dick.

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Anonymous #10

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#11021474 - 09/08/09 02:56 PM (17 years, 1 month ago)

of course the tip doesnt go inside but when i place my penis directly upwards it intersects with my navel

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Anonymous #11

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[Re: Anonymous #6]
#11021476 - 09/08/09 02:56 PM (17 years, 1 month ago)

Anonymous #6 said:

i generally have the willpower to keep my bone in check.

you ever have a chick that you are just friends with want to sit on your lap and you have a semi or something from the position you are sitting in?

SURPRISE CUTIE PIE!!! ITS A WEENER!!

I hate when girls I am just friends with sit on my lap. Even if I am not attracted to them I will start getting stiff just from having a vagina atop my wang. Awkward.

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