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worst insult you can get?
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well i read the other thread and being the pessimistic asshole i sometimes am, i thought of this thread...




i would say the worst possible insult, if its true, would be "you are the most selfish person"

this thread should reveal some things about our personalities....what insult would hurt you the most?  that should be an accurate reflection of what ya care about and value the most :strokebeard:

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Re: worst insult you can get? *DELETED* [Re: NastyDHL]
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Post deleted by Brian the Shroom

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Re: worst insult you can get? [Re: Brian the Shroom]
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Brian the Shroom said:
"You have a small penis"


:lol:

beat me to it :smirk:


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Don't be bogged down by your past
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Re: worst insult you can get? [Re: Brian the Shroom]
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seriously?  that would honestly be the worst thing you could hear said about yourself?

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Re: worst insult you can get? [Re: niteowl]
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"You dont qualify to make fries at McDonalds" as said by my mother

I proved her wrong by working at a hospital

It was probably the single most life changing insult Ive recieved


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Re: worst insult you can get? [Re: GreenMachine]
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you too big of a loser to even hang out in OTD. you belong on the romper room. :nonono:

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Re: worst insult you can get? [Re: GreenMachine]
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Your moms a bitch too ?  That sounds exactly like my mom.

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Re: worst insult you can get? [Re: NoddinOut]
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"You're a pussy just like your father."
My dad shot himself when I was 13, that person didn't know it but I sort of wanted to /wrist anyways. After beating the shit out of him of course.

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Re: worst insult you can get? [Re: GreenMachine]
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GreenMachine said:
"You dont qualify to make fries at McDonalds" as said by my mother



:curbyourenthusiasm: :lolsy:


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YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID

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Re: worst insult you can get? [Re: NoddinOut]
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Being called dumb or just when somebody insinuates that they think I am. Chumps.


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Re: worst insult you can get? [Re: NoddinOut]
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"your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!"

"now go awaya, or i shalla taunt you, a second time-a!"


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Can the critics still deny that the geometry of matter is directly related to the harmonic interweaving of light itself? There is no substance, in the absolute sense. We live in a reality of un-reality; all is an illusion and the stuff that dreams are made of. Our physical world is nothing more than a resonating ball of light and shade."

"If the doors of perception were cleansed every thing would appear to man as it is, infinite. For man has closed himself up, till he sees all things through narrow chinks of his cavern."

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Re: worst insult you can get? [Re: the bizzle]
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One time this wook was pissin me off.......he crossed the line......so I crossed his.


He insulted my mom.


I proceeded to ask if his mom was alive

he said she died roughly 11 years ago


I tod him to dig the dumb bitch up and tell her its never too late to have a fucking abortion.











One time my mom told me she was in line at the abortion clinic, and backed out at the last moment......then in ranting screaming tears told me that was the worst mistake shes ever made.





The cool thing about the first story......is the dude was so appalled I insulted him so hard, he gave me a free bag of weed......and then I dosed him, and we ended being cool as hell........


Too bad about the second story......my mom really hates me.

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Re: worst insult you can get? [Re: vandago]
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vandago said:
The cool thing about the first story......is the dude was so appalled I insulted him so hard, he gave me a free bag of weed......and then I dosed him, and we ended being cool as hell........



wat

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Re: worst insult you can get? [Re: NoddinOut]
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"You'll never amount to anything."

That statement has been said to me and it's the only insult I've heard that actually made me cringe.


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"I reject your reality and substitute my own." - Adam Savage

Haikus are easy,
But sometimes they don't make sense.
Refrigerator.

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Re: worst insult you can get? [Re: NastyDHL]
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Literally.


I dropped the dig up your mom insult.


He balled up his fists like he was going to break my face in......


INstead

walked into his tent nearby


Pulled out a bag of dank weed



and gave it to me, for being such an asshole



I then dosed him with some bomb liquid for being such a good sport and not fighting me.






Too bad my mom fucking hates me :frown:

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Re: worst insult you can get? [Re: vandago]
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vandago said:
Literally.


I dropped the dig up your mom insult.


He balled up his fists like he was going to break my face in......


INstead

walked into his tent nearby


Pulled out a bag of dank weed



and gave it to me, for being such an asshole



I then dosed him with some bomb liquid for being such a good sport and not fighting me.
(


wat




vandago said:
Too bad my mom fucking hates me :frown:


:hug: :heart:

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Re: worst insult you can get? [Re: NastyDHL]
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can i be rewarded for being an asshole? i would be filthy rich and bender would be king

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Re: worst insult you can get? [Re: NastyDHL]
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this only works for women




























CUNT


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Re: worst insult you can get? [Re: AcidDropper420]
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lol if you want to piss of a woman call her a bitch, and mean it. no woman likes being called a bitch.
personally i'm never that disrespectful though.

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Re: worst insult you can get? [Re: AcidDropper420]
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for women


"i used to totally think you were skinny and hot but i see you now and you are soooo FAT. you are a fat, ugly, cunt and you are completely worthless outside of your meat pocket, balloon knot, and talking-dick socket.  that's right, you don't even have a mouth, you have a dick socket, that talks."

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