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InvisibleRandalFlagg
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What was your worst job ever?
    #4108844 - 04/28/05 11:03 PM (11 years, 7 months ago)

I guess mine was when I was a grocery bagger at a grocery store. I used to hide in the back and over the intercom they would say, "Randal to the front" and I would pretend that I was in the bathroom or something. The job was mind-numbingly repetitive and I didn't like dealing with the people. When a customer would piss me off, I made sure to smush their bread and eggs.

One time, I was bagging groceries for a lady who was on oxygen. She had a tank and a hose connecting to her nose. The hose was on the bottom of her cart. She walked incredibly slow because of her condition. I put the groceries in the cart and walked out with her. All of a sudden she starts gasping. The groceries were blocking the tube. Her husband is yelling, "get those groceries out of there!!!!". I almost killed an old lady.

Another time, I was in the parking lot. I came into contact with a cart and for the hell of it gave the cart a big push. It went flying and it banged into the side of a car. There were MASSIVE scratches on the side of the car. I ran back into the building.

God did not intend me to be a bagger.


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Re: What was your worst job ever? [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4108889 - 04/28/05 11:14 PM (11 years, 7 months ago)

I bussed tables at a steakhouse once but just long enough to make $$ to fix my motorcycle
After that i worked at several differant scooter shops ...those were damn good jobs but didnt pay very well


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Re: What was your worst job ever? [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4108898 - 04/28/05 11:17 PM (11 years, 7 months ago)

Worst and best job I ever had...


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Re: What was your worst job ever? [Re: PawPaw]
    #4108899 - 04/28/05 11:17 PM (11 years, 7 months ago)

working in the army as a graphic artists.

i never once picked up a pen once i got to my first duty station.

i sure did pick a lot weeds, wash a lot of humvs and clean my room a lot too.

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Re: What was your worst job ever? [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4108937 - 04/28/05 11:30 PM (11 years, 7 months ago)

Selling newspaper subscriptions. I worked all of 3 days before I gave it up.


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Re: What was your worst job ever? [Re: Silversoul]
    #4108948 - 04/28/05 11:37 PM (11 years, 7 months ago)

mall survey guy


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Re: What was your worst job ever? [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4108956 - 04/28/05 11:41 PM (11 years, 7 months ago)

I was a carni...it was cool at the moment...now that I think about it, it sucked.


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Re: What was your worst job ever? [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
    #4108984 - 04/28/05 11:56 PM (11 years, 7 months ago)

I like carnies


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Re: What was your worst job ever? [Re: goobler]
    #4108995 - 04/28/05 11:59 PM (11 years, 7 months ago)

I worked in a lab. We had some brain samples that were being analyzed for putrecine content, and that is the most vile smelling stuff ever. That sucked.


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Re: What was your worst job ever? [Re: blacksabbathrulz]
    #4109009 - 04/29/05 12:04 AM (11 years, 7 months ago)

:nonono: I still work in my shit hole lab... and its taking over my life... but at least it pays ok, though I'll be blind by thirty lookin in these damn microscopes. BLEK!


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Re: What was your worst job ever? [Re: beejay]
    #4109031 - 04/29/05 12:10 AM (11 years, 7 months ago)

i run the front end loader scooping up all the chicken shit under the chicken farm.

Even the chickens were above me at that job.....


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Re: What was your worst job ever? [Re: beejay]
    #4109038 - 04/29/05 12:12 AM (11 years, 7 months ago)

The job (1 of 2) that I work now- working for a Ryans. I have never felt (all at once) the shame of exhaustion, groveling for tip-money, cleaning after-food stuff, and doing good deeds alone in a sea of assholes in one fail swoop-one job- one experience. Thank god there is the dreaded "unwanted hot and hellish" construction era" around the bend. I will work for anybody faraming in comparison to these megar wages. Fuck these bitches.


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Re: What was your worst job ever? [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4109286 - 04/29/05 01:17 AM (11 years, 7 months ago)

i sold Kirby Vacuums Door to Door...sold 17 outta 85 showings.

the amount of mental bullshit endured makes it the worst jobby job i've ever had.


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Re: What was your worst job ever? [Re: MrBump]
    #4109309 - 04/29/05 01:24 AM (11 years, 7 months ago)

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Re: What was your worst job ever? [Re: MrBump]
    #4109314 - 04/29/05 01:25 AM (11 years, 7 months ago)

working at honey baked ham for two days scraping melted glaze and ham shavings from the face of halved hams. Pretty gross.

I worked at mcdonalds for two weeks to get money to go to maui. That was horrible as well, for reasons I do not belive need explaining.

I think these two are an even tie.


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Re: What was your worst job ever? [Re: emptywisdom]
    #4109327 - 04/29/05 01:28 AM (11 years, 7 months ago)

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Re: What was your worst job ever? [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4109333 - 04/29/05 01:30 AM (11 years, 7 months ago)

I have had several  :stonedjerk:


The overall worst occupation I had was the Army. It sucked on many different levels.

Second would be the 1 dasy I worked at Subway. I worked in the back cutting up meat and veggies. I could hear what the people making the sandwiches had to deal with......I finished the day and handed my cap and apron in to the manager  :tongue:

I told him "I had better quit now before you have to fire me later"

No way could I deal with some of the STUPID people that come in there.


No fukin way.


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Re: What was your worst job ever? [Re: niteowl]
    #4109344 - 04/29/05 01:37 AM (11 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

"I had better quit now before you have to fire me later"




:rotfl:


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Re: What was your worst job ever? [Re: Das Meow]
    #4109356 - 04/29/05 01:41 AM (11 years, 7 months ago)

I worked up front because I told the managers I played guitar and was not about to burn my fingers cooking some shit burgers, so most of the grossness I was able to avoid, (unless you consider cleaning the kids play place, damn!) but I did notice a few things, like the beef they use is "class d" which, If I understand corectly, Is the same as what they use for most dog food. The burgers soak in thier puddles of thier own grease in little heat pans, so usually when you order a burger it's been sitting in a heated pan of grease and water for a while, not fresh, as if they were not greasy enough. I've seen cooks pick chicken of the ground, heat it up, and serve it, but that was at the place I worked, I can't say that these things happen at all locations. And the girl who trained me would hock loogies in the milk shake mixer. I'm sure Mcdonalds nastieness difers from location to location, but it's best to not think too hard when you are eating from mcdonalds.

The only time I will eat fast food is if someone buys it for me, and when this happens, I usually stick with the chicken nuggets and fries, I know they are some messed up excusses for food, but from what I observed at the Clinton, Iowa mcdonalds, They seem to be the safest selection.

My suggestion, Iggnorance is bliss, pretend it's imaculate, and enjoy!


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Re: What was your worst job ever? [Re: emptywisdom]
    #4109360 - 04/29/05 01:45 AM (11 years, 7 months ago)


And the girl who trained me would hock loogies in the milk shake mixer.


ACKKKKK!!!!!!!! My God that is nasty!


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