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Tucker Max
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I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell

First off let me say this: this guy is a lying motherfucker! He clearly wrote a fictional book and lives through it in a fantasy world that doesn't exist.

But as made up as majority of his stories are, they're funny as fuck. I haven't read a book in a long time since I really don't give to shits about what an author has to say since majority of the time it is made up and they can hide behind their crap of sentences.

This was the exception.

I asked my friend about this book(Ima Trooper) and he stood their and told me that the book was hilariously absurd. "This guy is an asshole!" So I say cool I'll read it after reading the back cover and became interested.

Ok, so I have just opened this book late last night to indulge on the stories of Tucker Max and his deb actuaries of eventful evenings. As I read along I am really impresses by the quality of humor this guy has going on, but question certain events. I mean I have done some pretty goddamn stupid fucking shit in my life and quite a bit of it. I haven't really lived much of a wealthy lifestyle, but I have splurged quite often to know when I hear bullshit.


Any how, please share.


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Re: Tucker Max [Re: TrancedShroom]
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Havn't read that one, but I read the Average American Male by Chat Kultgen which was way better then I thought it would be.

you have to realize that these are just wet dream stories from guys who watch a little too much mtv however :shrug:


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Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.
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Re: Tucker Max [Re: TrancedShroom]
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I agree his stories are really funny. You can read them online
http://www.tuckermax.com

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Re: Tucker Max [Re: homesqueeze]
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I finally stopped and called bullshit on his book when I was reading the Vegas story about how his buddy pulled over a waitress at the Bellagio and told them they were musicians and they were into Christian rap and the girl was like, no way! I love that stuff and then told her the names of their alter-egos and then they fucked them.

Apparently they were hardcore Christians too. It doesn't happen like that Tucker.

So I decided to look it up and chanced killing the first buzz of reading a decent book in a few years. Apparently I am not the only one that would sacrifice a good comedic fiction to call someone on their bullshit.


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Re: Tucker Max [Re: TrancedShroom]
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http://www.tuckermax.com/archives/entries/date/tucker_tries_buttsex_hilarity_does_not_ensue.phtml#278

Here is an amazing story he has and its videotaped!

Well he lost the tape.


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Re: Tucker Max [Re: TrancedShroom]
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TrancedShroom said:
Well he lost the tape.


Convenient. I heard about him a few years ago. My friends are all into him now. I agree, some of the stuff can't be real.


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Re: Tucker Max [Re: walzmanm]
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If this guy did half the stuff he had done, he would be in jail.

I know this for a fact. Done some of the things he did and it didn't end in the fairytale sense.....ended in me going to jail, multiple times.


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