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DNKYD
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Crazy Christians ponder: "Does 'god' believe in atheists?"
#4650505 - 09/12/05 01:59 PM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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Check it out
Still more asshattery from those good old folks that brought us The Crusades! Leave it to Christians to ponder whether a fictional character believes in a living, breathing organism such as myself. What they should be pondering instead is why they devote their lives to a fictional dude in the sky.
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HELLA_TIGHT
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Re: Crazy Christians ponder: "Does 'god' believe in atheists?" [Re: DNKYD]
#4650508 - 09/12/05 02:00 PM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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Jesus said you're plastic.
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DNKYD
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Re: Crazy Christians ponder: "Does 'god' believe in atheists?" [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
#4650510 - 09/12/05 02:01 PM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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Jesus, or the new, improved Buddy Jesus?
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HELLA_TIGHT
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Re: Crazy Christians ponder: "Does 'god' believe in atheists?" [Re: DNKYD]
#4650525 - 09/12/05 02:04 PM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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The Jesus who is going to be sleeping in your bed every night when you die and go to hell for blasphemy!
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WeAreAllOne
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Re: Crazy Christians ponder: "Does 'god' believe in atheists?" [Re: DNKYD]
#4650536 - 09/12/05 02:07 PM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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Oh my fucking God.
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Unagipie
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Re: Crazy Christians ponder: "Does 'god' believe in atheists?" [Re: DNKYD]
#4650538 - 09/12/05 02:07 PM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
DNKYD said: Check it out
Still more asshattery from those good old folks that brought us The Crusades! Leave it to Christians to ponder whether a fictional character believes in a living, breathing organism such as myself. What they should be pondering instead is why they devote their lives to a fictional dude in the sky.
Religion is the bizzaro world
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Noetical
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Re: Crazy Christians ponder: "Does 'god' believe in atheists?" [Re: DNKYD]
#4650551 - 09/12/05 02:08 PM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
DNKYD said: Leave it to Christians to ponder whether a fictional character believes in a living, breathing organism
:rotflocopter:
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DNKYD
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Re: Crazy Christians ponder: "Does 'god' believe in atheists?" [Re: Noetical]
#4650802 - 09/12/05 02:58 PM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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Although it is mildly amusing, it is terribly sad and pathetic at the same time.
It's like watching the dorkiest kid in high school try and ask the hottest chick in class to the prom. You laugh and poke fun, but at the same time it's painful to watch.
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HELLA_TIGHT
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Re: Crazy Christians ponder: "Does 'god' believe in atheists?" [Re: DNKYD]
#4650807 - 09/12/05 03:00 PM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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Jesus is real and you're going to hell.
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astralasia
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Re: Crazy Christians ponder: "Does 'god' believe in atheists?" [Re: Noetical]
#4650822 - 09/12/05 03:02 PM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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Did you hear about the insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic? He used to lie awake at night wondering if there was a dog.
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HELLA_TIGHT
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Re: Crazy Christians ponder: "Does 'god' believe in atheists?" [Re: astralasia]
#4650825 - 09/12/05 03:03 PM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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LOL
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DNKYD
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Re: Crazy Christians ponder: "Does 'god' believe in atheists?" [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
#4650829 - 09/12/05 03:04 PM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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If by Jesus you mean Jesus the mexican that lives down the street, and by "hell" you mean the grocery store in 15 minutes.... then you are correct, sir.
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Noetical
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Re: Crazy Christians ponder: "Does 'god' believe in atheists?" [Re: astralasia]
#4650839 - 09/12/05 03:06 PM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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Clever joke, can I use it at my next cocktail gathering?
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HELLA_TIGHT
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Re: Crazy Christians ponder: "Does 'god' believe in atheists?" [Re: Noetical]
#4650841 - 09/12/05 03:07 PM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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No, you copy cat. Get your own material.
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sublime40oz
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Re: Crazy Christians ponder: "Does 'god' believe in atheists?" [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
#4650846 - 09/12/05 03:08 PM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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Haha that is awesome, wacky christians.
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Noetical
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Re: Crazy Christians ponder: "Does 'god' believe in atheists?" [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
#4650848 - 09/12/05 03:09 PM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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Fuck that! Originality is fuckin difficult.
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astralasia
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Re: Crazy Christians ponder: "Does 'god' believe in atheists?" [Re: Noetical]
#4650886 - 09/12/05 03:16 PM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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Whats the difference between a magician's wand and a policeman's truncheon? One is for cunning stunts...........
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HELLA_TIGHT
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Re: Crazy Christians ponder: "Does 'god' believe in atheists?" [Re: astralasia]
#4650889 - 09/12/05 03:16 PM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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OMG WTF THAT IS RAUNCHY LOL.
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Noetical
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Re: Crazy Christians ponder: "Does 'god' believe in atheists?" [Re: astralasia]
#4650910 - 09/12/05 03:21 PM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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x quintuple
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thegatewaydrug
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Re: Crazy Christians ponder: "Does 'god' believe in atheists?" [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
#4650911 - 09/12/05 03:21 PM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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religion causes SO many wars...
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astralasia
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Re: Crazy Christians ponder: "Does 'god' believe in atheists?" [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
#4650913 - 09/12/05 03:21 PM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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That one still makes me laugh. Its gets harder to tell the more beer you have, you have to really think about what you're going to say before you say it.
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