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Priest gets asked how did Adam & Eve's kids have kids
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Re: Priest gets asked how did Adam & Eve's kids have kids [Re: skatealex2]
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:rofl: Fucking owned.


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Re: Priest gets asked how did Adam & Eve's kids have kids [Re: LSDreamer]
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:ilold: surprising we don't hear about that inconsistency more often.


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Re: Priest gets asked how did Adam & Eve's kids have kids [Re: LSDreamer]
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AAAAAhahaahahahahahaha what a prick.


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Re: Priest gets asked how did Adam & Eve's kids have kids [Re: LSDreamer]
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:ilold:

That blonde chick at the end is HAAAWWWT.


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Re: Priest gets asked how did Adam & Eve's kids have kids [Re: LSDreamer]
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:confused: The catholic church doesn't actually think that the story of Adam and Eve is a historical account of our real beginnings, they're publicly in support of the theory of evolution.


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Re: Priest gets asked how did Adam & Eve's kids have kids [Re: blewmeanie]
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blewmeanie said:
:confused: The catholic church doesn't actually think that the story of Adam and Eve is a historical account of our real beginnings, they're publicly in support of the theory of evolution.


True but you say one thing for 5 centuries and another the next . Those who were bold enough to say "I don't know why were here", shouldn't be robbed of that just because the Church's official position has changed.


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Re: Priest gets asked how did Adam & Eve's kids have kids [Re: LSDreamer]
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LSDreamer said:
:rofl: Fucking owned.



as is what happens to dumbass priests that dont know the bible

correct anser is, Abel had no kids because Cain killed his ass, 
Cain was driven out to the land to the east, the land of Nod
where he met his wife and bore a son named Enoch, see, it's a
simple answer found in Genesis 4


15 And the LORD said unto him, Therefore whosoever slayeth Cain, vengeance shall be taken on him sevenfold. And the LORD set a mark upon Cain, lest any finding him should kill him.

16 And Cain went out from the presence of the LORD, and dwelt in the land of Nod, on the east of Eden.

17 And Cain knew his wife; and she conceived, and bare Enoch: and he builded a city, and called the name of the city, after the name of his son, Enoch.



now lets talk about inconsistency


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Re: Priest gets asked how did Adam & Eve's kids have kids [Re: HeroMike]
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well in all honesty, besides looking really embarrassed, I think he handled it pretty well.


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Re: Priest gets asked how did Adam & Eve's kids have kids [Re: HeroMike]
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HeroMike said:
blewmeanie said:
:confused: The catholic church doesn't actually think that the story of Adam and Eve is a historical account of our real beginnings, they're publicly in support of the theory of evolution.


True but you say one thing for 5 centuries and another the next . Those who were bold enough to say "I don't know why were here", shouldn't be robbed of that just because the Church's official position has changed.


The churches official position hasn't changed, they never denied Darwin's theory.


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Re: Priest gets asked how did Adam & Eve's kids have kids [Re: skatealex2]
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that was a decent clip

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Re: Priest gets asked how did Adam & Eve's kids have kids [Re: HeroMike]
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HAHAHAHA


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Re: Priest gets asked how did Adam & Eve's kids have kids [Re: blewmeanie]
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blewmeanie said:
HeroMike said:
blewmeanie said:
:confused: The catholic church doesn't actually think that the story of Adam and Eve is a historical account of our real beginnings, they're publicly in support of the theory of evolution.


True but you say one thing for 5 centuries and another the next . Those who were bold enough to say "I don't know why were here", shouldn't be robbed of that just because the Church's official position has changed.


The churches official position hasn't changed, they never denied Darwin's theory.


They may have never officially denied it . But they've persecuted and caused great suffering to those who've questioned it . I'm of course referring to people such as Plato and other philosophers .


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Re: Priest gets asked how did Adam & Eve's kids have kids [Re: HeroMike]
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The theory of evolution didn't exist in Plato's time.


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Re: Priest gets asked how did Adam & Eve's kids have kids [Re: blewmeanie]
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blewmeanie said:
The theory of evolution didn't exist in Plato's time.


But the question "why are we here" did .


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Re: Priest gets asked how did Adam & Eve's kids have kids [Re: HeroMike]
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HeroMike said:
blewmeanie said:
The theory of evolution didn't exist in Plato's time.


But the question "why are we here" did .


and no one was persecuted for asking, only for trying to provide
an answer, the still has nothing to do with Adams navel, the land
of Nod or how Cain killed Abel

Adam and eve also had other kids, Seth ws their third son and
because of the way things were recorded back then, it didnt
matter that they had daughters because girls didnt deserve
mention or names or someshit


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Re: Priest gets asked how did Adam & Eve's kids have kids [Re: Prisoner#1]
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I thought it was believed that cane killed Abel by smashing his head in with a rock, I mean they were only so many ways back then.


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Re: Priest gets asked how did Adam & Eve's kids have kids [Re: Prisoner#1]
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Ok, so if adam and ever were the first and only people God created, then who was in Nod for Cain to procreate with? That is not well thought out, unless he fucked a monkey or something. I think the bibled proved itself wrong on that one. Only 2 people were made, yet there was a whole bucn over in another land? Why do people  ask me how why I don't take christianity seriously? To me, Let there be Light and the big bang sound one in the same. Not to mention our scientific evidence proving other wise.


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Re: Priest gets asked how did Adam & Eve's kids have kids [Re: TheMushaman]
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Maybe Cain had kids with Eve:shrug:


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Re: Priest gets asked how did Adam & Eve's kids have kids [Re: UnholyChild666]
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So you propose a biblical oedipus complex?


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