Anonymous #46 said:

you guys have no idea how much better that makes me feel that i wasn't the only creepy middle school jacker

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Anonymous #49 said:

I fucked my neighbors wife. Not one of my friends and i dont really like him so i dont care.

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Anonymous #46 said:

you guys have no idea how much better that makes me feel that i wasn't the only creepy middle school jacker

i have another one

my first job was at burger king, and once right before we closed a cop came in and ordered a whopper

i was the only one in the back and i was mashing a massive zit in the mirror above the sink

so i left the big glob of puss on my finger and... you guessed it, wiped it on the cop's top bun

i fucking hate pigs

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Anonymous #1 said:

I make a habit of creating posts with an aesthetic appeal

• making use of the 'list' feature
  
• creating patterns with what I'm saying
  
• timing my sentences to finish at the end of the page
  
• paragraphing my words so it reads easier
  
• re-wording til it looks 'right'
  

sometimes I give up all together just cause they don't flow



because in MY world:
doing it with style is just as important as 'getting er done' 

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Anonymous #41 said:

In college to be initiated into a certain campus organization I fucked a chicken in a field that 7 guys before me and 3 guys after me fucked too...

Also, I've gotten so much beer and 2-liter sodas into me at one time that I puked on a guy in a winnie the pooh costume.  This was for another campus org.

I have hsv-2...

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