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Anonymous #44

Re: Confession time! [Re: Anonymous #37]
    #10538853 - 06/19/09 06:42 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #37 said:
Well there's nothing wrong with those problems, and there are tons of guys willing to help you out. Unless you're really ugly, in which case I'm sorry.



Plenty of guys will fuck uggos, no matter how deformed.

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Anonymous #1

Re: Confession time! [Re: Anonymous #44]
    #10543401 - 06/20/09 03:31 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

saddly...this is true  :nonono:

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Anonymous #45

Re: Confession time! [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #10543469 - 06/20/09 03:54 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

saddly...this is true



don't mock the blind crippled or crazy crew now!

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Anonymous #46

Re: Confession time! [Re: Anonymous #45]
    #10543551 - 06/20/09 04:09 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

i used to jack off under my hoodie in middle school

to girls sitting across the room

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Anonymous #27

Re: Confession time! [Re: Anonymous #46]
    #10543586 - 06/20/09 04:16 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

Sweet. :smirk:

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Anonymous #1

Re: Confession time! [Re: Anonymous #46]
    #10544142 - 06/20/09 07:14 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #46 said:
i used to jack off under my hoodie in middle school

to girls sitting across the room



didn't everyone  :confused:

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Anonymous #44

Re: Confession time! [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #10545591 - 06/21/09 01:11 AM (14 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #1 said:
Quote:

Anonymous #46 said:
i used to jack off under my hoodie in middle school

to girls sitting across the room



didn't everyone  :confused:



:lol: I thought I was the only one!

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Anonymous #10

Re: Confession time! [Re: Anonymous #44]
    #10548212 - 06/21/09 03:06 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

jesus christ wtf its like a phenomina..... but why were you guys doing that in middle school?

some kid i know cranked one out into a glove and then threw it

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Anonymous #1

Re: Confession time! [Re: Anonymous #10]
    #10548310 - 06/21/09 03:25 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #10 said:
but why were you guys doing that in middle school?



cause we were horny young teens with hard-ons in the middle of class  :smirk:

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Anonymous #46

Re: Confession time! [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #10548330 - 06/21/09 03:27 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

damn i seriously thought i was the only one

like some kinda sex freak

i guess we all are at thirteen

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Anonymous #33

Re: Confession time! [Re: Anonymous #46]
    #10552583 - 06/22/09 08:26 AM (14 years, 9 months ago)

I wanted to go to the pool, but the wife and kid didn't want to go with me. I took advantage of the situation and mixed up a Godzilla sized Tequillia and Coke and headed out. After I got my buzz on, I ended up playing pool games with little kids. Then before I know it, I'm surrounded by cute teenage girls chatting it up  and being quite social.

When I return the next day, sober, it seems they were all treating me like a creepy-guy-in-the-pool. I can remember bits and pieces of the previous day, and what I do remember, *sigh*... creepy guy.

Ultimate Fail. I'll probably not go back to the pool for the rest of the summer.

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Anonymous #47

Re: Confession time! [Re: Anonymous #44]
    #10552693 - 06/22/09 09:12 AM (14 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #44 said:
Quote:

Anonymous #37 said:
Well there's nothing wrong with those problems, and there are tons of guys willing to help you out. Unless you're really ugly, in which case I'm sorry.



Plenty of guys will fuck uggos, no matter how deformed.




They all look the same when the lights go out

:highfive:

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Anonymous #8

Re: Confession time! [Re: Anonymous #33]
    #10554847 - 06/22/09 04:50 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #33 said:
I wanted to go to the pool, but the wife and kid didn't want to go with me. I took advantage of the situation and mixed up a Godzilla sized Tequillia and Coke and headed out. After I got my buzz on, I ended up playing pool games with little kids. Then before I know it, I'm surrounded by cute teenage girls chatting it up  and being quite social.

When I return the next day, sufficiently drunk from 12 shots of rum, I took it easy in the pool, laughing with the teenagers. The group of jailbait teenage girls returned and could not seem to stay more than 3 feet from me at any one time. I was beginning to feel like I was in some sort of weird B-movie where the main character is a terrible actor, but somehow makes it out of every situation.

It only took 5 more minutes of drunken rambling before one of them groped my crotch. This was just turning into a cheap porno now. Sure, I could probably take these girls home and get them stoned, ripped, and high on marijuana and mescaline. It would be shamefully easy. If it hadn't been for the liquor, I may have changed my mind. But this stuff is like liquid courage, or maybe just liquid stupidity.

We got out of the pool and into my car, and I took them to have the orgy of their pre-adult lives.



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Anonymous #24

Re: Confession time! [Re: Anonymous #8]
    #10554900 - 06/22/09 04:57 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

one time
so high on acid,
i saw spirit of my ex gf
man oh man my cock ached for those
pointy nips.
fuckin' jerked my sky high electric throbbing dick to
the sounds of the weather network on tv
cause thats what was on at the time

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Anonymous #10

Re: Confession time! [Re: Anonymous #24]
    #10560261 - 06/23/09 04:31 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)


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Anonymous #48

Re: Confession time! [Re: Anonymous #12]
    #10560291 - 06/23/09 04:36 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

Im addicted to Threads view too! everything I want thats happening as its happening. need it.

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Anonymous #10

Re: Confession time! [Re: Anonymous #48]
    #10560975 - 06/23/09 07:14 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

i spent three hours making that drawing... i swear i checked the clock

edit : two hours srry

Edited by Anonymous (06/23/09 07:26 PM)

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Anonymous #44

Re: Confession time! [Re: Anonymous #10]
    #10564603 - 06/24/09 12:36 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

Time well spent.

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Anonymous #49

Re: Confession time! [Re: Anonymous #44]
    #10566082 - 06/24/09 05:16 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

I fucked my neighbors wife. Not one of my friends and i dont really like him so i dont care.

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Anonymous #8

Re: Confession time! [Re: Anonymous #49]
    #10566752 - 06/24/09 07:41 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

Was she a fox? MILFtastic?

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