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Anonymous #1

Oops, I'm gettin' raided.
    #7424024 - 09/18/07 02:30 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Yep, that's right, tomorrow evening. Don't ever grow with roommates, no matter how good of friends you are. Fucker ratted me out. It's a good thing I'm a passive person...

So, I hope they like the "fuck the police" banners I printed up and put in all of the old spots. suck it, pig bitches.


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Anonymous #2

Re: Oops, I'm gettin' raided. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7424070 - 09/18/07 02:41 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

don't forget alot of used condoms filled with pistashio pudding


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Anonymous #3

Re: Oops, I'm gettin' raided. [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #7424172 - 09/18/07 03:02 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

How did u find out your getting raided? Scanner?


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Anonymous #4

Re: Oops, I'm getting' raided. [Re: Anonymous #2] * 1
    #7424175 - 09/18/07 03:03 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

The first rule of growing is, tell no one. :smirk:


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Anonymous #5

Re: Oops, I'm gettin' raided. [Re: Anonymous #1] * 1
    #7424281 - 09/18/07 03:31 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

So, I hope they like the "fuck the police" banners I printed up and put in all of the old spots. suck it, pig bitches.


:rofl2: That's awesome man.


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Anonymous #3

Re: Oops, I'm gettin' raided. [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #7424289 - 09/18/07 03:33 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

I dont see how he knew he was getting raided... I was pretty sure you didnt get warnings.


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Anonymous #1

Re: Oops, I'm gettin' raided. [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #7424605 - 09/18/07 05:00 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Hey,

A childhood friend's brother is a local police officer, he's who told me. Said my roommate came in and spoke with a couple detectives and he heard from a fellow police officer that tomorrow night is when it's goin down.

I'm real pissed about this. Real pissed.


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Anonymous #6

Re: Oops, I'm gettin' raided. [Re: Anonymous #1] * 1
    #7424727 - 09/18/07 05:18 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Sit around naked wating for them.


:yesnod:


I don't know if it'd be a good idea or not but damn that'd be funny wouldn't it?


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Anonymous #7

Re: Oops, I'm gettin' raided. [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #7424760 - 09/18/07 05:23 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Just lose anything incriminating, they won't be able to do shit if they can't get anything from their "raid"


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Anonymous #8

Re: Oops, I'm gettin' raided. [Re: Anonymous #1] * 1
    #7424783 - 09/18/07 05:30 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

If you were lucky enough to get inside info, than don't put up banners letting them know you got tipped. Show alittle class, or they might figure things out, and that cop might lose his job.


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Anonymous #9

Re: Oops, I'm gettin' raided. [Re: Anonymous #8] * 1
    #7424908 - 09/18/07 06:07 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Gonna need updates for this.


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Anonymous #10

Re: Oops, I'm gettin' raided. [Re: Anonymous #9] * 1
    #7424931 - 09/18/07 06:14 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

lol instead of getting rid of the evidence hes gunna piss them off, thats using your brain homie


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Anonymous #6

Re: Oops, I'm gettin' raided. [Re: Anonymous #8]
    #7425380 - 09/18/07 07:51 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
If you were lucky enough to get inside info, than don't put up banners letting them know you got tipped. Show alittle class, or they might figure things out, and that cop might lose his job.




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Anonymous #11

Re: Oops, I'm gettin' raided. [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #7425522 - 09/18/07 08:12 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
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Anonymous said:
If you were lucky enough to get inside info, than don't put up banners letting them know you got tipped. Show alittle class, or they might figure things out, and that cop might lose his job.







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Anonymous #12

Re: Oops, I'm gettin' raided. *DELETED* [Re: Anonymous #10]
    #7425626 - 09/18/07 08:35 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

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Anonymous #13

Re: Oops, I'm gettin' raided. [Re: Anonymous #12]
    #7426854 - 09/19/07 03:26 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

so what happend snoop dawg?


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Anonymous #14

Re: Oops, I'm gettin' raided. [Re: Anonymous #11]
    #7426873 - 09/19/07 03:38 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
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Anonymous said:
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Anonymous said:
If you were lucky enough to get inside info, than don't put up banners letting them know you got tipped. Show alittle class, or they might figure things out, and that cop might lose his job.










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Anonymous #1

Re: Oops, I'm gettin' raided. [Re: Anonymous #14]
    #7427399 - 09/19/07 09:46 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Hey mates,

So today is the day it happens. Just to clear things up:

I *did* get rid of anything incriminating (the equipment is here but no proof that I was using any of it for shady reasons), and I *did* leave a whole bunch of "fuck you piggies" all around the house.

Posting here that I knew I was going to get raided isn't going to get anybody fired. The cop merely told a kid who he used to wrestle with in the second grade (he was much older) that he was getting raided. I didn't post any names or even the county name. In addition, my girlfriend and I found it necessary to put a bunch of used condoms in nice little locations for piggies to find (in the closet that holds most of my equipment two are hanging from the top of the door, when the door opens they fall onto piggie heads).

I will post the news story in the shroomery if I missed something and they bust me, but from the beginning I intend to have the situation under my control. We've got a video camera, voice recorders and are going to have a couple of witnesses to the raid, just incase they try and do anything silly. Basically I think the roommate is giving them permission to search a house he has his name on the lease at, meaning they aren't even comming in with a warrent.

I have already notified shroomery admins telling them that if they notice any traffic coming from my account with an IP address that differs from my usual one (usual shroomery IP address comes from a router that is secured and encrypted, rooted by me... I'm a pretty smart fellow when it comes to computers, they won't be able to obtain the same connection) to temp ban my account. I've got encrypted partitions on all of my computers (along with an encrypted boot). I have also dropped a very large wet poop in my toilet and I do not intend to be flushing it. With any luck, this evening I'll be sitting butt ass naked on my couch with my girlfriend and two friends watching a movie when they come in with poop in all the sinks and bathrooms. When they ask me about it I'm going to accuse them of doing it. There's no shame in having to clean poop out of a sink if you got to say "Couldn't you have just waited for your friend to get out of the bathroom? Did you have to poop in my sink, officer ..."


Fuck the police. Fuck 'em.


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Anonymous #15

Re: Oops, I'm gettin' raided. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7427407 - 09/19/07 09:51 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

i don't know where you live, but, in U.S. law, if your name is on the lease too, your roomate cannot give them permission to search the whole house. He can only consent to a search of his room and the common areas.


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Anonymous #16

Re: Oops, I'm gettin' raided. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7427435 - 09/19/07 10:01 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

HOLY SHIT THATS FUNNY. DUDE YOU ROCK!!!!
this has got to be the best getting raided story ever. if this wasnt anonymous i would give you 5 shrooms lol.


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