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Anonymous #1

Re: Oops, I'm gettin' raided. [Re: Anonymous #15]
    #7427450 - 09/19/07 10:07 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Yeah I'm aware of that... See, the problem is, until last night I had a room with plastic walls and floors (the spare bedroom) I was using as a lab and a 8x8 storage area with mylar on the walls and a nice new garden setup I had going. I totally had to take it all apart and pack it away, giving the babies to my friend for the time being. Both of those areas are common areas that would be included in the search.

I grew with that fucker. He was always making serious mistakes relating to being oblivious to the life cycle of a mushroom. He didn't find it necessary to read ahead and learn the difference between casing and spawning, so while I was gone one day put 4 inches of sphagnum on top of a half inch of mycelium (not noticeable unless you dig into it) and let it get trich and contaminate my whole fruiting chamber. I put up with this, and until when I find out that seven people I've never met know about my room did I tell him I was done growing with him. He's a worthless, backstabbing cocksucker of a roommate and I hope he dies. I actually thought he committed suicide this weekend (turns out he left out the basement back door), I didn't bother checking until sunday and I'd been thinking it since Thursday. I really wished it to be true.


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Anonymous #17

Re: Oops, I'm gettin' raided. [Re: Anonymous #16] * 1
    #7427453 - 09/19/07 10:08 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Get your fucking equipment out of the house. Many people get "conspiracy" charges, that how they get people in your position. Don't be an idiot.


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Anonymous #1

Re: Oops, I'm gettin' raided. [Re: Anonymous #17]
    #7427463 - 09/19/07 10:13 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

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HOLY SHIT THATS FUNNY. DUDE YOU ROCK!!!!
this has got to be the best getting raided story ever. if this wasnt anonymous i would give you 5 shrooms lol.




Haha, thanks. Just trying to make the best out of a bad situation. When it's all over I'll copy all this and post it in the OTD from my account.


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Get your fucking equipment out of the house. Many people get "conspiracy" charges, that how they get people in your position. Don't be an idiot.





I'm well aware of possible conspiracy charges, but I simply have my hands tied behind my back. I have no place to put over a 1.5k worth of equipment. My buddy is holding onto my babies (probably permanently) and that's the best I can do. I've gotten rid of any syringes of any type (excluding a oyster syringe, but that doesn't make sense because my substrate is birdseed) and there's no mycelium floating around anywhere. In the eyes of the law all I have is a room with the materials for an indoor garden of *anything* and materials for an indoor mushroom garden. They can suck it, I've already talked to a lawyer I used when I was a kid and he says as soon as it goes down to call him.


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Anonymous #1

Re: Oops, I'm gettin' raided. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7427476 - 09/19/07 10:16 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

But, to be honest, I'm scared out of my wits. I'm actually thinking about booby trapping my house with disgusting traps (cups of spit, vomit, dooky). It's just I don't really want to clean that shit up after they leave.


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Anonymous #10

Re: Oops, I'm gettin' raided. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7427640 - 09/19/07 11:26 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Well get a story for why you have all your equipment before hand man...

You grow edible mushrooms or something you know? 1500$ worth of equipment isnt used for nothing... And dont get shot when that shit drops on there heads


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Anonymous #18

Re: Oops, I'm gettin' raided. [Re: Anonymous #10]
    #7428068 - 09/19/07 01:06 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

> I'm well aware of possible conspiracy charges, but I simply have my hands tied behind my back. I have no place to put over a 1.5k worth of equipment. My buddy is holding onto my babies (probably permanently) and that's the best I can do. I've gotten rid of any syringes of any type (excluding a oyster syringe, but that doesn't make sense because my substrate is birdseed) and there's no mycelium floating around anywhere. In the eyes of the law all I have is a room with the materials for an indoor garden of *anything* and materials for an indoor mushroom garden. They can suck it, I've already talked to a lawyer I used when I was a kid and he says as soon as it goes down to call him.


They can easily get you for conspiracy at this point - If your roommate says he grew psilocybin strains with you and they find any mushroom growing equipment, that is all they need for a 5 year sentence.

Your best bet is to avoid pissing them off and remove the 1.5k of equipment.

The lawyer wants you to call him because you will soon be giving him a lot of money.

Police can tell when the suspect has been tipped off, and when they get that feeling they will charge you with whatever they can.


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Anonymous #3

Re: Oops, I'm gettin' raided. [Re: Anonymous #18]
    #7428078 - 09/19/07 01:08 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
> I'm well aware of possible conspiracy charges, but I simply have my hands tied behind my back. I have no place to put over a 1.5k worth of equipment. My buddy is holding onto my babies (probably permanently) and that's the best I can do. I've gotten rid of any syringes of any type (excluding a oyster syringe, but that doesn't make sense because my substrate is birdseed) and there's no mycelium floating around anywhere. In the eyes of the law all I have is a room with the materials for an indoor garden of *anything* and materials for an indoor mushroom garden. They can suck it, I've already talked to a lawyer I used when I was a kid and he says as soon as it goes down to call him.


They can easily get you for conspiracy at this point - If your roommate says he grew psilocybin strains with you and they find any mushroom growing equipment, that is all they need for a 5 year sentence.

Your best bet is to avoid pissing them off and remove the 1.5k of equipment.

The lawyer wants you to call him because you will soon be giving him a lot of money.

Police can tell when the suspect has been tipped off, and when they get that feeling they will charge you with whatever they can.




^-- Listen to this guy


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Anonymous #13

Re: Oops, I'm gettin' raided. [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #7429665 - 09/19/07 07:34 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

*and then kick your *buddys* ass


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Anonymous #19

Re: Oops, I'm gettin' raided. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7430005 - 09/19/07 08:49 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Yeah and all those "fuck you piggies" signs you left all over will not help your case :lol: 


You're gonna get nailed for something if you don't move that shit


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Anonymous #15

Re: Oops, I'm gettin' raided. [Re: Anonymous #19]
    #7431338 - 09/20/07 07:54 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

I would beat my fucking roommate to a bloody pulp.


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Anonymous #20

Re: Oops, I'm gettin' raided. [Re: Anonymous #15]
    #7431341 - 09/20/07 08:00 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

I think leaving those signs is a fucking dumb idea.
Just put a sticker on your forehead that says "keep an eye on me".
Cops don't like to be made to look like assholes and you'll pay for it later.


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Anonymous #15

Re: Oops, I'm gettin' raided. [Re: Anonymous #20]
    #7431404 - 09/20/07 08:34 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

i'm guessing something bad happened, he hasn't posted since yesterday


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Anonymous #21

Re: Oops, I'm gettin' raided. [Re: Anonymous #15]
    #7431428 - 09/20/07 08:47 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

uhhhh ohhhhhh! shouldnt have posted those signs


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Anonymous #22

Re: Oops, I'm gettin' raided. [Re: Anonymous #21]
    #7432124 - 09/20/07 12:35 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

That guys a fucking moron. Grew with other people ( it doens't take more than one person ). Knew he was getting raided, and left the evidence. Put up a bunch of signs to make the cops want to pin him with everything possible because they'll be pissed.....Once again KNEW he was getting raiding and left all the evidence there.

Seems like he wanted to laugh at himself on cops.


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Anonymous #1

Re: Oops, I'm gettin' raided. [Re: Anonymous #22]
    #7434022 - 09/20/07 08:05 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Hey guys, this is the original poster.

So yeah, as predicted, they raided me right around 8:15...

Question: How many kevlar covered, automatic rifle carrying, helmet wearing swat team members does it take to effectively forcefully enter a home that is occupied by a white Grateful Dead loving hippie, his girlfriend, and a dog that literally has a medal for being the smallest dog in town two years in a row?

Answer: 16.

Fucking most ridiculous thing of my entire life. It was like I was suddenly a fucking dangerous man or some terrorist motherfucker. These people felt the need to break my door to splinters to bust in on me and my girlfriend watching TV. Jesus tits, my dog was licking their feet and shit while they tore apart my house.

I cleaned house, took the advice of people and got rid of the equipment.

They did recover one piece of evidence... A half empty spores101 p.cube syringe and a single contaminated half-coloned jar of rye that I cleverly stashed in my roommate's room. Besides that, all they found were the 20 "fuck the police" signs I had all over my house and a stale toilet of mud butt. I asked them if my roommate was being charged and they told me the charges were pending the results of the lab.

The worst thing about the situation is my door. I'm gonna have to pay $300 to get that shit fixed. I figured they'd knock, ffs. How rude! I got in a 20 minute anger filled conversation with a ski mask covered officer about how he would feel if I kicked his fucking door open and threw all of his shit around on a hunch he had something he shouldn't. I'd probably get shot, and I told him that's exactly what the next person they raid should do to them. 12 gauge is sure shot.


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Anonymous #1

Re: Oops, I'm gettin' raided. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7434039 - 09/20/07 08:10 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Oh yeah, and I asked if the state would pay for the door and they said I was SOL. We'll see how my new titanium golf club likes the side of my roommate's truck, which he mistakenly parked outside when he left town.

I understand that anonymity doesn't count when it comes to serious crimes and shit here, so I'll spare myself the ban since I'm sure all of you already know what happens to a snitch.


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Anonymous #22

Re: Oops, I'm gettin' raided. [Re: Anonymous #1] * 1
    #7434147 - 09/20/07 08:31 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

suck him off


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Anonymous #23

Re: Oops, I'm gettin' raided. [Re: Anonymous #15]
    #7442582 - 09/23/07 01:52 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

I wonder what happened...


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Anonymous #23

Re: Oops, I'm gettin' raided. [Re: Anonymous #23]
    #7442584 - 09/23/07 01:53 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Oops, missed the second page, hehehe.... ::reads::


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Anonymous #23

Re: Oops, I'm gettin' raided. [Re: Anonymous #23]
    #7442597 - 09/23/07 01:59 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

You should take a photo of your roomates gnarled truck. Host the photo from an off site source, preferably, with a new account.

Let's see the damage!


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