Anonymous #37 said:

Well there's nothing wrong with those problems, and there are tons of guys willing to help you out. Unless you're really ugly, in which case I'm sorry.

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saddly...this is true

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Anonymous #46 said:

i used to jack off under my hoodie in middle school

to girls sitting across the room

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didn't everyone 

Anonymous #1 said:

Anonymous #46 said:

i used to jack off under my hoodie in middle school

to girls sitting across the room

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didn't everyone 

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I thought I was the only one!

Anonymous #10 said:

but why were you guys doing that in middle school?

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cause we were horny young teens with hard-ons in the middle of class 

Anonymous #44 said:

Anonymous #37 said:

Well there's nothing wrong with those problems, and there are tons of guys willing to help you out. Unless you're really ugly, in which case I'm sorry.

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Plenty of guys will fuck uggos, no matter how deformed.

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They all look the same when the lights go out

Anonymous #33 said:

I wanted to go to the pool, but the wife and kid didn't want to go with me. I took advantage of the situation and mixed up a Godzilla sized Tequillia and Coke and headed out. After I got my buzz on, I ended up playing pool games with little kids. Then before I know it, I'm surrounded by cute teenage girls chatting it up  and being quite social.

When I return the next day, sufficiently drunk from 12 shots of rum, I took it easy in the pool, laughing with the teenagers. The group of jailbait teenage girls returned and could not seem to stay more than 3 feet from me at any one time. I was beginning to feel like I was in some sort of weird B-movie where the main character is a terrible actor, but somehow makes it out of every situation.

It only took 5 more minutes of drunken rambling before one of them groped my crotch. This was just turning into a cheap porno now. Sure, I could probably take these girls home and get them stoned, ripped, and high on marijuana and mescaline. It would be shamefully easy. If it hadn't been for the liquor, I may have changed my mind. But this stuff is like liquid courage, or maybe just liquid stupidity.

We got out of the pool and into my car, and I took them to have the orgy of their pre-adult lives.

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