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Anonymous #1

Oops, I'm gettin' raided.
    #7424024 - 09/18/07 02:30 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Yep, that's right, tomorrow evening. Don't ever grow with roommates, no matter how good of friends you are. Fucker ratted me out. It's a good thing I'm a passive person...

So, I hope they like the "fuck the police" banners I printed up and put in all of the old spots. suck it, pig bitches.


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Anonymous #2

Re: Oops, I'm gettin' raided. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7424070 - 09/18/07 02:41 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

don't forget alot of used condoms filled with pistashio pudding


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Anonymous #3

Re: Oops, I'm gettin' raided. [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #7424172 - 09/18/07 03:02 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

How did u find out your getting raided? Scanner?


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Anonymous #4

Re: Oops, I'm getting' raided. [Re: Anonymous #2] * 1
    #7424175 - 09/18/07 03:03 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

The first rule of growing is, tell no one. :smirk:


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Anonymous #5

Re: Oops, I'm gettin' raided. [Re: Anonymous #1] * 1
    #7424281 - 09/18/07 03:31 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

So, I hope they like the "fuck the police" banners I printed up and put in all of the old spots. suck it, pig bitches.


:rofl2: That's awesome man.


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Anonymous #3

Re: Oops, I'm gettin' raided. [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #7424289 - 09/18/07 03:33 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

I dont see how he knew he was getting raided... I was pretty sure you didnt get warnings.


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Anonymous #1

Re: Oops, I'm gettin' raided. [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #7424605 - 09/18/07 05:00 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Hey,

A childhood friend's brother is a local police officer, he's who told me. Said my roommate came in and spoke with a couple detectives and he heard from a fellow police officer that tomorrow night is when it's goin down.

I'm real pissed about this. Real pissed.


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Anonymous #6

Re: Oops, I'm gettin' raided. [Re: Anonymous #1] * 1
    #7424727 - 09/18/07 05:18 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Sit around naked wating for them.


:yesnod:


I don't know if it'd be a good idea or not but damn that'd be funny wouldn't it?


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Anonymous #7

Re: Oops, I'm gettin' raided. [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #7424760 - 09/18/07 05:23 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Just lose anything incriminating, they won't be able to do shit if they can't get anything from their "raid"


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Anonymous #8

Re: Oops, I'm gettin' raided. [Re: Anonymous #1] * 1
    #7424783 - 09/18/07 05:30 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

If you were lucky enough to get inside info, than don't put up banners letting them know you got tipped. Show alittle class, or they might figure things out, and that cop might lose his job.


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Anonymous #9

Re: Oops, I'm gettin' raided. [Re: Anonymous #8] * 1
    #7424908 - 09/18/07 06:07 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Gonna need updates for this.


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Anonymous #10

Re: Oops, I'm gettin' raided. [Re: Anonymous #9] * 1
    #7424931 - 09/18/07 06:14 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

lol instead of getting rid of the evidence hes gunna piss them off, thats using your brain homie


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Anonymous #6

Re: Oops, I'm gettin' raided. [Re: Anonymous #8]
    #7425380 - 09/18/07 07:51 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
If you were lucky enough to get inside info, than don't put up banners letting them know you got tipped. Show alittle class, or they might figure things out, and that cop might lose his job.




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Anonymous #11

Re: Oops, I'm gettin' raided. [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #7425522 - 09/18/07 08:12 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
Quote:

Anonymous said:
If you were lucky enough to get inside info, than don't put up banners letting them know you got tipped. Show alittle class, or they might figure things out, and that cop might lose his job.







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Anonymous #12

Re: Oops, I'm gettin' raided. *DELETED* [Re: Anonymous #10]
    #7425626 - 09/18/07 08:35 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Post deleted by Anonymous

Reason for deletion: x



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Anonymous #13

Re: Oops, I'm gettin' raided. [Re: Anonymous #12]
    #7426854 - 09/19/07 03:26 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

so what happend snoop dawg?


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Anonymous #14

Re: Oops, I'm gettin' raided. [Re: Anonymous #11]
    #7426873 - 09/19/07 03:38 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
Quote:

Anonymous said:
Quote:

Anonymous said:
If you were lucky enough to get inside info, than don't put up banners letting them know you got tipped. Show alittle class, or they might figure things out, and that cop might lose his job.










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Anonymous #1

Re: Oops, I'm gettin' raided. [Re: Anonymous #14]
    #7427399 - 09/19/07 09:46 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Hey mates,

So today is the day it happens. Just to clear things up:

I *did* get rid of anything incriminating (the equipment is here but no proof that I was using any of it for shady reasons), and I *did* leave a whole bunch of "fuck you piggies" all around the house.

Posting here that I knew I was going to get raided isn't going to get anybody fired. The cop merely told a kid who he used to wrestle with in the second grade (he was much older) that he was getting raided. I didn't post any names or even the county name. In addition, my girlfriend and I found it necessary to put a bunch of used condoms in nice little locations for piggies to find (in the closet that holds most of my equipment two are hanging from the top of the door, when the door opens they fall onto piggie heads).

I will post the news story in the shroomery if I missed something and they bust me, but from the beginning I intend to have the situation under my control. We've got a video camera, voice recorders and are going to have a couple of witnesses to the raid, just incase they try and do anything silly. Basically I think the roommate is giving them permission to search a house he has his name on the lease at, meaning they aren't even comming in with a warrent.

I have already notified shroomery admins telling them that if they notice any traffic coming from my account with an IP address that differs from my usual one (usual shroomery IP address comes from a router that is secured and encrypted, rooted by me... I'm a pretty smart fellow when it comes to computers, they won't be able to obtain the same connection) to temp ban my account. I've got encrypted partitions on all of my computers (along with an encrypted boot). I have also dropped a very large wet poop in my toilet and I do not intend to be flushing it. With any luck, this evening I'll be sitting butt ass naked on my couch with my girlfriend and two friends watching a movie when they come in with poop in all the sinks and bathrooms. When they ask me about it I'm going to accuse them of doing it. There's no shame in having to clean poop out of a sink if you got to say "Couldn't you have just waited for your friend to get out of the bathroom? Did you have to poop in my sink, officer ..."


Fuck the police. Fuck 'em.


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Anonymous #15

Re: Oops, I'm gettin' raided. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7427407 - 09/19/07 09:51 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

i don't know where you live, but, in U.S. law, if your name is on the lease too, your roomate cannot give them permission to search the whole house. He can only consent to a search of his room and the common areas.


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Anonymous #16

Re: Oops, I'm gettin' raided. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7427435 - 09/19/07 10:01 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

HOLY SHIT THATS FUNNY. DUDE YOU ROCK!!!!
this has got to be the best getting raided story ever. if this wasnt anonymous i would give you 5 shrooms lol.


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Anonymous #1

Re: Oops, I'm gettin' raided. [Re: Anonymous #15]
    #7427450 - 09/19/07 10:07 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Yeah I'm aware of that... See, the problem is, until last night I had a room with plastic walls and floors (the spare bedroom) I was using as a lab and a 8x8 storage area with mylar on the walls and a nice new garden setup I had going. I totally had to take it all apart and pack it away, giving the babies to my friend for the time being. Both of those areas are common areas that would be included in the search.

I grew with that fucker. He was always making serious mistakes relating to being oblivious to the life cycle of a mushroom. He didn't find it necessary to read ahead and learn the difference between casing and spawning, so while I was gone one day put 4 inches of sphagnum on top of a half inch of mycelium (not noticeable unless you dig into it) and let it get trich and contaminate my whole fruiting chamber. I put up with this, and until when I find out that seven people I've never met know about my room did I tell him I was done growing with him. He's a worthless, backstabbing cocksucker of a roommate and I hope he dies. I actually thought he committed suicide this weekend (turns out he left out the basement back door), I didn't bother checking until sunday and I'd been thinking it since Thursday. I really wished it to be true.


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Anonymous #17

Re: Oops, I'm gettin' raided. [Re: Anonymous #16] * 1
    #7427453 - 09/19/07 10:08 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Get your fucking equipment out of the house. Many people get "conspiracy" charges, that how they get people in your position. Don't be an idiot.


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Anonymous #1

Re: Oops, I'm gettin' raided. [Re: Anonymous #17]
    #7427463 - 09/19/07 10:13 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:


HOLY SHIT THATS FUNNY. DUDE YOU ROCK!!!!
this has got to be the best getting raided story ever. if this wasnt anonymous i would give you 5 shrooms lol.




Haha, thanks. Just trying to make the best out of a bad situation. When it's all over I'll copy all this and post it in the OTD from my account.


Quote:



Get your fucking equipment out of the house. Many people get "conspiracy" charges, that how they get people in your position. Don't be an idiot.





I'm well aware of possible conspiracy charges, but I simply have my hands tied behind my back. I have no place to put over a 1.5k worth of equipment. My buddy is holding onto my babies (probably permanently) and that's the best I can do. I've gotten rid of any syringes of any type (excluding a oyster syringe, but that doesn't make sense because my substrate is birdseed) and there's no mycelium floating around anywhere. In the eyes of the law all I have is a room with the materials for an indoor garden of *anything* and materials for an indoor mushroom garden. They can suck it, I've already talked to a lawyer I used when I was a kid and he says as soon as it goes down to call him.


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Anonymous #1

Re: Oops, I'm gettin' raided. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7427476 - 09/19/07 10:16 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

But, to be honest, I'm scared out of my wits. I'm actually thinking about booby trapping my house with disgusting traps (cups of spit, vomit, dooky). It's just I don't really want to clean that shit up after they leave.


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Anonymous #10

Re: Oops, I'm gettin' raided. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7427640 - 09/19/07 11:26 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Well get a story for why you have all your equipment before hand man...

You grow edible mushrooms or something you know? 1500$ worth of equipment isnt used for nothing... And dont get shot when that shit drops on there heads


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Anonymous #18

Re: Oops, I'm gettin' raided. [Re: Anonymous #10]
    #7428068 - 09/19/07 01:06 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

> I'm well aware of possible conspiracy charges, but I simply have my hands tied behind my back. I have no place to put over a 1.5k worth of equipment. My buddy is holding onto my babies (probably permanently) and that's the best I can do. I've gotten rid of any syringes of any type (excluding a oyster syringe, but that doesn't make sense because my substrate is birdseed) and there's no mycelium floating around anywhere. In the eyes of the law all I have is a room with the materials for an indoor garden of *anything* and materials for an indoor mushroom garden. They can suck it, I've already talked to a lawyer I used when I was a kid and he says as soon as it goes down to call him.


They can easily get you for conspiracy at this point - If your roommate says he grew psilocybin strains with you and they find any mushroom growing equipment, that is all they need for a 5 year sentence.

Your best bet is to avoid pissing them off and remove the 1.5k of equipment.

The lawyer wants you to call him because you will soon be giving him a lot of money.

Police can tell when the suspect has been tipped off, and when they get that feeling they will charge you with whatever they can.


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Anonymous #3

Re: Oops, I'm gettin' raided. [Re: Anonymous #18]
    #7428078 - 09/19/07 01:08 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
> I'm well aware of possible conspiracy charges, but I simply have my hands tied behind my back. I have no place to put over a 1.5k worth of equipment. My buddy is holding onto my babies (probably permanently) and that's the best I can do. I've gotten rid of any syringes of any type (excluding a oyster syringe, but that doesn't make sense because my substrate is birdseed) and there's no mycelium floating around anywhere. In the eyes of the law all I have is a room with the materials for an indoor garden of *anything* and materials for an indoor mushroom garden. They can suck it, I've already talked to a lawyer I used when I was a kid and he says as soon as it goes down to call him.


They can easily get you for conspiracy at this point - If your roommate says he grew psilocybin strains with you and they find any mushroom growing equipment, that is all they need for a 5 year sentence.

Your best bet is to avoid pissing them off and remove the 1.5k of equipment.

The lawyer wants you to call him because you will soon be giving him a lot of money.

Police can tell when the suspect has been tipped off, and when they get that feeling they will charge you with whatever they can.




^-- Listen to this guy


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Anonymous #13

Re: Oops, I'm gettin' raided. [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #7429665 - 09/19/07 07:34 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

*and then kick your *buddys* ass


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Anonymous #19

Re: Oops, I'm gettin' raided. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7430005 - 09/19/07 08:49 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Yeah and all those "fuck you piggies" signs you left all over will not help your case :lol: 


You're gonna get nailed for something if you don't move that shit


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Anonymous #15

Re: Oops, I'm gettin' raided. [Re: Anonymous #19]
    #7431338 - 09/20/07 07:54 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

I would beat my fucking roommate to a bloody pulp.


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Anonymous #20

Re: Oops, I'm gettin' raided. [Re: Anonymous #15]
    #7431341 - 09/20/07 08:00 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

I think leaving those signs is a fucking dumb idea.
Just put a sticker on your forehead that says "keep an eye on me".
Cops don't like to be made to look like assholes and you'll pay for it later.


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Anonymous #15

Re: Oops, I'm gettin' raided. [Re: Anonymous #20]
    #7431404 - 09/20/07 08:34 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

i'm guessing something bad happened, he hasn't posted since yesterday


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Anonymous #21

Re: Oops, I'm gettin' raided. [Re: Anonymous #15]
    #7431428 - 09/20/07 08:47 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

uhhhh ohhhhhh! shouldnt have posted those signs


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Anonymous #22

Re: Oops, I'm gettin' raided. [Re: Anonymous #21]
    #7432124 - 09/20/07 12:35 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

That guys a fucking moron. Grew with other people ( it doens't take more than one person ). Knew he was getting raided, and left the evidence. Put up a bunch of signs to make the cops want to pin him with everything possible because they'll be pissed.....Once again KNEW he was getting raiding and left all the evidence there.

Seems like he wanted to laugh at himself on cops.


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Anonymous #1

Re: Oops, I'm gettin' raided. [Re: Anonymous #22]
    #7434022 - 09/20/07 08:05 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Hey guys, this is the original poster.

So yeah, as predicted, they raided me right around 8:15...

Question: How many kevlar covered, automatic rifle carrying, helmet wearing swat team members does it take to effectively forcefully enter a home that is occupied by a white Grateful Dead loving hippie, his girlfriend, and a dog that literally has a medal for being the smallest dog in town two years in a row?

Answer: 16.

Fucking most ridiculous thing of my entire life. It was like I was suddenly a fucking dangerous man or some terrorist motherfucker. These people felt the need to break my door to splinters to bust in on me and my girlfriend watching TV. Jesus tits, my dog was licking their feet and shit while they tore apart my house.

I cleaned house, took the advice of people and got rid of the equipment.

They did recover one piece of evidence... A half empty spores101 p.cube syringe and a single contaminated half-coloned jar of rye that I cleverly stashed in my roommate's room. Besides that, all they found were the 20 "fuck the police" signs I had all over my house and a stale toilet of mud butt. I asked them if my roommate was being charged and they told me the charges were pending the results of the lab.

The worst thing about the situation is my door. I'm gonna have to pay $300 to get that shit fixed. I figured they'd knock, ffs. How rude! I got in a 20 minute anger filled conversation with a ski mask covered officer about how he would feel if I kicked his fucking door open and threw all of his shit around on a hunch he had something he shouldn't. I'd probably get shot, and I told him that's exactly what the next person they raid should do to them. 12 gauge is sure shot.


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Anonymous #1

Re: Oops, I'm gettin' raided. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7434039 - 09/20/07 08:10 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Oh yeah, and I asked if the state would pay for the door and they said I was SOL. We'll see how my new titanium golf club likes the side of my roommate's truck, which he mistakenly parked outside when he left town.

I understand that anonymity doesn't count when it comes to serious crimes and shit here, so I'll spare myself the ban since I'm sure all of you already know what happens to a snitch.


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Anonymous #22

Re: Oops, I'm gettin' raided. [Re: Anonymous #1] * 1
    #7434147 - 09/20/07 08:31 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

suck him off


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Anonymous #23

Re: Oops, I'm gettin' raided. [Re: Anonymous #15]
    #7442582 - 09/23/07 01:52 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

I wonder what happened...


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Anonymous #23

Re: Oops, I'm gettin' raided. [Re: Anonymous #23]
    #7442584 - 09/23/07 01:53 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Oops, missed the second page, hehehe.... ::reads::


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Anonymous #23

Re: Oops, I'm gettin' raided. [Re: Anonymous #23]
    #7442597 - 09/23/07 01:59 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

You should take a photo of your roomates gnarled truck. Host the photo from an off site source, preferably, with a new account.

Let's see the damage!


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Anonymous #24

Re: Oops, I'm gettin' raided. [Re: Anonymous #23]
    #7443016 - 09/23/07 06:22 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

I hope he gets hit with the mushroom charge, pending the lab results. :smile:

That would be the best possible end to this story.


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Anonymous #25

Re: Oops, I'm gettin' raided. [Re: Anonymous #24]
    #7443046 - 09/23/07 06:42 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

put ice in her ass and pussy


good story, next time just rig up shotgun booby traps


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Anonymous #1

Re: Oops, I'm gettin' raided. [Re: Anonymous #25]
    #7443977 - 09/23/07 12:33 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

LMFAO @ shotgun booby traps.


I shoulda taken a picture of the truck. There *were* six windows and four working tires on his truck when he left town... God damned meth addicts must have been having some fun one night. Luckily they didn't chose my car.

He showed up yesterday and found his truck, I didn't so much as sweep the glass off the driveway. I wasn't home when he came back, my girlfriend was, and she said he was very angry. He left ten minutes after showing, five minutes before I got home (which was good because he was about to get an ass beating if I saw his face).

Oh, and I spoke with a lawyer about things to make sure the syringe and jar didn't fuck me over, the lawyer said that if there was mycelium that grew before it was contamed then he's going down for manufacturing a controlled substance (13 years in this state).

Was a stupid idea giving police permission to enter the home, seeing how he had shit in his room. Jackass.


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Anonymous #23

Re: Oops, I'm gettin' raided. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7446493 - 09/24/07 02:15 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

He got what was coming. Stupid two faced traitor.


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Anonymous #26

Re: Oops, I'm gettin' raided. [Re: Anonymous #23]
    #7451075 - 09/25/07 09:42 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

we need a daily update, even though i think you are a dumbass and handled this situation poorly.


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Anonymous #27

Re: Oops, I'm gettin' raided. [Re: Anonymous #26]
    #7451104 - 09/25/07 09:47 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
we need a daily update, even though i think you are a dumbass and handled this situation poorly.




QFT


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Anonymous #28

Re: Oops, I'm gettin' raided. [Re: Anonymous #27]
    #7452083 - 09/25/07 02:41 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Yeah, putting up the "fuck the police" signs wasn't the smartest move, nor was beating his truck. You should've saved the beating for after the lab analysis,

but

props on stashing the jar and syringe in his room!


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Anonymous #26

Re: Oops, I'm gettin' raided. [Re: Anonymous #28]
    #7452110 - 09/25/07 02:48 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
Yeah, putting up the "fuck the police" signs wasn't the smartest move, nor was beating his truck. You should've saved the beating for after the lab analysis,

but

props on stashing the jar and syringe in his room!




he just better hope his fingerprints aren't on it!


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Anonymous #29

Re: Oops, I'm gettin' raided. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7453153 - 09/25/07 07:45 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Any updates on the situation?


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Anonymous #30

Re: Oops, I'm gettin' raided. [Re: Anonymous #29]
    #7453199 - 09/25/07 08:00 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

your life got twist turn upside down


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Anonymous #31

Re: Oops, I'm gettin' raided. [Re: Anonymous #16]
    #7453206 - 09/25/07 08:02 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

LMFAO!! WTF HAPPENED??


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Anonymous #31

Re: Oops, I'm gettin' raided. [Re: Anonymous #31]
    #7453236 - 09/25/07 08:08 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
LMFAO!! WTF HAPPENED??




too your roomate that is? :tongue:


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Anonymous #26

Re: Oops, I'm gettin' raided. [Re: Anonymous #31]
    #7453322 - 09/25/07 08:25 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Now this is a story, all about how my life got flipped - turned upside down,
And i'd like to take a minute,
just sit right there,
I'll tell you howI became the prince of a town called Bel-Air

In West Philadelphia,
born an' raised,
on the playground is where i spent mosta my days,
Chillin out, maxin', relaxin' all cool,
An' all shootin some B-ball outside of the school,
When a couple o' guys who were up to no good,
Started makin' trouble in my neighbourhood,
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared,
She said 'You're movin with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air!'

I begged and pleaded with her day after day,but
she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket
I put my walkman on and saig 'I´d might as well kickin'
First class, 'Yo, this is bad' drinkin orange juice out of a champange glass
'Is this what the people of Bel Air live like?'
'Hmm.. this might be allright!'
The way I´d hear the percy, boots white and all
I had to sit as I have a place of they just in this school cat
'I don´t think so', 'I see what i get there'
I hope they´re prepared for the Prince of Bel Air!

Well I, tha plain land and when I came out
there was a dude look like a cop standin' there with my name out
'I ain´t trying to get arrested yet, 'I just got here'
I sprang with the quickness like light has disappeared

I whistled for a cab and when i came near,
The license plate said 'Fresh',
And had dice in the mirror,
If anything i could say that this cab was rare,
But I thought 'Nah, forget it - Yo, home to Bel-Air!'

I pulled up to the house at bout seven or eight,
I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo home, smell ya later!'
I looked at my kingdom,
I was finally there!
To sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air!


sup in the hood?


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Anonymous #1

Re: Oops, I'm gettin' raided. [Re: Anonymous #26]
    #7462431 - 09/27/07 10:28 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

No updates fellas, sorry. Still waiting on the results. I'm clear though :laugh:.


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Anonymous #26

Re: Oops, I'm gettin' raided. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7462763 - 09/28/07 01:03 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

what about the roomie


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Anonymous #32

Re: Oops, I'm gettin' raided. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7462771 - 09/28/07 01:08 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

This thread has detectable levels of spice.


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Anonymous #33

Re: Oops, I'm gettin' raided. [Re: Anonymous #23]
    #7462863 - 09/28/07 02:07 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

i love the shit in the toilet, that was a nice touch :grin:


as for the rest of the stuff eh... not so smart, but at least you got rid of most of it. dude if my friend/roomate ever snitched on me i would beat the shit out of him, but i know hed never do that in the first place. but yeah lets see those pics of what you did to this guys truck or whatever.


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Anonymous #34

Re: Oops, I'm gettin' raided. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7463808 - 09/28/07 10:57 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
Oh, and I spoke with a lawyer about things to make sure the syringe and jar didn't fuck me over, the lawyer said that if there was mycelium that grew before it was contamed then he's going down for manufacturing a controlled substance (13 years in this state).





What lawyer is hip to the laws of mushroom production? What lawyer knows the meaning of the word mycelium? How would a lawyer know ahead of time, what kind of judgement would be passed on a criminal before court preceedings?

I smell bullshit. This entire story was just a post made up to show how gullible you stick fucks are.


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Anonymous #35

Re: Oops, I'm gettin' raided. [Re: Anonymous #34]
    #7471665 - 09/30/07 08:01 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

upppppdddaaaaatttee


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Anonymous #1

Re: Oops, I'm gettin' raided. [Re: Anonymous #35]
    #7471813 - 09/30/07 08:33 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Alright fellas, got an update for you. I have mixed feelings about it.

Lab tests on the syringes came back positive for P. Cubensis. Also, they got a partial fingerprint off of the underside of one of the syringes...

It was my roommates. (I nearly choked when I was told this... they paused, like they knew something was up).

Also, the jars had no finger prints but (duh) they came back positive for P. Cubensis mycelium and trichoderma. ha. ha. ha.

They've filed the papers with the county DA, it's sketch as to whether they're going to take him in on it. As for now he's got a warrent out for his arrest, a FUCKED UP suv, and a couple of friends waiting for him in both the county jail and the state prison. If he spends a single night in jail his ass is dead before he sees the inside of a court room. He made a mistake the day he decided to try and fuck me over.


Sorry guys, I thought about it and I can't take pics of the SUV. Too damned risky.


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Anonymous #36

Re: Oops, I'm gettin' raided. [Re: Anonymous #16]
    #7471860 - 09/30/07 08:41 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

i would plant the shit on the roomate somehow and get him


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Anonymous #35

Re: Oops, I'm gettin' raided. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7471862 - 09/30/07 08:41 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Dayumn! You got this bro lol


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Anonymous #35

Re: Oops, I'm gettin' raided. [Re: Anonymous #36]
    #7471863 - 09/30/07 08:42 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
i would plant the shit on the roomate somehow and get him




Welcome to 2007


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Anonymous #37

Re: Oops, I'm gettin' raided. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7471864 - 09/30/07 08:42 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Whether this story is true or not I LIKED IT!


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Anonymous #38

Re: Oops, I'm gettin' raided. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7471922 - 09/30/07 08:52 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

shoot em with ur glock9


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Anonymous #38

Re: Oops, I'm gettin' raided. [Re: Anonymous #16] * 1
    #7471964 - 09/30/07 09:00 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

This is the biggest piece of bullshit ever written. you all are gullible idiots that deserve to be restricted to type 3 letters words, and full sentences that involve "Yup," and "Oh."


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Anonymous #35

Re: Oops, I'm gettin' raided. [Re: Anonymous #38]
    #7471983 - 09/30/07 09:06 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
This is the biggest piece of bullshit ever written. you all are gullible idiots that deserve to be restricted to type 3 letters words, and full sentences that involve "Yup," and "Oh."




This is the biggest piece of bullshit ever written.


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Anonymous #38

Re: Oops, I'm gettin' raided. [Re: Anonymous #35]
    #7471998 - 09/30/07 09:10 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
Quote:

Anonymous said:
This is the biggest piece of bullshit ever written. you all are gullible idiots that deserve to be restricted to type 3 letters words, and full sentences that involve "Yup," and "Oh."




This is the biggest piece of bullshit ever written.




was full of it eh?


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Anonymous #26

Re: Oops, I'm gettin' raided. [Re: Anonymous #38] * 1
    #7472598 - 10/01/07 12:45 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

can't take pics of SUV??? fake story.


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Anonymous #10

Re: Oops, I'm gettin' raided. [Re: Anonymous #26]
    #7472871 - 10/01/07 03:48 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Pictures or it didnt happen.

PICS OR GTFO


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Anonymous #6

Re: Oops, I'm gettin' raided. [Re: Anonymous #38]
    #7472920 - 10/01/07 04:53 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
This is the biggest piece of bullshit ever written. you all are gullible idiots that deserve to be restricted to type 3 letters words, and full sentences that involve "Yup," and "Oh."




Yup.


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Anonymous #39

Re: Oops, I'm gettin' raided. [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #7472940 - 10/01/07 05:19 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Oh.


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Anonymous #3

Re: Oops, I'm gettin' raided. [Re: Anonymous #39]
    #7472946 - 10/01/07 05:29 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

no.


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Anonymous #1

Re: Oops, I'm gettin' raided. [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #7473094 - 10/01/07 08:04 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

hmm... You were the ones begging for updates!

Quote:


can't take pics of SUV??? fake story.





It wasn't a fake story, everything's true. Sorry I can't post pics of the SUV, it was risky enough posting in this forum. He knows well of shroomery and if he were to ever sign up and check out this thread he'd know exactly what was up. Plus, do you idiots really think I'm about to post a picture of an SUV that I vandalized? I don't like jail...

But whatever, I guess that's the end of the updates. let me know if anybody is still interested, as soon as they serve the warrent (whenever the next time he talks to a cop will be) I'll post a little more detailed information. But frankly, I could give a fuck if you believe this or not.


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Anonymous #34

Re: Oops, I'm gettin' raided. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7473200 - 10/01/07 09:16 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

If you didnt care, you wouldn't have posted it.
take pics of the damage to the door and pics of the fuck pig stickers.


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Anonymous #1

Re: Oops, I'm gettin' raided. [Re: Anonymous #34]
    #7473384 - 10/01/07 10:31 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

I'll post pictures of my "fuck the police" signs (some of which are still hanging) and I'll take a picture of the back end of the truck (break lights, tires, and windows all out... not to mention a huge key mark making it's way around the vehicle a few times).

Will that satisfy you assholes?


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Anonymous #40

Re: Oops, I'm gettin' raided. [Re: Anonymous #34]
    #7473387 - 10/01/07 10:32 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

take a picture of yourself sticking the stickers on the vandalized van.


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Anonymous #34

Re: Oops, I'm gettin' raided. [Re: Anonymous #40]
    #7473475 - 10/01/07 11:06 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)



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Anonymous #40

Re: Oops, I'm gettin' raided. [Re: Anonymous #34]
    #7473612 - 10/01/07 11:40 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

fake


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Anonymous #41

Re: Oops, I'm gettin' raided. [Re: Anonymous #40]
    #7473717 - 10/01/07 12:05 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)



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Anonymous #41

Re: Oops, I'm gettin' raided. [Re: Anonymous #41]
    #7473730 - 10/01/07 12:06 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)



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Anonymous #41

Re: Oops, I'm gettin' raided. [Re: Anonymous #41]
    #7473734 - 10/01/07 12:07 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)



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Anonymous #34

Re: Oops, I'm gettin' raided. [Re: Anonymous #41]
    #7473846 - 10/01/07 12:34 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

LMFAO.... Your room mate has a lot of cars.


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Anonymous #1

Re: Oops, I'm gettin' raided. [Re: Anonymous #34]
    #7473954 - 10/01/07 01:10 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

That wasn't the original poster.


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Anonymous #42

Re: Oops, I'm gettin' raided. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7474899 - 10/01/07 06:06 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
That wasn't the original poster.





you must be in charge of the obvious


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Anonymous #1

Re: Oops, I'm gettin' raided. [Re: Anonymous #42]
    #7475035 - 10/01/07 06:40 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
Quote:

Anonymous said:
That wasn't the original poster.





you must be in charge of the obvious




Well you must be in charge of big black cocks. Nigga.


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Anonymous #35

Re: Oops, I'm gettin' raided. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7475484 - 10/01/07 08:55 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
Quote:

Anonymous said:
Quote:

Anonymous said:
That wasn't the original poster.





you must be in charge of the obvious




Well you must be in charge of big black cocks. Nigga.




No... that's the guys ex-roommate. CUZ THIS THREAD IS 4 REALZ ZOMG
LOLZ NOT FAKE FOR REALZ

:awesome:


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Anonymous #34

Re: Oops, I'm gettin' raided. [Re: Anonymous #35]
    #7475627 - 10/01/07 09:37 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

LAWLS.... This fool must have had one hell of a golf club.


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Anonymous #43

Re: Oops, I'm gettin' raided. [Re: Anonymous #10]
    #7485100 - 10/04/07 02:02 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
lol instead of getting rid of the evidence hes gunna piss them off, thats using your brain homie




hahaha. fo'sho!


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Anonymous #43

Re: Oops, I'm gettin' raided. [Re: Anonymous #43]
    #7485142 - 10/04/07 02:14 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

this is the greatest thing i have ever seen.


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Anonymous #44

Re: Oops, I'm gettin' raided. [Re: Anonymous #43]
    #7485365 - 10/04/07 03:12 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

:lol:


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Anonymous #45

Re: Oops, I'm gettin' raided. [Re: Anonymous #44]
    #7485541 - 10/04/07 04:21 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

This whole story is fake and if it isn't, then 98% of the details are.


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Anonymous #46

Re: Oops, I'm gettin' raided. [Re: Anonymous #16]
    #7492327 - 10/06/07 07:00 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

egad, you pooped the sink?!?! that's pretty heinous dude. but your raid almost sounds like it's going to be fun! why did your roomie decide to snitch? are you an arsshole to your flatmates? cause leaving used condoms around the pad isnt very cool..


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Anonymous #12

Re: Oops, I'm gettin' raided. *DELETED* [Re: Anonymous #46]
    #7493796 - 10/07/07 09:15 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Post deleted by Anonymous

Reason for deletion: x



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Anonymous #47

Re: Oops, I'm gettin' raided. [Re: Anonymous #12]
    #7500181 - 10/09/07 12:44 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

I also want to know why the roomate snitched on a house that is under his name about illegal activities going on there...

And BTW, if this is real, it won't take a picture to tip off your roomate about what happened if he gets on shroomery and reads this thread.


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Anonymous #24

Re: Oops, I'm gettin' raided. [Re: Anonymous #47]
    #7500233 - 10/09/07 01:00 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

The roommate must know, though. So this poster still will likely have to defend himself in court, to prove the cake wasn't his, as that's what the roommate will claim.


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Anonymous #48

Re: Oops, I'm gettin' raided. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7501082 - 10/09/07 10:21 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
Hey guys, this is the original poster.

So yeah, as predicted, they raided me right around 8:15...

Question: How many kevlar covered, automatic rifle carrying, helmet wearing swat team members does it take to effectively forcefully enter a home that is occupied by a white Grateful Dead loving hippie, his girlfriend, and a dog that literally has a medal for being the smallest dog in town two years in a row?






Quote:

Anonymous said:
I shoulda taken a picture of the truck. There *were* six windows and four working tires on his truck when he left town... God damned meth addicts must have been having some fun one night. Luckily they didn't chose my car.

He showed up yesterday and found his truck, I didn't so much as sweep the glass off the driveway. I wasn't home when he came back, my girlfriend was, and she said he was very angry. He left ten minutes after showing, five minutes before I got home (which was good because he was about to get an ass beating if I saw his face).




:rotfl: this thread has spice written on its forehead. it's still pretty funny though. since when do grateful dead loving hippies go around smashing up cars, etc? i thought you hippie bastards believed in the karma system? LOL


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Anonymous #49

Re: Oops, I'm gettin' raided. [Re: Anonymous #48]
    #11772077 - 01/05/10 06:30 PM (14 years, 26 days ago)

So what the shit is the end of the story? What happened?


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Anonymous #42

Re: Oops, I'm gettin' raided. [Re: Anonymous #49]
    #11772213 - 01/05/10 06:48 PM (14 years, 26 days ago)

I'm pretty sure they don't have internet cafes in jail.


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Anonymous #49

Re: Oops, I'm gettin' raided. [Re: Anonymous #42]
    #11772471 - 01/05/10 07:21 PM (14 years, 26 days ago)

:rofl2:


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Anonymous #50

Re: Oops, I'm gettin' raided. [Re: Anonymous #49]
    #11773010 - 01/05/10 08:30 PM (14 years, 26 days ago)

OP?
:popcorn:


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Anonymous #51

Re: Oops, I'm gettin' raided. [Re: Anonymous #16]
    #11774271 - 01/06/10 12:00 AM (14 years, 26 days ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #16 said:
HOLY SHIT THATS FUNNY. DUDE YOU ROCK!!!!
this has got to be the best getting raided story ever. if  this wasnt anonymous i would give you 5 shrooms lol.




Are you still a retard? Because you were a retard 2 years, and 3 months ago.


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Anonymous #52

Re: Oops, I'm gettin' raided. [Re: Anonymous #51]
    #11774329 - 01/06/10 12:16 AM (14 years, 26 days ago)

did I post in this thread?


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Anonymous #52

Re: Oops, I'm gettin' raided. [Re: Anonymous #52]
    #11774332 - 01/06/10 12:16 AM (14 years, 26 days ago)

nope but I did now


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Anonymous #53

Re: Oops, I'm gettin' raided. [Re: Anonymous #52]
    #11774502 - 01/06/10 01:15 AM (14 years, 26 days ago)

i did now


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Anonymous #54

Re: Oops, I'm gettin' raided. [Re: Anonymous #53]
    #11797471 - 01/09/10 05:09 PM (14 years, 22 days ago)

so did I


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Anonymous #55

Re: Oops, I'm gettin' raided. [Re: Anonymous #54]
    #11797782 - 01/09/10 06:05 PM (14 years, 22 days ago)

and i to


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Anonymous #56

Re: Oops, I'm gettin' raided. [Re: Anonymous #55]
    #11797847 - 01/09/10 06:17 PM (14 years, 22 days ago)

shit me too


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Anonymous #57

Re: Oops, I'm gettin' raided. [Re: Anonymous #56]
    #11797945 - 01/09/10 06:41 PM (14 years, 22 days ago)

you're all the same asshole


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Anonymous #58

. [Re: Anonymous #57]
    #11800053 - 01/10/10 02:51 AM (14 years, 22 days ago)

.


Edited by Anonymous (05/18/22 04:48 PM)


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Anonymous #59

Re: Oops, I'm gettin' raided. [Re: Anonymous #58]
    #11800269 - 01/10/10 05:04 AM (14 years, 21 days ago)

DSHSB


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Anonymous #49

Re: Oops, I'm gettin' raided. [Re: Anonymous #58]
    #11808212 - 01/11/10 01:37 PM (14 years, 20 days ago)

Go fuck her mother.


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Anonymous #50

Re: Oops, I'm gettin' raided. [Re: Anonymous #49]
    #11811023 - 01/11/10 08:20 PM (14 years, 20 days ago)

go mother fucker


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Anonymous #60

Re: Oops, I'm gettin' raided. [Re: Anonymous #50]
    #11813591 - 01/12/10 08:54 AM (14 years, 19 days ago)

Yo its 5 am and i cant get this dudes chick to leave


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Anonymous #61

Re: Oops, I'm gettin' raided. [Re: Anonymous #60]
    #11813633 - 01/12/10 09:05 AM (14 years, 19 days ago)

It's 5am and I somehow know that I'm getting raided


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Anonymous #56

Re: Oops, I'm gettin' raided. [Re: Anonymous #60]
    #11814469 - 01/12/10 11:59 AM (14 years, 19 days ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #60 said:
Yo its 5 am and i cant get this dudes chick to leave



:lmafo:

At 5am tomorrow send her to me.


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