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Re: oh god i fucked a fat chick [Re: moon_glue]
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edit: double post see below


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Re: oh god i fucked a fat chick [Re: moon_glue]
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moon_glue said:
:imwithstupid:

crystal g, your life story must be made into a movie. what the hell has to happen to a women to make them turn out like you?!?


LOL @ the emoticon.

I believe a lot of it has to do with my mom. She is the ultimate asian trash haahaa... throw TV's while drunk then pass out on the floor with a wine bottle in her hand, wake up then brush her teeth and start yelling at me and my friends, then go to take a piss in the bathroom while still brushing her teeth and leave the door open (while still yelling) for all my friedns to see. Let's just say... all my friends suspect her of being on PCP or doing animal steroids LOLOL

My mom is more bipolar than schizo though.

Mushmonkey said:
Over the years, here and there, I've heard bits and pieces of what she honestly believes to have happened, and there's not a lick of it that meshes with reality.


Hahahaa... maybeee she does remember the facts, and it is YOU who are really schizo! hahhaahhahahaa! trip on dat!


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Re: oh god i fucked a fat chick [Re: Crystal G]
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idk if I should call you my hero but whenever you die, I'll make sure that you get martyr status


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Re: oh god i fucked a fat chick [Re: Cracka_X]
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You know, that's so funny that you mentioned me dying with your username, because I always envisioned crack to the the cause of my ultimate demise
http://www.iht.com/slideshows/2005/12/11/america/web.1211pryor.php?index=7


soo....dead lays vs fat lays people? coome on tell the truth now lol


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Re: oh god i fucked a fat chick [Re: Crystal G]
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Crystal G said:
Hahahaa... maybeee she does remember the facts, and it is YOU who are really schizo! hahhaahhahahaa! trip on dat!




Naw.

Even when I'm tripping past the point of being able to see what's really there, I know what's real and what's happened, and what's imaginary.  Very grounded in reality.

Bitch be crazy  :wink:

Plus, she told everyone who would listen that I beat her and had a small dick.  Everyone laughed at that, because I'm about as far from a woman-beater as you can get, and then certain people laughed further about the smalld ick aprt..  and then even more when I had sex with them and it definately wasn't small.  Not saying I'm big.  Just not small.





And as for me I'd go with fat over dead..  muppet may have another opinion.  :yesnod:


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Re: oh god i fucked a fat chick [Re: Mushmonkey]
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hahahhaahah, she probably thought that you beat her when she bashed her own head against the wall trying to fight you. ahahahaahaha lmao that shit is funny as hell


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Re: oh god i fucked a fat chick [Re: Mushmonkey]
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Mushmonkey said:
And as for me I'd go with fat over dead..  muppet may have another opinion.  :yesnod:



bwahahaha! :yesnod:


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Re: oh god i fucked a fat chick [Re: aDoS]
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aDoS said:
why did she pee on you...?



she was marking her territory!~

:lol:


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Re: oh god i fucked a fat chick [Re: Roadkill]
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Roadkill said:
aDoS said:
why did she pee on you...?



she was marking her territory!~

:lol:


L.O.L.!!!!!!!!!!!


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Re: oh god i fucked a fat chick [Re: JunkFood]
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Some of you just poke fun , some of you seem pretty interested/curious about FAT CHICKS in a sexual way. I found this new blog, apparently you can ask this guy who loves fat chicks anything. I thought it was interesting concept. Anyways, here it is; http://askaguywholikesfatchicks.blogspot.com

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Re: oh god i fucked a fat chick [Re: lunacat]
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You resurrect a 1.5 year old thread to tell us about a fat-girl forum.


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Re: oh god i fucked a fat chick [Re: Madtowntripper]
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A guy with a blog that likes large chicks doesn't measure up to a guy that does her and gets peed on in the same night.

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Re: oh god i fucked a fat chick [Re: moon_glue]
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moon_glue said:
all i wanted to do was go to this rich chicks house ignore her, drink her liqor cabinent and enjoy her rich grandfathers house.

well guys, i fucked a fat chick. then she peed on me.  :foreheadslap:

i should really quit drinking. i took her virginity too, so now its really going to be hard to get rid of her.

goddddddamnit


how was the sex though?  Did she have a tight pussy?  Did it really turn you on seeing that big sweaty ass giggle while you pounded it???


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Re: oh god i fucked a fat chick [Re: moon_glue]
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HAHAHA

Went Hoggin Eh?

Happens to the best of us mate, a warm wet hole, or in this case for you, a fold does nicely too, just remove the moldy PB&J sandwhich prior to using the jelly roll for your own sick satisfaction.:shrug:


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Re: oh god i fucked a fat chick [Re: Brain Fart]
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I'm stumbling this thread

edit: there, I put it under 'weight loss'


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Re: oh god i fucked a fat chick [Re: Madtowntripper]
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Madtowntripper said:
You resurrect a 1.5 year old thread to tell us about a fat-girl forum.


For the first thread as well.


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Re: oh god i fucked a fat chick [Re: Madtowntripper]
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Madtowntripper said:
You resurrect a 1.5 year old thread to tell us about a fat-girl forum.


Dude, it's okay.  I've never read this before and it's amazing.  I'm glad that chubby cubby exists or I wouldn't be getting my lols.


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Re: oh god i fucked a fat chick [Re: jazzillion]
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i would just like to update this

im still with this girl, it's allmost been a couple years.

and i love her to death. that night was the best mistake i ever made!

just wanted to add this to the thread in case she ever comes across it.


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Re: oh god i fucked a fat chick [Re: moon_glue]
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moon_glue said:
i should really quit drinking. i took her virginity too, so now its really going to be hard to get rid of her.




You weren't joking!


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Re: oh god i fucked a fat chick [Re: Shroomism]
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haha


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