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what would you do...
    #10469978 -

...if you blacked out on drugs, and woke up with a body next to you in your house. you don't know them, and you don't know why they are dead..

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Re: what would you do... [Re: Anonymous #1]
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First thing I'd do is get the fuck outta there.

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Re: what would you do... [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Look for clues, try to figure out what happened before panicking.

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Re: what would you do... [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Say "Shit, I pulled a Jeffrey Dahmer"

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Re: what would you do... [Re: Anonymous #4]
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1) Get rid of the evidence
2) smoke a bowl
3) chill
4) suicide (if evidence is found)

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Re: what would you do... [Re: Anonymous #5]
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Hide the body I reckon...If it was at my house and I couldn't remember what happened I know exactly what the pigs would say about that :tongue2:

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Re: what would you do... [Re: Anonymous #3]
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Remain calm, pop a xanax or two and look for clues for who the person was/why they were there. If all evidence points to me having gotten fucked up the night before and killed them then I would dispose of the body.

*I would take the body to the bathtub, clean it well so there would be no dna/hair evidence from me on it and proceed to cut into 6 pieces: arms, legs, head and torso, which would make it easier to transport.

*Also to be on the safe side I'd pull out the teeth with pliers so when/if the head is found they couldn't identify it with dental records.

*I would then get the various body parts out to the car and in the trunk. I'd wrap the parts in trash bags so the wouldn't bleed everywhere and carry them out like I would the trash or in a backpack, etc. Maybe even waiting until night so as not to draw suspicion.

*Once I had the body parts in the car and all of the dead person's belongings (wallet, watch, rings, clothes, etc.) I'd drive to secluded areas and bury the various body parts separately, perhaps even crossing state lines so if a part was found the cops wouldn't necessarily think it was related to one found in another state.

-Side note: When traveling long distances between states only pay in cash if you have to get gas/food, so you won't leave a paper trail of credit card receipts.

*I would dispose of the teeth by tossing some in the river, flushing down public restroom toilets, etc. Then I would burn all of the person's belongings so as not to be recognizable.

*Once I got home I would make damn sure everything was spotless: burn the sheets, professionally clean the carpet, bleach the shit out of the tub and anywhere the body had been, maybe even paint the walls if there was blood splatter.

Hope this helps if you ever need to dispose of a body. :craven:

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Re: what would you do... [Re: Anonymous #7]
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Anonymous #7 said:
Remain calm, pop a xanax or two and look for clues for who the person was/why they were there. If all evidence points to me having gotten fucked up the night before and killed them then I would dispose of the body.

*I would take the body to the bathtub, clean it well so there would be no dna/hair evidence from me on it and proceed to cut into 6 pieces: arms, legs, head and torso, which would make it easier to transport.

*Also to be on the safe side I'd pull out the teeth with pliers so when/if the head is found they couldn't identify it with dental records.

*I would then get the various body parts out to the car and in the trunk. I'd wrap the parts in trash bags so the wouldn't bleed everywhere and carry them out like I would the trash or in a backpack, etc. Maybe even waiting until night so as not to draw suspicion.

*Once I had the body parts in the car and all of the dead person's belongings (wallet, watch, rings, clothes, etc.) I'd drive to secluded areas and bury the various body parts separately, perhaps even crossing state lines so if a part was found the cops wouldn't necessarily think it was related to one found in another state.

-Side note: When traveling long distances between states only pay in cash if you have to get gas/food, so you won't leave a paper trail of credit card receipts.

*I would dispose of the teeth by tossing some in the river, flushing down public restroom toilets, etc. Then I would burn all of the person's belongings so as not to be recognizable.

*Once I got home I would make damn sure everything was spotless: burn the sheets, professionally clean the carpet, bleach the shit out of the tub and anywhere the body had been, maybe even paint the walls if there was blood splatter.

Hope this helps if you ever need to dispose of a body. :craven:



I would + rep you if I knew who you were

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Re: what would you do... [Re: Anonymous #7]
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Placed the body in a 55-gallon oil drum, and filled the drum with
sulfuric acid, let it to stand for 2 days and the body will have
disintegrated. Neutralise the acid and dump anywhere.

Burn all clothes, ID's, wallets, etc.

Smoke a bowl knowing that the problem is solved and he, like the others, will NEVER be found.

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Re: what would you do... [Re: Anonymous #8]
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id be scared really scared !

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Re: what would you do... [Re: Anonymous #9]
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Did this really happen, or is it a hypothetical question????????

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Re: what would you do... [Re: Anonymous #10]
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it's an exercise in psychology. i hear about all these people blacking out of benzos and getting violent and destroying their homes. i wonder if they've ever considered the consequences haha.

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Re: what would you do... [Re: Anonymous #8]
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Anonymous #8 said:
Placed the body in a 55-gallon oil drum, and filled the drum with
sulfuric acid, let it to stand for 2 days and the body will have
disintegrated. Neutralise the acid and dump anywhere.

Burn all clothes, ID's, wallets, etc.

Smoke a bowl knowing that the problem is solved and he, like the others, will NEVER be found.



What about the trophy :rolleyes:

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Re: what would you do... [Re: Anonymous #1]
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:fishing:

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Re: what would you do... [Re: Anonymous #4]
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haha about the jeff dahmer post.

That would be, some crazy shit. Id probably shit myself, then panic really bad.

At anon # 5. This isnt grasscity haha, no +rep here. Its a rating or w.e.

I still call it rep though lol.

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Re: what would you do... [Re: Anonymous #11]
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*zip*

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Re: what would you do... [Re: Anonymous #12]
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look see if they had any money on them before I called the popo.

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